Harvest Lechuga
@keepitinyourplants.bsky.social
i came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and shoot people in this bank
the europeans have bidet fatigue
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
the europeans have bidet fatigue
Noam Chomsky can't speak, but he still teaches 2 Capoeira classes a day. He's a favela legend.
February 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Noam Chomsky can't speak, but he still teaches 2 Capoeira classes a day. He's a favela legend.
OldBoy
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
OldBoy
inside you there are 2 wolves.
outside you there are so many
outside you there are so many
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
inside you there are 2 wolves.
outside you there are so many
outside you there are so many
who else has Melaniamania?
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
who else has Melaniamania?
In Toy Story 5 Andy dies of early onset hanging himself
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
In Toy Story 5 Andy dies of early onset hanging himself
Let's get Ilhan Omar in the White House Octagon!
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Let's get Ilhan Omar in the White House Octagon!
Guess the show! First correct answer gets a mystery prize!
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Guess the show! First correct answer gets a mystery prize!
may the rest of Bovino's life be as nasty and short as he is
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
may the rest of Bovino's life be as nasty and short as he is
bad people have a monopoly on violence because good people think violence is bad.
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
bad people have a monopoly on violence because good people think violence is bad.
I was annoyed when I had to go to Mexico for a friend's wedding. The FBI must be pissed.
January 24, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I was annoyed when I had to go to Mexico for a friend's wedding. The FBI must be pissed.
There's an Easter egg for canucks on Netflix's The Rip!
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
There's an Easter egg for canucks on Netflix's The Rip!
That ep of the Pitt should've played wolf parade when they showed the wang.
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
That ep of the Pitt should've played wolf parade when they showed the wang.
Heated Rivalry Season 2
January 16, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Heated Rivalry Season 2
Mark Carney can force me to buy a electric Chinese car but he can't stop me from filling it up with gas.
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Mark Carney can force me to buy a electric Chinese car but he can't stop me from filling it up with gas.
Richard Belzer Collection on Letterman, 1982-2008, Recut
YouTube video by Don Giller
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
the Mac screenshot sound is the same notes as I'm Afraid of Americans
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
the Mac screenshot sound is the same notes as I'm Afraid of Americans
Plant-based eating reversed my diabetes. Now I have livabetes.
January 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Plant-based eating reversed my diabetes. Now I have livabetes.
You: an unserious artist, laughable. Not even selling peanut butter cups.
Me:
Me:
January 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
You: an unserious artist, laughable. Not even selling peanut butter cups.
Me:
Me:
Dark Angel plays the hits!
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dark Angel plays the hits!
Hark and Englund... Long lost brothers?
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hark and Englund... Long lost brothers?
Billy crystal in analyse this sporting the indie rock starter kit, listening to Jokermen and watching haha you clowns on Apple TV
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Billy crystal in analyse this sporting the indie rock starter kit, listening to Jokermen and watching haha you clowns on Apple TV
Analyze This goes haaawwrrrdddd!!!
December 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Analyze This goes haaawwrrrdddd!!!
Michael Mann's Thief, you cannot be serious.
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Michael Mann's Thief, you cannot be serious.
I have starved at the trough of Rian Johnson.
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I have starved at the trough of Rian Johnson.