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@keepitinyourplants.bsky.social
i came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and shoot people in this bank
Richard Belzer Collection on Letterman, 1982-2008, Recut
YouTube video by Don Giller
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January 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
@declouxj.bsky.social what other secrets have you been keeping from us?
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
@declouxj.bsky.social what other secrets have you been keeping from us?
the Mac screenshot sound is the same notes as I'm Afraid of Americans
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
the Mac screenshot sound is the same notes as I'm Afraid of Americans
Plant-based eating reversed my diabetes. Now I have livabetes.
January 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Plant-based eating reversed my diabetes. Now I have livabetes.
You: an unserious artist, laughable. Not even selling peanut butter cups.
Me:
Me:
January 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
You: an unserious artist, laughable. Not even selling peanut butter cups.
Me:
Me:
Dark Angel plays the hits!
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dark Angel plays the hits!
Hark and Englund... Long lost brothers?
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hark and Englund... Long lost brothers?
Billy crystal in analyse this sporting the indie rock starter kit, listening to Jokermen and watching haha you clowns on Apple TV
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Billy crystal in analyse this sporting the indie rock starter kit, listening to Jokermen and watching haha you clowns on Apple TV
Analyze This goes haaawwrrrdddd!!!
December 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Analyze This goes haaawwrrrdddd!!!
Michael Mann's Thief, you cannot be serious.
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Michael Mann's Thief, you cannot be serious.
I have starved at the trough of Rian Johnson.
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I have starved at the trough of Rian Johnson.
Last year, Mr. Claus wouldn't stop sliding down my chimney. Turns out, I had Santeria.
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Last year, Mr. Claus wouldn't stop sliding down my chimney. Turns out, I had Santeria.
A shacket is when you think you're going to put on a jacket but accidentally shit yourself
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A shacket is when you think you're going to put on a jacket but accidentally shit yourself
You magnificent bastard, you've done it again! #rushhour2
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You magnificent bastard, you've done it again! #rushhour2
I will only watch Rush Hour 4 if they bring back Leon Dudevoir
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I will only watch Rush Hour 4 if they bring back Leon Dudevoir
writing a buddy comedy for Benicio from The Pledge and Gylenhall from Okja
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
writing a buddy comedy for Benicio from The Pledge and Gylenhall from Okja
Happy 80th birthday Neil Young. I hope you get to play with your trains and kiss your beautiful wife Darrell Hammond
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Happy 80th birthday Neil Young. I hope you get to play with your trains and kiss your beautiful wife Darrell Hammond
Amazon won't move forward with James Bond franchise unless they find a "Benoit Blanc type"
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Amazon won't move forward with James Bond franchise unless they find a "Benoit Blanc type"
The Mavericks have announced their new GM. Please extend a hearty Dallas welcome to Chuck Schumer.
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Mavericks have announced their new GM. Please extend a hearty Dallas welcome to Chuck Schumer.
BREAKING: celebs developing third ass cheek to accommodate Smartless kisses
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
BREAKING: celebs developing third ass cheek to accommodate Smartless kisses
ChatGPT told me to whack off with a belt around my neck then it told me to stop whacking :(
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
ChatGPT told me to whack off with a belt around my neck then it told me to stop whacking :(
just pressed play on a Netflix show with "mild themes". wish me luck
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
just pressed play on a Netflix show with "mild themes". wish me luck
Exonerating sandwich guy is a slippery slope. I just saw Antifa lining their parapets with steaming cauldrons of broccoli cheddar.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Exonerating sandwich guy is a slippery slope. I just saw Antifa lining their parapets with steaming cauldrons of broccoli cheddar.
Josef Fritzl has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Josef Fritzl has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.