Bandit Healer
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1Fury, 82nd ABN vet. OEF VIII & X. DSS in Iraq. Firefighter/Paramedic. Ça ira, les aristocrates à la lanterne. #KillYourHeroes #MaximumEffort #IAFF
I hate that I have to search all these too good to be true videos to see if they are AI.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hate that I have to search all these too good to be true videos to see if they are AI.
Holy fuck, this afternoon is primed to get real busy for me.
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Holy fuck, this afternoon is primed to get real busy for me.
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Congratulations to the exotic dance industry in Fayetteville, North Carolina on the $1,776 "warrior dividend"
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Congratulations to the exotic dance industry in Fayetteville, North Carolina on the $1,776 "warrior dividend"
Every fucking thing with them is about Obama. His election is the goddamn nexus event for the radicalization and subsequent general hemorrhagic stroke suffered by the GOP in the last two decades.
After briefing on strikes off Venezuela, Sen. Sheehy says “if we're going to question the legal process and the procedural process to target bad guys that this administration is using, then all of you better start cracking open every single Obama kinetic strike”
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every fucking thing with them is about Obama. His election is the goddamn nexus event for the radicalization and subsequent general hemorrhagic stroke suffered by the GOP in the last two decades.
That’s my LT and one of the other FF/PM’s on my crew and basically one of my best friends in the fire service. Safely evacuated a couple of cats from a room and contents fire yesterday.
And I am going to absolutely pour it up their ass for this. This is worth at least two tubs of ice cream 😆😃
And I am going to absolutely pour it up their ass for this. This is worth at least two tubs of ice cream 😆😃
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That’s my LT and one of the other FF/PM’s on my crew and basically one of my best friends in the fire service. Safely evacuated a couple of cats from a room and contents fire yesterday.
And I am going to absolutely pour it up their ass for this. This is worth at least two tubs of ice cream 😆😃
And I am going to absolutely pour it up their ass for this. This is worth at least two tubs of ice cream 😆😃
Winter tips from a Midwestern dad:
-Snow removal has many applicable weapons, just need to know what you are dealing with. Is this push with a shovel snow? Shovel shovel snow? Leaf blower snow? Snowblower snow? Know your enemy.
-Wind speed and direction are key to know as well as your pile spots.
-Snow removal has many applicable weapons, just need to know what you are dealing with. Is this push with a shovel snow? Shovel shovel snow? Leaf blower snow? Snowblower snow? Know your enemy.
-Wind speed and direction are key to know as well as your pile spots.
December 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Winter tips from a Midwestern dad:
-Snow removal has many applicable weapons, just need to know what you are dealing with. Is this push with a shovel snow? Shovel shovel snow? Leaf blower snow? Snowblower snow? Know your enemy.
-Wind speed and direction are key to know as well as your pile spots.
-Snow removal has many applicable weapons, just need to know what you are dealing with. Is this push with a shovel snow? Shovel shovel snow? Leaf blower snow? Snowblower snow? Know your enemy.
-Wind speed and direction are key to know as well as your pile spots.
I was on the engine yesterday and we were dispatched to a medical with another station’s ambulance. I took over charting and documentation for the EMS crew and asked the Pt her date of birth.
“Well, I was born in ‘58, so I guess that would make me……6-7!”
The world is not entirely terrible.
“Well, I was born in ‘58, so I guess that would make me……6-7!”
The world is not entirely terrible.
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I was on the engine yesterday and we were dispatched to a medical with another station’s ambulance. I took over charting and documentation for the EMS crew and asked the Pt her date of birth.
“Well, I was born in ‘58, so I guess that would make me……6-7!”
The world is not entirely terrible.
“Well, I was born in ‘58, so I guess that would make me……6-7!”
The world is not entirely terrible.
The opening montage TV promos of Scrooged are matched only in brilliance and parody by the fake trailers of Tropic Thunder.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The opening montage TV promos of Scrooged are matched only in brilliance and parody by the fake trailers of Tropic Thunder.
I’m trying to plan dinner to include my parents, who are watching my girls tonight, and my step-mom can’t do gluten and my dad isn’t a big cheese guy.
I’m genuinely at a loss because both are at odds with my normal Midwestern winter menu options.
I’m genuinely at a loss because both are at odds with my normal Midwestern winter menu options.
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’m trying to plan dinner to include my parents, who are watching my girls tonight, and my step-mom can’t do gluten and my dad isn’t a big cheese guy.
I’m genuinely at a loss because both are at odds with my normal Midwestern winter menu options.
I’m genuinely at a loss because both are at odds with my normal Midwestern winter menu options.
Saw something for the first time in the firehouse today:
A guy brings his own cast iron to cook with because he doesn’t like the seed oils used to season the station ones.
That’s…..something.
A guy brings his own cast iron to cook with because he doesn’t like the seed oils used to season the station ones.
That’s…..something.
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Saw something for the first time in the firehouse today:
A guy brings his own cast iron to cook with because he doesn’t like the seed oils used to season the station ones.
That’s…..something.
A guy brings his own cast iron to cook with because he doesn’t like the seed oils used to season the station ones.
That’s…..something.
Annual reminder, first on Bluesky, that Abby and Riley should have ended up together in Happiest Season.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Annual reminder, first on Bluesky, that Abby and Riley should have ended up together in Happiest Season.
And now we’re educating the girls on a Christmas staple.
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
And now we’re educating the girls on a Christmas staple.
I may not tell anyone I won the lottery but there will be signs.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I may not tell anyone I won the lottery but there will be signs.
The likelihood of me skipping my workout tomorrow is increasing as this snow falls because it is a goddamn chore of cardio and strength training trying to shovel this shit.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The likelihood of me skipping my workout tomorrow is increasing as this snow falls because it is a goddamn chore of cardio and strength training trying to shovel this shit.
We are showing our oldest daughter Home Alone for the first time and these nights are the best. I love getting to see the world again through her eyes.
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We are showing our oldest daughter Home Alone for the first time and these nights are the best. I love getting to see the world again through her eyes.
There is a new Prep and Landing on Disney Plus if your kids are into that sort of thing.
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There is a new Prep and Landing on Disney Plus if your kids are into that sort of thing.
Well, I got four bites of my Thanksgiving meal before we got a call.
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Well, I got four bites of my Thanksgiving meal before we got a call.
I’m working today and we realized we were a bit short on supplies for dinner so we took the squad out to stock up. Descended upon the only convenience store in our district that was open and it was a madhouse. Pure hilariousness watching everybody trying to stock up but good moods all around.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m working today and we realized we were a bit short on supplies for dinner so we took the squad out to stock up. Descended upon the only convenience store in our district that was open and it was a madhouse. Pure hilariousness watching everybody trying to stock up but good moods all around.
I was fired from job helping veterans find jobs in Iowa for moving a mini fridge away from a construction zone. My wife asked me what I was interested in doing and I said emergency management/services.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I was fired from job helping veterans find jobs in Iowa for moving a mini fridge away from a construction zone. My wife asked me what I was interested in doing and I said emergency management/services.
Finally signed up for my Fire Officer I course because apparently I hate myself and am a hypocrite.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Finally signed up for my Fire Officer I course because apparently I hate myself and am a hypocrite.
This is a mortar round disguised as H&I fire.
Next Dem President should set up a HIMARs on Fox, NewsMax, etc.
Next Dem President should set up a HIMARs on Fox, NewsMax, etc.
Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is a mortar round disguised as H&I fire.
Next Dem President should set up a HIMARs on Fox, NewsMax, etc.
Next Dem President should set up a HIMARs on Fox, NewsMax, etc.
It’s chili and cinnamon roll season, folks.
And not the small ones. The big honking ones with cream cheese frosting.
Like this beaut.
And not the small ones. The big honking ones with cream cheese frosting.
Like this beaut.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It’s chili and cinnamon roll season, folks.
And not the small ones. The big honking ones with cream cheese frosting.
Like this beaut.
And not the small ones. The big honking ones with cream cheese frosting.
Like this beaut.
I made scrambled eggs and wanted to try using Bourdain’s recipe. Put a twist on it and used crème fraiche instead of sour cream. Mixed the eggs in with sweet peppers, white bottoms of green onions, & bacon & then topped it with goat cheese & green onions.
And now I have a new way of making eggs.
And now I have a new way of making eggs.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I made scrambled eggs and wanted to try using Bourdain’s recipe. Put a twist on it and used crème fraiche instead of sour cream. Mixed the eggs in with sweet peppers, white bottoms of green onions, & bacon & then topped it with goat cheese & green onions.
And now I have a new way of making eggs.
And now I have a new way of making eggs.
Giving my toddler tomato soup and grilled cheese may not have been the most prudent of things to do regarding cleanliness but she is sure enjoying the hip-hop and heavy metal dinner playlist.
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Giving my toddler tomato soup and grilled cheese may not have been the most prudent of things to do regarding cleanliness but she is sure enjoying the hip-hop and heavy metal dinner playlist.
As a paramedic, when I take kids 18 and under to a hospital, I got to the pediatric section of the ER.
Pediatric.
Pedi.
The etymology doesn’t change because you are trying to spin.
Pediatric.
Pedi.
The etymology doesn’t change because you are trying to spin.
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
As a paramedic, when I take kids 18 and under to a hospital, I got to the pediatric section of the ER.
Pediatric.
Pedi.
The etymology doesn’t change because you are trying to spin.
Pediatric.
Pedi.
The etymology doesn’t change because you are trying to spin.