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why is this our kitchen decor
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
why is this our kitchen decor
went home to enjoy food except apparently they stopped buying groceries so im making chicken patties and eating takis like i would in minneapolis anyways 😭
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
went home to enjoy food except apparently they stopped buying groceries so im making chicken patties and eating takis like i would in minneapolis anyways 😭
i lost 10 pounds from not having groceries and then not having money in ireland 😭😭
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
i lost 10 pounds from not having groceries and then not having money in ireland 😭😭
illhaam just said "like mario!" when i told her hes a plumber
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
illhaam just said "like mario!" when i told her hes a plumber
stood outside for 12 minutes in -7 for my bus to never come and i had to pay for an uber i can't feel my cheeks
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
stood outside for 12 minutes in -7 for my bus to never come and i had to pay for an uber i can't feel my cheeks
i wanna crack the plumber
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
i wanna crack the plumber
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My tracks in the snow are following me
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My tracks in the snow are following me
someone just tipped me 65 cents i'm actually offended
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
someone just tipped me 65 cents i'm actually offended
no food all day and then i let the chef leave early and im getting fucking slammed with sandwiches and he fucked me over for cold sandwiches
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
no food all day and then i let the chef leave early and im getting fucking slammed with sandwiches and he fucked me over for cold sandwiches
i want a nap
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i want a nap
"stop being so gay" - eliana
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"stop being so gay" - eliana
gay men can see so many good backs im so jealous
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
gay men can see so many good backs im so jealous
"im having a girl and if it was a born im raising him as a girl" - eliana
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"im having a girl and if it was a born im raising him as a girl" - eliana
if there was a giant god would you hit 🤗
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
if there was a giant god would you hit 🤗
pulling this out of my dick- to share niche information
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
pulling this out of my dick- to share niche information
last night had 10 shots and 3 mixed drinks and no hangover today we are so back
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
last night had 10 shots and 3 mixed drinks and no hangover today we are so back
clench your clunge
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
clench your clunge
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"i don't even care. im homophobic"
-eliana
-eliana
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"i don't even care. im homophobic"
-eliana
-eliana
three tour groups have walked by me sitting on the floor of bruiniks
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
three tour groups have walked by me sitting on the floor of bruiniks
just walked out in genuinely the worst fit i've ever worn in college but i was running late for my asl exam
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
just walked out in genuinely the worst fit i've ever worn in college but i was running late for my asl exam