Keene Maverick, druid
@keenemaverick.bsky.social
Disabled (CFS/ME, AuDHD, Ptsd, Lupus) druid, artist, poet, communist, non-binary, bi, polyamorous. I don't have the energy to argue anymore. Blocks bad takes on sight.
Pinned
Community > authority
Kindness > power
Understanding > judgment
Hope > success
Good > rewards
Passion > skill
Love > winning
Humility > pride
Hugs > money
Giving > having
Justice > comfort
Worth > pain
Just some simple math for my soul.
Kindness > power
Understanding > judgment
Hope > success
Good > rewards
Passion > skill
Love > winning
Humility > pride
Hugs > money
Giving > having
Justice > comfort
Worth > pain
Just some simple math for my soul.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A flu for the whole family
A flu for the whole family
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A flu for the whole family
A flu for the whole family
Building an IKEA kitchenette thing. It's super slow going. I finally got to one of the last steps just to find out I put in a piece backwards. Had to undo a third of the damn thing just to flip a part around. Threw my back out with no real progress. Just like 4 screws left but I'm so tired now...
December 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Building an IKEA kitchenette thing. It's super slow going. I finally got to one of the last steps just to find out I put in a piece backwards. Had to undo a third of the damn thing just to flip a part around. Threw my back out with no real progress. Just like 4 screws left but I'm so tired now...
I'm planning a Christmas themed one-shot for the family. I just rolled up the characters. Thunk Tinkerson is a barbarian elf that can't quite make toys because he breaks things too easily. Then there's Roberta deRandyr, a druid who occasionally takes the place of a raindeer.
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I'm planning a Christmas themed one-shot for the family. I just rolled up the characters. Thunk Tinkerson is a barbarian elf that can't quite make toys because he breaks things too easily. Then there's Roberta deRandyr, a druid who occasionally takes the place of a raindeer.
I have a fucking fever again. Freezing while drenched in sweat. I think it's my crumbling teeth causing the infection. I just need to hold out for a month so my insurance can cover getting shit pulled.
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I have a fucking fever again. Freezing while drenched in sweat. I think it's my crumbling teeth causing the infection. I just need to hold out for a month so my insurance can cover getting shit pulled.
I gotta stop ordering groceries when I'm high. I ordered like 12 boxes of cordial cherries.
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I gotta stop ordering groceries when I'm high. I ordered like 12 boxes of cordial cherries.
I somehow spilled my ketamine and it melted into a giant bloc and I think a lot of it absorbed through my skin as I slept, cuz I woke up tripping balls in someone else's body. And my dreams were in Chinese but they had subtitles.
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I somehow spilled my ketamine and it melted into a giant bloc and I think a lot of it absorbed through my skin as I slept, cuz I woke up tripping balls in someone else's body. And my dreams were in Chinese but they had subtitles.
I had to sleep without my cpap last night to test my sleep apnea. It was horrible! I never actually fell into sleep. Just a cycle of gasping for breath every time I even started to doze. I think I gotta do it again tonight. I hate it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I had to sleep without my cpap last night to test my sleep apnea. It was horrible! I never actually fell into sleep. Just a cycle of gasping for breath every time I even started to doze. I think I gotta do it again tonight. I hate it.
Expedition 33 won game of the year only because game of the decade isn't a category.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Expedition 33 won game of the year only because game of the decade isn't a category.
I dreamed that I got lost in a bookstore, lost all my teeth, ate out my first girlfriend in a park, choked out a spy trying to steal the books I got from the bookstore, found a secret door, destroyed my friends car, and learned how to teleport. It was a very long dream.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I dreamed that I got lost in a bookstore, lost all my teeth, ate out my first girlfriend in a park, choked out a spy trying to steal the books I got from the bookstore, found a secret door, destroyed my friends car, and learned how to teleport. It was a very long dream.
Playing with the idea that metacognition may actually just be another sensory input. That the brain may not just be processing sensory information but may also be itself a sensory organ.
Just a toy thought.
Just a toy thought.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Playing with the idea that metacognition may actually just be another sensory input. That the brain may not just be processing sensory information but may also be itself a sensory organ.
Just a toy thought.
Just a toy thought.
I dreamed that they made a d20 but each side had a little magic 8 ball. Then I snuck into a mall office space and stole guns and supplies. When I tried to leave, cops deployed tear gas in the mall. I ran to a different exit where cops were setting up a pincer. So I flew to the roof and sniped them
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I dreamed that they made a d20 but each side had a little magic 8 ball. Then I snuck into a mall office space and stole guns and supplies. When I tried to leave, cops deployed tear gas in the mall. I ran to a different exit where cops were setting up a pincer. So I flew to the roof and sniped them
I just dreamed that I was making out with a girl on extacy when I noticed a hidden elevator that led down into a nuclear missile launch facility, where reno and rude from shinra were initiating a launch. I tried to stop them but it was too late. The missile launched.
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I just dreamed that I was making out with a girl on extacy when I noticed a hidden elevator that led down into a nuclear missile launch facility, where reno and rude from shinra were initiating a launch. I tried to stop them but it was too late. The missile launched.
I've learned enough Chinese now, I can tell when the subtitles are off. I don't know enough to know what they should be but I'm definitely hearing words I know that aren't in the subs.
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I've learned enough Chinese now, I can tell when the subtitles are off. I don't know enough to know what they should be but I'm definitely hearing words I know that aren't in the subs.
Trying to help my niece with her homework but we both have adhd
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Trying to help my niece with her homework but we both have adhd
My labs showed early signs of possible cancer. My rheumatologist thinks it's a false positive from a lupus flare. Still, my anxiety has spiked.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My labs showed early signs of possible cancer. My rheumatologist thinks it's a false positive from a lupus flare. Still, my anxiety has spiked.
Folk who work in nail salons probably give the best handjobs
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Folk who work in nail salons probably give the best handjobs
Went to chili's for the first time in a long time. They got rid of their best appetizer and their fajitas taste way different. So unsatisfying.
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Went to chili's for the first time in a long time. They got rid of their best appetizer and their fajitas taste way different. So unsatisfying.
Listening to a song about how they never go out of style and everything they describe is horribly out of style.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Listening to a song about how they never go out of style and everything they describe is horribly out of style.
Violence is inevitable, and all those who decry it now merely increase how much violence will be necessary later.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Violence is inevitable, and all those who decry it now merely increase how much violence will be necessary later.
2.8 percent is way too low for social security's cost of living adjustment, considering how high groceries have gotten. My increase would be $50/mo which is not enough to even cover the gas it takes to get to a grocery store.
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
2.8 percent is way too low for social security's cost of living adjustment, considering how high groceries have gotten. My increase would be $50/mo which is not enough to even cover the gas it takes to get to a grocery store.
"hey mom, can I have some money to buy drugs?" is a weird sentence that I have said weirdly often as a 40 year old
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"hey mom, can I have some money to buy drugs?" is a weird sentence that I have said weirdly often as a 40 year old
Went to the gas station. Made up two beautiful hot dogs. Onions, tomatoes, mustard, Pico DE Gallo, and buffalo ranch. Super excited for them. But as I went to grab a straw for my drink, they both fell to the floor. It was heartbreaking!! Left with a breakfast burrito that is not nearly as good.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Went to the gas station. Made up two beautiful hot dogs. Onions, tomatoes, mustard, Pico DE Gallo, and buffalo ranch. Super excited for them. But as I went to grab a straw for my drink, they both fell to the floor. It was heartbreaking!! Left with a breakfast burrito that is not nearly as good.
I dreamed that I stole a van to help a couple ex girlfriends flee domestic violence. Ran a few cops off a bridge and hid in the woods, hiking to Canada. Then we broke into some big tech firm to steal a few servers. Good times.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I dreamed that I stole a van to help a couple ex girlfriends flee domestic violence. Ran a few cops off a bridge and hid in the woods, hiking to Canada. Then we broke into some big tech firm to steal a few servers. Good times.
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I wish Nancy Pelosi the best riddance
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I wish Nancy Pelosi the best riddance
Nimona is also a very good movie for ketamine. This has been such a fun trip!
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Nimona is also a very good movie for ketamine. This has been such a fun trip!