Death Cab For Kyubey
@keikakukat.bsky.social
I tweet too much about anime and try to pretend to know what I'm talking about. Opinions are my own. They/them SW-1845-2825-1400
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I really hate doing this, but I’m in a really bad place again. I’m not going to earn enough on my next check even two weeks from now to break even, and I can’t just live with nothing for four weeks.
Anything would help right now. paypal.me/keikakukat
Anything would help right now. paypal.me/keikakukat
Pay Mark Haseman using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/KeikakuKat and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I really hate doing this, but I’m in a really bad place again. I’m not going to earn enough on my next check even two weeks from now to break even, and I can’t just live with nothing for four weeks.
Anything would help right now. paypal.me/keikakukat
Anything would help right now. paypal.me/keikakukat
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When I block account there's no greater meaning to it and I will most likely forget they existed in seconds, but when someone blocks me it is because their soul is stained with cruelty and they are ontologically evil, a scion of hatred that exists as a stain upon the living world
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
When I block account there's no greater meaning to it and I will most likely forget they existed in seconds, but when someone blocks me it is because their soul is stained with cruelty and they are ontologically evil, a scion of hatred that exists as a stain upon the living world
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Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)
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in the name of the mighty Zoamelgustar, let us all show our love to Lady Martina
Today's Classic Anime Girl is Martina Zoana Mel Navratilova, from "Slayers NEXT" (1996)!
(Submitted by @mrgamerdude.bsky.social!)
(Submitted by @mrgamerdude.bsky.social!)
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
in the name of the mighty Zoamelgustar, let us all show our love to Lady Martina
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
I really hate doing this, but I’m in a really bad place again. I’m not going to earn enough on my next check even two weeks from now to break even, and I can’t just live with nothing for four weeks.
Anything would help right now. paypal.me/keikakukat
Anything would help right now. paypal.me/keikakukat
Pay Mark Haseman using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/KeikakuKat and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I really hate doing this, but I’m in a really bad place again. I’m not going to earn enough on my next check even two weeks from now to break even, and I can’t just live with nothing for four weeks.
Anything would help right now. paypal.me/keikakukat
Anything would help right now. paypal.me/keikakukat
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The most unbelievable thing about the Progressive “stop young homeowners from turning into their parents” commercials is acting like young people in this country can afford a house.
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The most unbelievable thing about the Progressive “stop young homeowners from turning into their parents” commercials is acting like young people in this country can afford a house.
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My car got totaled in an intersection by a driver who wasn't paying attention yesterday. The payout from my insurance company is going to be small, and I'm already struggling because I don't have a start date for my new job.
I know times are bad, but if you can give anything:
t.co/wYxV05CGPG
I know times are bad, but if you can give anything:
t.co/wYxV05CGPG
https://ko-fi.com/futariwapitycure
t.co
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My car got totaled in an intersection by a driver who wasn't paying attention yesterday. The payout from my insurance company is going to be small, and I'm already struggling because I don't have a start date for my new job.
I know times are bad, but if you can give anything:
t.co/wYxV05CGPG
I know times are bad, but if you can give anything:
t.co/wYxV05CGPG
People try to tell me “We’re coming for your jobs, we’ll FIND you!”
Well good luck with that when I’m the got-dang Assistant Manager.
Well good luck with that when I’m the got-dang Assistant Manager.
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
People try to tell me “We’re coming for your jobs, we’ll FIND you!”
Well good luck with that when I’m the got-dang Assistant Manager.
Well good luck with that when I’m the got-dang Assistant Manager.
Holy crap, the condo I’m staying in has more space than my house.
Three big TVs, two big bedrooms/bathrooms, a patio, sitting room, super-fast Internet
If only I were staying here longer
Three big TVs, two big bedrooms/bathrooms, a patio, sitting room, super-fast Internet
If only I were staying here longer
October 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Holy crap, the condo I’m staying in has more space than my house.
Three big TVs, two big bedrooms/bathrooms, a patio, sitting room, super-fast Internet
If only I were staying here longer
Three big TVs, two big bedrooms/bathrooms, a patio, sitting room, super-fast Internet
If only I were staying here longer
I’m officially on vacation! Orlando, here I come!
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m officially on vacation! Orlando, here I come!
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I see a ton of naked anime girls every day
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I see a ton of naked anime girls every day
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My brother gets it. Ah, the delicious dopamine particles trickle in.
October 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My brother gets it. Ah, the delicious dopamine particles trickle in.
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I found more joy in life this way.
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I found more joy in life this way.
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waiting for the CEO to get fired tbh
they are gonna miss that "25 by 25" milestone of his by a wide, wide margin
they are gonna miss that "25 by 25" milestone of his by a wide, wide margin
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
waiting for the CEO to get fired tbh
they are gonna miss that "25 by 25" milestone of his by a wide, wide margin
they are gonna miss that "25 by 25" milestone of his by a wide, wide margin
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It's so fascinating watching CR fall to pieces in real time this season. Weird nonsense put up, videos coming out late, pages not being updated when they should...
Probably shouldn't have done all those layoffs
Probably shouldn't have done all those layoffs
October 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's so fascinating watching CR fall to pieces in real time this season. Weird nonsense put up, videos coming out late, pages not being updated when they should...
Probably shouldn't have done all those layoffs
Probably shouldn't have done all those layoffs
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crunchyroll email: great deal with coupon code!
[I put items in the cart and apply the code. It doesn’t work. I sigh and close the tab]
crunchyroll email: hey buddy! you left some items in your shopping cart!!
[I put items in the cart and apply the code. It doesn’t work. I sigh and close the tab]
crunchyroll email: hey buddy! you left some items in your shopping cart!!
September 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
crunchyroll email: great deal with coupon code!
[I put items in the cart and apply the code. It doesn’t work. I sigh and close the tab]
crunchyroll email: hey buddy! you left some items in your shopping cart!!
[I put items in the cart and apply the code. It doesn’t work. I sigh and close the tab]
crunchyroll email: hey buddy! you left some items in your shopping cart!!
You’re missing the point.
Frankie from KoG is NOT “Disney Adult.”
Disney Adults can actually AFFORD to go to the parks and buy the merchandise they want. She’s even more pathetic than that.
She can’t even Consume Product. She DREAMS of one day being ABLE to Consume Product.
Frankie from KoG is NOT “Disney Adult.”
Disney Adults can actually AFFORD to go to the parks and buy the merchandise they want. She’s even more pathetic than that.
She can’t even Consume Product. She DREAMS of one day being ABLE to Consume Product.
September 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You’re missing the point.
Frankie from KoG is NOT “Disney Adult.”
Disney Adults can actually AFFORD to go to the parks and buy the merchandise they want. She’s even more pathetic than that.
She can’t even Consume Product. She DREAMS of one day being ABLE to Consume Product.
Frankie from KoG is NOT “Disney Adult.”
Disney Adults can actually AFFORD to go to the parks and buy the merchandise they want. She’s even more pathetic than that.
She can’t even Consume Product. She DREAMS of one day being ABLE to Consume Product.
Bad news guys, I got swatted.
A new pair of S.W.A.T. boots, that is! Yeah!
A new pair of S.W.A.T. boots, that is! Yeah!
September 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Bad news guys, I got swatted.
A new pair of S.W.A.T. boots, that is! Yeah!
A new pair of S.W.A.T. boots, that is! Yeah!
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Not by me but a summary of the Metroid subreddit
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Not by me but a summary of the Metroid subreddit
They have NO IDEA what they’ve just UNLEASHED
Jimmy Kimmel was just a MODERATE
They SILENCED him anyway
Now, they get USSSSSS
Jimmy Kimmel was just a MODERATE
They SILENCED him anyway
Now, they get USSSSSS
September 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They have NO IDEA what they’ve just UNLEASHED
Jimmy Kimmel was just a MODERATE
They SILENCED him anyway
Now, they get USSSSSS
Jimmy Kimmel was just a MODERATE
They SILENCED him anyway
Now, they get USSSSSS
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Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit