At one grandmother's house, the dishwasher was used to store paper bags, because it sorted them out so neatly. Foil and Saran Wrap etc. on the upper level, for the same reason. Seemed normal-ish to us at the time.

And the next goal is "...to the whims of an employer *or any corporation*." We should own our own identities, including pseudonyms for different spheres of our lives, should we choose.

I cannot be the only person who is reciting the credits from Monty Python and The Holy Grail in response to this post! Perhaps the Moose has been sacked...

In addition to everything else we will need to do, wearing a salmon as a hat is a reasonable response to this last election. Again, the Orcas lead the way.

Back in the old days, I found that servers responded to offerings of scotch (decent - no need to get fancy) and chocolate. Set them before the needy infrastructure and walk away. Somehow it always seemed to improve things.....

I'm Karen, which is bad enough already.
I have more enthusiasm than talent.

This really is their story in one photo. Dog: I think I'm good. Am I good? I hope I am. Tick: (worries) (worries more). Huck: Photos aren't in my contract, simple peasant woman who feeds me.