yeah man we know, it's just that apparently most people think Chicago is a lawless war zone of brown people so they didn't pay attention when it was happening here
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
yeah man we know, it's just that apparently most people think Chicago is a lawless war zone of brown people so they didn't pay attention when it was happening here
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"Hey Tony, welcome back! What'll ya have?"
"Same as always: the frickin' news, straight up....and make it a double."
"Same as always: the frickin' news, straight up....and make it a double."
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
"Hey Tony, welcome back! What'll ya have?"
"Same as always: the frickin' news, straight up....and make it a double."
"Same as always: the frickin' news, straight up....and make it a double."
holky fucj this person is twisted beyond belief...scary stuff...wow
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
holky fucj this person is twisted beyond belief...scary stuff...wow
CHICAGO SUPREMACY:
"Security at Soldier Field didn’t stop him. A confident Martinez said he was loaded up on steaks, sushi and 'Miller Lattes' as he strolled through metal detectors.
Martinez was also strapped with four cheese chunks that his wife put in Ziploc bags and stuffed into his pockets."
"Security at Soldier Field didn’t stop him. A confident Martinez said he was loaded up on steaks, sushi and 'Miller Lattes' as he strolled through metal detectors.
Martinez was also strapped with four cheese chunks that his wife put in Ziploc bags and stuffed into his pockets."
A blue-collar worker has found fame as "Cheese Grater Guy" during the Bears’ iconic playoff win over the Packers. blockclubchi.co/3Nu2vfn
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
CHICAGO SUPREMACY:
"Security at Soldier Field didn’t stop him. A confident Martinez said he was loaded up on steaks, sushi and 'Miller Lattes' as he strolled through metal detectors.
Martinez was also strapped with four cheese chunks that his wife put in Ziploc bags and stuffed into his pockets."
"Security at Soldier Field didn’t stop him. A confident Martinez said he was loaded up on steaks, sushi and 'Miller Lattes' as he strolled through metal detectors.
Martinez was also strapped with four cheese chunks that his wife put in Ziploc bags and stuffed into his pockets."
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this is 100% exactly what using a bidet for the first time is like
January 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
this is 100% exactly what using a bidet for the first time is like
great the entire season rests oupon the shoulders ouf a CANADIAN
Chicago Bears likely to lean on Theo Benedet at left tackle after Ozzy Trapilo’s season-ending knee injury
Chicago Bears likely to lean on Theo Benedet at left tackle after Ozzy Trapilo’s season-ending knee injury
The Chicago Bears need Theo Benedet now. Rookie left tackle Ozzy Trapilo is out for the remainder of the postseason with a patellar tendon injury.
trib.al
January 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
great the entire season rests oupon the shoulders ouf a CANADIAN
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ONCE AGAIN
guys the whole point of moving away from Spoiled Milk Island was to stop smelling spoiled milk
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
ONCE AGAIN
fun fact, when I was a kid the people who lived here had a DeLorean www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?
5382 Guilford Rd, Rockford, IL 61107 | MLS #202600014 | Zillow
This 1149 square feet Single Family home has 3 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. It is located at 5382 Guilford Rd, Rockford, IL.
www.zillow.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
fun fact, when I was a kid the people who lived here had a DeLorean www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?
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THEM: sorry i’m late to the bowling alley, everyone. i got a flat tire on the way
ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already
[later at the ER]
DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??
ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already
[later at the ER]
DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
THEM: sorry i’m late to the bowling alley, everyone. i got a flat tire on the way
ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already
[later at the ER]
DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??
ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already
[later at the ER]
DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
The more this guy opens his mouth about anything, the dumber he sounds. Sorry for those of you who are friends with him but jesus christ man, "better to be silent and thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt" or whatever
January 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The more this guy opens his mouth about anything, the dumber he sounds. Sorry for those of you who are friends with him but jesus christ man, "better to be silent and thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt" or whatever
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REPORTER: My question is for Dr. Shephard. Was the Grink there?
[a moment of tense hesitation. Sayid flashes Jack a questioning look]
JACK: No. The Grink was absolutely not there. Next question.
[a moment of tense hesitation. Sayid flashes Jack a questioning look]
JACK: No. The Grink was absolutely not there. Next question.
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 PM
REPORTER: My question is for Dr. Shephard. Was the Grink there?
[a moment of tense hesitation. Sayid flashes Jack a questioning look]
JACK: No. The Grink was absolutely not there. Next question.
[a moment of tense hesitation. Sayid flashes Jack a questioning look]
JACK: No. The Grink was absolutely not there. Next question.
you'll have plenty of time to watch the bears because they won today but your team the Philadelphia Eagles did not
I can’t wait to watch him die what a bullshit team
Caleb wildin with that cheese grater lmao
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
you'll have plenty of time to watch the bears because they won today but your team the Philadelphia Eagles did not
oh is there a sportsball happening 😏
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
oh is there a sportsball happening 😏
SOMEONE'S trying to move to the news division
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
SOMEONE'S trying to move to the news division
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"Hey buddy, you holdin' strange?'
"You a cop?"
"You a cop?"
January 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"Hey buddy, you holdin' strange?'
"You a cop?"
"You a cop?"
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the entire city of chicago is in lockstep right now, it's like fucking pluribus here
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
the entire city of chicago is in lockstep right now, it's like fucking pluribus here
Really hate how good Uber Eats commercials are
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Really hate how good Uber Eats commercials are
as a Non Gamer, I just finished Disco Elysium and loved it. What game should I play next?
January 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
as a Non Gamer, I just finished Disco Elysium and loved it. What game should I play next?
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Last night Bill Wennington walked into the bar 0.5 seconds after OZ’s touchdown, I gave him a big high-five, he hit the group a boisterous “Bear down” and in that moment the Green Bay Packers were toast
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Last night Bill Wennington walked into the bar 0.5 seconds after OZ’s touchdown, I gave him a big high-five, he hit the group a boisterous “Bear down” and in that moment the Green Bay Packers were toast
Introduced Maggie to Enver Hoxha's Wikipedia page :)
January 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Introduced Maggie to Enver Hoxha's Wikipedia page :)
Turkmenistan's president DJing at the 2020 New Year's party
YouTube video by Peter Leonard
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Every New Balance commercial: "Here is a roster of professional athletes we pay. Thank you for noticing. Goodbye."
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Every New Balance commercial: "Here is a roster of professional athletes we pay. Thank you for noticing. Goodbye."