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Kef-Meister 📚🐶
@kef-meister.bsky.social
Just a Little Japester | Duke of Puns | Juggler of the Idiot Ball | Rubber Duck | He/Him | They/Them | Parody | MCCCXII

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Hi, I'm Kef - Dutch internet-savvy old fogey and self-proclaimed funnyman with a fabricated PhD in comedy.

Figured I'd jump on the bandwagon after yet another Twitter dumpster-fire.

I'm here to lurk, make funnies and be pleasant.
Eat. Drink. Take yer meds. And darn it: Be kind.
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A thought I wish I’d included in the video:

Metroidvania is a portmanteau of two portmanteaus.
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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🎄Merry Christmas y'all! Have a great day and a wonderful time with those you love! ❄️ 88w88
THIS! THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED! Thanks to @mistermorgue.com's amazing art skills and patience I got this wonderful comm of @claradogford.bsky.social @herojose.bsky.social @zanevtx.vtubers.social @kef-meister.bsky.social and myself in sexy Chrimmas Outfits!!!! Y'all need to go hit them up ASAP!
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Epic fuels TERFs, and with this copy of Disco Elysium will foot the bill to fuel a company who've austed the creative minds behind the game's characters and the world they're in.

Which are fucking brilliant, by the way.
Get it somewhere else. ☠️
Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Christmas Fatha ( #OC )
クリスマスファトハ( #うちのこ
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Thank you for stopping by everyone!
I will be back again at 10AM EST tomorrow for more #Strixmas joy!
December 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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WAIT A MINUTE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE-
TIME TO POST ONE OF MY FAVOURITE IMAGES

THE BINCH
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Love has no gender🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Love is love❤️
love you all🤍

Merry Merry⭐️✨
December 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
He's making a list,
and checking it thrice.
The computer's confused on what's 'naughty' or 'nice':
Santa's using ChatGPT.
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Good night my friends.
Tomorrow is #Strixmas ! Please join me at about 10 AM eastern on @lackofcontent.com for the first day of weird, wonderful, and sometimes wtf games.
I love you all so very much, and hope to see you there!
December 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Rejoice! The Christmas Pig Lives Again
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
James Cameron and his writing staff are masters at one particular craft - whiffing. Not a single instance of wondering what will happen, only when it will.

He'd be better off making BBC style documentaries about Pandora, maybe open a fandom account to record his OC's.

Neat blue people movie, tho.
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Metroid - The Usual
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#samus #metroid #raisedbybirds
December 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I'm literally just watching Nightmare Before Christmas and cataloging all of the crimes Jack committed during the movie. He did so much.......
jack skellington from the nightmare before christmas is smiling and looking at the camera
Alt: jack skellington from the nightmare before christmas is smiling and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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⛄VGEN SHOP HOLIDAY SALE⛄

Now through December 31st, all of my VGen shop items are 20% off!

This includes YCH emote bases, OC/vtuber adopts, premade emotes, and premade Twitch/YouTube badges!

Check out the sale at my shop: vgen.co/ClaraDogford...

#vgen #adoptable #adopt #emote #ych
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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When Harry Metroid (1989)
November 11, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Chemist Bulbasaur
Pocket Fantasy Stickers!
#pokemon #finalfantasy
November 15, 2024 at 10:42 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a known "influencer" perpetuating damaging worldviews got the shit beaten out of them in a boxing match - well, I'd have two whole and shiny nickels.

It's kinda weird, but also it's almost Christmas and I'd like more nickels please.
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 developer Sandfall Interactive is finding itself in hot water over its use of AI generated assets in developing the game.
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 loses a GOTY award over use of gen AI
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 developer Sandfall Interactive is finding itself in hot water over its use of AI generated assets in developing the game.
www.polygon.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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CAN WE STOP USING THE "AI CANCER SYSTEM" AS AN "AI IS GOOD, ACTUALLY" NOW???
PLEASE???
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Prime 4 version !

👀👁‍🗨
December 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Thankfully, people are really fed up with generative AI and the pushback hasn't diminished for as far as I can tell.

Keep it up. We don't need GenAI and LLM in our day-to-day lives. There's very few applications where people can benefit from either (spoiler: not the arts), so stay vigilant.
Prediction for 2025:
AI will become even more prevalent and even more annoying as companies dig their heels in to crank out -something- resembling a profit. It will *not* go the way of the NFT and find its equilibrium in late November because people are tired of trying to ignore it.
December 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Who coined "Metroidvania"? It wasn't @jparish.bsky.social, and he'll be the first to tell you. Besides, there are far more interesting questions, like: How did it spread? Evolve? And what's it got to do with rickrolling?

Watch til the end for a post-credits sting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8set...
The History Of The Word "Metroidvania" And How It Spread
YouTube video by Critical Kate (of A Critical Hit!)
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM