Karl Relf
kdrisme.bsky.social
Karl Relf
@kdrisme.bsky.social
70s kid, 80s teen, still analogue-brained. Author of the DCI Brookes series. Bookworm.
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January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
In 2021 I wrote a post-apoc murder mystery. It was set in a post-Covid, war-ravaged world where what was left of society was finally finished off by a 2nd, far more deadly pandemic. Survivors ultimately numbered in the thousands.
It felt like sci-fi at the time.
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Should be easy. Won't new petrol & diesel cars be banned in 2030?
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Who'd be a thriller writer? 😉
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Well, it looks & feels (to me anyway) like the world order went past tipping point & finally got upended. All I wanted was for 2026 to be a bit calmer, saner, more rational. Should've known better, I suppose.
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I mean, it's possible I just look in the wrong place(s) & there are opportunities everywhere, but...
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
😬
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Sorry for your loss. May he and your mom rest in peace.
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I don't say that to bring you or anybody else down, btw, & I wish you a far better 2026. 🙂
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This year can absolutely do one.
Next year... I don't know yet. The only feeling I have right now is hopelessness. 🫤
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Not sure about the job, just trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. 🫤
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
😲 Has he had enough & is trying to get the sack for the payout? (May or may not be a rhetorical question.)
December 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'd rather have a... No. No, I'd better not.
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Fascinating. Also, every time I read 'Beaker People':
a stuffed animal with red hair and big eyes is wearing a lab coat and a tie .
Alt: a stuffed animal with red hair and big eyes is wearing a lab coat and a tie .
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December 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
20-30 extra minutes just to burn off a chocolate bar. 😬
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Having the numbers probably helps, right? Especially when you convert that 35.7lbs into the exercise required to burn them off again. 😄🫣
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🎯💯
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Reposted by Karl Relf
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Ah, TNG. One of my go-to box-sets (even though I've seen every episode at least half a dozen times...)
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'd subvert it by having the secondary character turn to the hero & say (something like), "Go on then, f*** off."
But that's probably been done a million times as well. 😄
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Happy birthday!
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I was 17. That's all I'm saying. 😅
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM