This is in the pantheon of posting

Is Polanco an overpay? Maybe! But you can say the same about any other player who signs a contract as a free agent, but you gotta get those lolmets takes off, I guess.

Contributes almost nothing to a team, gets techs left and right, doesn’t score enough, meh on defense, but sure, he’s still in the league

There just has to be a better way to go about finding a DH