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Death Cab For Kyubey
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I tweet too much about anime and try to pretend to know what I'm talking about. Opinions are my own. They/them SW-1845-2825-1400
People try to tell me “We’re coming for your jobs, we’ll FIND you!”
Well good luck with that when I’m the got-dang Assistant Manager.
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Bad news guys, I got swatted.

A new pair of S.W.A.T. boots, that is! Yeah!
September 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I won again! Wasn’t even close.

#madoka_exedra
#KingOfDokes
September 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Number one again! Two seasons in a row, let’s keep it going.

#madoka_exedra
August 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is just an appreciation post for this cat that lives near me and keeps visiting. He’s so friendly. I have no idea if he actually belongs to anyone. He seems to be a stray that was neutered and released, given his ear.
July 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
In the lead by a country mile, last day. Number one in the world.
Crown is mine, Sayaka is mine.

I will personally sit down with Gen Urobuchi and Akiyuki Shinbo and DEMAND a life-size statue of Sayaka because I am the KING OF DOKES.

#madoka_exedra
July 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This season isn’t over yet! I’m back on top baby! I will fight for my love!

Your days are numbered Tonari!

#madoka_exedra
June 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That’s right baby, #1 in the world! I am the King of Dokes!

Now Sayaka Miki legally has to marry me, and none of your ships are canon.

Until you can defeat me in Madoka Combat, your opinions are invalid and I reign supreme!

#madoka_exedra
June 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I say “I’m pretty good at Madoka PVP I guess,” but this season (and last season too) I’m the 10th ranked player in the world lol

#madoka_exedra
June 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Never mind it’s here! Damn Ghislaine is so beautiful.
May 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
They’ve been stuck in customs inspection for the past four days. Is that normal
May 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
*borat voice*

You know the rest

#madoka_exedra
April 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It’s no April Fool’s, my precious daughter is home!

#madoka_exedra
April 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I wish she really had. Get her ass.

#madoka_exedra
March 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It’s probably imbalanced to have TWO Madokas in my party, but that’s what I got from my bonus and free rolls, and she’s just so cute so why not

It’s just the start of the game anyway

My guaranteed five star roll got me Yachiyo btw

#madoka_exedra
March 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Happy Flag Day! These colors don’t run.
February 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
smh, the machines are coming for my damn job!
February 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My neighbors actually built a snowman! Nice job
January 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Managed to make it home at least just holding it in place out of the window. How the hell am I going to get this fixed

Dad’s going to be in the hospital at least another week.
December 6, 2024 at 12:31 AM