Keith Watts
@keithwatts.bsky.social
Cat enthusiast.
Radio sales executive. Wine connoisseur, I think... Opinions are my own.
Niagara advertising inquiries - [email protected]
Radio sales executive. Wine connoisseur, I think... Opinions are my own.
Niagara advertising inquiries - [email protected]
We now go live to Hell, where Dick Cheney has taken on a new job...
Family Guy - Dick Cheney as a Walmart Greeter
YouTube video by Pupstruction852
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November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We now go live to Hell, where Dick Cheney has taken on a new job...
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are...
April 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are...
Reposted by Keith Watts
As a proud Canadian-owned and operated company, we want to do our part to support Canadians. As a family we have decided to absorb all immediate increases in our costs due to the Trump-tariffs for the rest of the year to maintain our prices. We will continue to reinforce our Canadian-first policies.
March 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
As a proud Canadian-owned and operated company, we want to do our part to support Canadians. As a family we have decided to absorb all immediate increases in our costs due to the Trump-tariffs for the rest of the year to maintain our prices. We will continue to reinforce our Canadian-first policies.
"Worst case Ontario, you elect the same guy over and over and don't get caught..."
February 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"Worst case Ontario, you elect the same guy over and over and don't get caught..."
Thinking of starting a new advice podcast. Actually... Screw it. I'm starting one.
If you need advice, you can send your situation to me at [email protected].
Make sure it's labelled "Advice."
If you need advice, you can send your situation to me at [email protected].
Make sure it's labelled "Advice."
February 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Thinking of starting a new advice podcast. Actually... Screw it. I'm starting one.
If you need advice, you can send your situation to me at [email protected].
Make sure it's labelled "Advice."
If you need advice, you can send your situation to me at [email protected].
Make sure it's labelled "Advice."
Accidentally triggered my gag reflex by opening Twitter today.
How's your day going?
How's your day going?
a white cat is eating food on a wooden floor
ALT: a white cat is eating food on a wooden floor
media.tenor.com
February 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Accidentally triggered my gag reflex by opening Twitter today.
How's your day going?
How's your day going?
Doing a quick run to the store for chips before the series finale of America. Y'all want anything?
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Doing a quick run to the store for chips before the series finale of America. Y'all want anything?
What's next for the F Trudeau gang? There goes their entire personality!
January 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What's next for the F Trudeau gang? There goes their entire personality!
Nobody sign the terms and conditions of 2025 until the 30 day free trial is over!
You should have learned by now what happens otherwise...
#HappyNewYear #NewYears2025
You should have learned by now what happens otherwise...
#HappyNewYear #NewYears2025
January 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Nobody sign the terms and conditions of 2025 until the 30 day free trial is over!
You should have learned by now what happens otherwise...
#HappyNewYear #NewYears2025
You should have learned by now what happens otherwise...
#HappyNewYear #NewYears2025
Never trust anyone who doesn't quote National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation for the next 3 weeks.
#ChristmasVacation #ChristmasMovies #ChevyChase
#ChristmasVacation #ChristmasMovies #ChevyChase
Christmas Vacation Nine Lives GIF
ALT: Christmas Vacation Nine Lives GIF
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Never trust anyone who doesn't quote National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation for the next 3 weeks.
#ChristmasVacation #ChristmasMovies #ChevyChase
#ChristmasVacation #ChristmasMovies #ChevyChase
The Beach Boys walk into a bar:
-Round?
-Round.
-Get a round.
-I'll get a round...
-Round?
-Round.
-Get a round.
-I'll get a round...
December 4, 2024 at 5:17 PM
The Beach Boys walk into a bar:
-Round?
-Round.
-Get a round.
-I'll get a round...
-Round?
-Round.
-Get a round.
-I'll get a round...
I am NEVER. Leaving.
Ever.
Ever.
Decided to poke my head back in here to see what was going on
November 14, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I am NEVER. Leaving.
Ever.
Ever.
The ultimate burn.
The Onion has purchased InfoWars.
The Onion has purchased InfoWars.
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:38 PM
The ultimate burn.
The Onion has purchased InfoWars.
The Onion has purchased InfoWars.
Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?
a woman is surrounded by mathematical equations and the word arrowfit is on the bottom of the image
ALT: a woman is surrounded by mathematical equations and the word arrowfit is on the bottom of the image
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?
June 4, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I don't need eclipse glasses. I've seen enough.
April 8, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I don't need eclipse glasses. I've seen enough.
Reposted by Keith Watts
On this day in 1966, Jeff Healey was born in Toronto.
He lost his sight when he was one.
When he was three, he began playing the guitar. A Juno winner & Grammy nominee, his song Angel Eyes reached #5 in the US. He sold over two million albums.
He died in 2008.
He lost his sight when he was one.
When he was three, he began playing the guitar. A Juno winner & Grammy nominee, his song Angel Eyes reached #5 in the US. He sold over two million albums.
He died in 2008.
March 25, 2024 at 1:54 PM
On this day in 1966, Jeff Healey was born in Toronto.
He lost his sight when he was one.
When he was three, he began playing the guitar. A Juno winner & Grammy nominee, his song Angel Eyes reached #5 in the US. He sold over two million albums.
He died in 2008.
He lost his sight when he was one.
When he was three, he began playing the guitar. A Juno winner & Grammy nominee, his song Angel Eyes reached #5 in the US. He sold over two million albums.
He died in 2008.
The world is burning, Elmo.
No amount of tickles can fix it.
No amount of tickles can fix it.
January 31, 2024 at 9:23 PM
The world is burning, Elmo.
No amount of tickles can fix it.
No amount of tickles can fix it.
January 25, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Nothing says the holidays like the Colonel's special mix of 12 different Christmas carols...
November 22, 2023 at 4:30 AM
Nothing says the holidays like the Colonel's special mix of 12 different Christmas carols...
51 years with one hockey team.
Fifty. One. Years.
There will never be another like Rick Jeanneret.
Rest in peace, RJ.
Fifty. One. Years.
There will never be another like Rick Jeanneret.
Rest in peace, RJ.
August 18, 2023 at 5:05 AM
51 years with one hockey team.
Fifty. One. Years.
There will never be another like Rick Jeanneret.
Rest in peace, RJ.
Fifty. One. Years.
There will never be another like Rick Jeanneret.
Rest in peace, RJ.