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Bandit Healer
@kdfdmedic.bsky.social
1Fury, 82nd ABN vet. OEF VIII & X. DSS in Iraq. Firefighter/Paramedic. Ça ira, les aristocrates à la lanterne. #KillYourHeroes #MaximumEffort #IAFF
We’ve started to crack down and charge them for repeat bullshit but still far too many instances of “this is not an emergency and we are not a taxi”.
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The goddamn bane of my professional existence.
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Richland! Back when it was the Big 9, that conference was a terror to the Greater Spokane League. We (I graduated from Mead) played Kamiakin and those were the biggest high school humans I had ever seen.

You grew ‘em big in the Tri-Cities.
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Unless you are talking about Nebraska and not the Chiefs, lol.
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
December 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
-Costco has really, really good winter gear. Gloves, hats, thermals. Durable as hell, too.

-A vented balaclava is crucial especially on colder days. Pair that w/ a good set of goggles & it tells the neighborhood that you can clean the sidewalk & you’re up for overthrowing the monarchy, if needed.
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
-Don’t bother with fancy pants and boots. A basic pair of firefighter bunker boots (w/ steel toe) and Carhartt Reworked insulated overalls will be the last bit of lower extremity protection you’ll ever need.

-Normalize blowing or plowing your neighbors……………sidewalk or driveway. It’s just polite.
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh, I’m rarely right.

Ask my fire chiefs.
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I find that, in most instances, Eric is right. As are you. 👊🏻
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A couple years later but the big morale boosters for my platoon were Telephone, Party in the U.S.A., She-Wolf, and a Polish pop star named Doja.

Those were the days.
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
And the subtle look of terror Bob gives it.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Oh, absolutely the worst and unnecessary of them all.
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So many random one liners that live rent free in my head.

“Would you please hold the goddamn hammering please?!”
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“We wouldn’t want to scare the Dickens out of people….the Dickens….”
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Supposedly, Favre and Steve DeBerg are it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
And he is a grandfather!

And he’s still a prick, lol.
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM