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kctubbs.bsky.social
Participation Trophy Receiver
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I just hope everyone has fun out there
I just noticed that Birmingham, Alabama tourism is a shirt sponsor for Birmingham City FC (UK).

I am genuinely dying to know the ROI on this deal. How many Brits have booked flights to Alabama after seeing that? And how many of them purchased BBQ out of the vending machine at the airport?
January 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:

JMU 34
Ohio State 14

Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
November Rain is a masterpiece, and it still confuses me to this day.

Why did that guy dive through the cake!?!?!?
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.

In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Good news, I’m now Supreme Commander of Allied Forces in World War II
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shared a suite at a Chiefs game at Arrowhead Stadium with Eddie Money. He was a last-minute replacement to sing the national anthem who they were able to get because he had been performing at one of the local casinos that weekend
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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The NFL getting three garbage games on Christmas is exactly what the NFL deserves for holding three games on Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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He probably tried to make it to the meetings but missed badly by 15 yards each time
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Here you go, Indiana. All yours, Hammond.

Hell, maybe Kevin Warren should talk to St Louis about a new stadium; Chicago has a long history of dumping its unwanted shit on them.
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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This team is fucking pathetic.
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Spiritually, Joe Mazzulla is really a college football coach youtube.com/shorts/CPsjq...
Joe Mazzulla wants to get a wolf
YouTube video by NBC Sports Boston
youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Teens mad at them for having one too few ventures, little kids mad at them for having one too many ventures
I still don't understand what 68 Ventures is.
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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With this 7-yard touchdown pass to Josh Downs, 44yo Philip Rivers becomes the weirdest man ever to throw for a touchdown in a NFL game.
Philip Rivers hits Josh Downs for a TD
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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All aboard the diet train!
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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It’s amazing how much of this advertising is “you know that thing you were already doing without any issues? What if your phone told you to do it?”
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wanted very much for Lil Jon to drop a SKEET SKEET SKEET from the Toys R Us float
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you’re going to write about me at least use my name and picture
Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received https://theonion.com/man-has-never-given-single-definitive-yes-to-any-invita-1819575360/
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM