kelsey jaffer⚡️
@kelatonin.bsky.social
🇵🇰🇳🇴VA | Towa #TowaGame • Jane #ZZZ • Yaoyao #Genshin • Salifa #LupinIII • Ayako #SlamDunk • Zia #Barbie • Ayla #PGR • Eudie/Lilanthim #Shadowverse | #FEH #Arknights #Maplestory #EverybodysGolf #ESO #HSR #SMITE #ToGNewWorld | kelseyjaffer.com/voiceover 📍CHI
i cannot sleep and am sweaty and it is nearly 3am but at least my hair is finally reaching *preferable lengths*
January 29, 2026 at 8:53 AM
i cannot sleep and am sweaty and it is nearly 3am but at least my hair is finally reaching *preferable lengths*
just checked, and all of those videos are still up for me (US-based)
January 26, 2026 at 11:39 PM
just checked, and all of those videos are still up for me (US-based)
doing a basics review on a new Mandarin learning app and I do **not** love the AI images, yikes, but I do love how unserious this app is
(sentences are: “Adam is a teacher,” “I am a student,” and “I am an American”)
(sentences are: “Adam is a teacher,” “I am a student,” and “I am an American”)
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
doing a basics review on a new Mandarin learning app and I do **not** love the AI images, yikes, but I do love how unserious this app is
(sentences are: “Adam is a teacher,” “I am a student,” and “I am an American”)
(sentences are: “Adam is a teacher,” “I am a student,” and “I am an American”)
the noises she makes when she wants breakfast
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
the noises she makes when she wants breakfast
Chicagoland folks!!
There is an official call for a solidarity general strike this Friday, 1/23, with Minnesota’s general strike!
Orgs AND solo folks are encouraged to, if possible:
•Call off from work/school OR stop work from 2-3pm
•Not spend any money
•Plan or join local action
•Call your reps
There is an official call for a solidarity general strike this Friday, 1/23, with Minnesota’s general strike!
Orgs AND solo folks are encouraged to, if possible:
•Call off from work/school OR stop work from 2-3pm
•Not spend any money
•Plan or join local action
•Call your reps
January 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Chicagoland folks!!
There is an official call for a solidarity general strike this Friday, 1/23, with Minnesota’s general strike!
Orgs AND solo folks are encouraged to, if possible:
•Call off from work/school OR stop work from 2-3pm
•Not spend any money
•Plan or join local action
•Call your reps
There is an official call for a solidarity general strike this Friday, 1/23, with Minnesota’s general strike!
Orgs AND solo folks are encouraged to, if possible:
•Call off from work/school OR stop work from 2-3pm
•Not spend any money
•Plan or join local action
•Call your reps
SURPRISE! I’m back in Tower of God: New World as Soo-Oh 🧚🏻♀️✨
✅looks like an adorable young fairy
✅is actually an ancient psychic witch who acts like a gremlin grandma
✅you CANNOT keep her away from a 인절미, DO NOT try
Thank you to Netmarble, Marc Graue Recording Studio, Jen Losi, & my agents at Atlas!
✅looks like an adorable young fairy
✅is actually an ancient psychic witch who acts like a gremlin grandma
✅you CANNOT keep her away from a 인절미, DO NOT try
Thank you to Netmarble, Marc Graue Recording Studio, Jen Losi, & my agents at Atlas!
![A screenshot of Soo-oh’s announcement card for the video game Tower of God: New World. She is a Blue Support Guide. The title is on the left side of the image and says:
“Blue Jade Fish Seeking the Path
[FORTUNE TELLER WITCH] SOO-OH
CV: Kelsey Jaffer”
The background is blue and white with an ocean wave motif, and there is artwork of Soo-Oh on the right side of the image. She is a young-looking, slight woman wearing a stylized white, pink, and holographic short-sleeved hanbok with two yellow flowers hanging from the waist. She has large fairy wings that have 3 lobes each and are pink and purple. She has a short red bob hairstyle with swoop bangs and red eyes. She has a happy expression on her face, and her mouth is open.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:murzcswqbsiqyed4b6bq2vzp/bafkreibcjmvdfkawffujgudykdv6irfiyj267hkldwnkqj2kgaudk4w2b4@jpeg)
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
SURPRISE! I’m back in Tower of God: New World as Soo-Oh 🧚🏻♀️✨
✅looks like an adorable young fairy
✅is actually an ancient psychic witch who acts like a gremlin grandma
✅you CANNOT keep her away from a 인절미, DO NOT try
Thank you to Netmarble, Marc Graue Recording Studio, Jen Losi, & my agents at Atlas!
✅looks like an adorable young fairy
✅is actually an ancient psychic witch who acts like a gremlin grandma
✅you CANNOT keep her away from a 인절미, DO NOT try
Thank you to Netmarble, Marc Graue Recording Studio, Jen Losi, & my agents at Atlas!
just did a 4 hour session that was mostly yelling and somehow my voice sounds…fine? in my entire range? and only feels as irritated as if I’d just sat by a campfire? suspicious…4 hour vocal rest just in case
January 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
just did a 4 hour session that was mostly yelling and somehow my voice sounds…fine? in my entire range? and only feels as irritated as if I’d just sat by a campfire? suspicious…4 hour vocal rest just in case
ZOO WEE MAMA. stay safe out there today, folks. here’s a list of warming centers in Chicago by zip code!! please take advantage if you need to get out of this weather!
borderlessmag.org/2026/01/16/w...
borderlessmag.org/2026/01/16/w...
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
ZOO WEE MAMA. stay safe out there today, folks. here’s a list of warming centers in Chicago by zip code!! please take advantage if you need to get out of this weather!
borderlessmag.org/2026/01/16/w...
borderlessmag.org/2026/01/16/w...
HAVE THEY NOT HEARD OF
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
HAVE THEY NOT HEARD OF
“you’re not allowed to bring gas masks bc we wanna gas you” is BS. but enough people must’ve complained last night that Broadview changed the rules to allow protective gear!
“the city we’re protesting in is letting us protect ourselves from potentially fatal harm, yay!” is so dismal, but here we are
“the city we’re protesting in is letting us protect ourselves from potentially fatal harm, yay!” is so dismal, but here we are
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
“you’re not allowed to bring gas masks bc we wanna gas you” is BS. but enough people must’ve complained last night that Broadview changed the rules to allow protective gear!
“the city we’re protesting in is letting us protect ourselves from potentially fatal harm, yay!” is so dismal, but here we are
“the city we’re protesting in is letting us protect ourselves from potentially fatal harm, yay!” is so dismal, but here we are
“FOCKS SEEKE, DOG, YE MEHSSD THE PEHSS PAD AGAYN!!! TRY TO DUUE BE’AR NEXT TAIME!!!” and she’s just like
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
“FOCKS SEEKE, DOG, YE MEHSSD THE PEHSS PAD AGAYN!!! TRY TO DUUE BE’AR NEXT TAIME!!!” and she’s just like
whew that’s enough doomscrolling for the day. here’s my dog very interested in a bottle of sunscreen
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
whew that’s enough doomscrolling for the day. here’s my dog very interested in a bottle of sunscreen
So happy to say that I'm the narrator of @farahnazrishi.bsky.social 's fantastic book The Flightless Birds of New Hope, out now!
Thank you to Farah and the folks at Brilliance Audio for trusting me with this tale of sibling estrangement, reconciliation, shenanigans, and one stubborn cockatoo! 🐦🚌
Thank you to Farah and the folks at Brilliance Audio for trusting me with this tale of sibling estrangement, reconciliation, shenanigans, and one stubborn cockatoo! 🐦🚌
January 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
So happy to say that I'm the narrator of @farahnazrishi.bsky.social 's fantastic book The Flightless Birds of New Hope, out now!
Thank you to Farah and the folks at Brilliance Audio for trusting me with this tale of sibling estrangement, reconciliation, shenanigans, and one stubborn cockatoo! 🐦🚌
Thank you to Farah and the folks at Brilliance Audio for trusting me with this tale of sibling estrangement, reconciliation, shenanigans, and one stubborn cockatoo! 🐦🚌
LUPIN III YAAAAAAAAAA i love my girlie Salifa and wish the dub was in theaters for more than one day! ♥️ what a wild ride of a movie. hope it’ll be available for purchase or streaming soon!
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 AM
LUPIN III YAAAAAAAAAA i love my girlie Salifa and wish the dub was in theaters for more than one day! ♥️ what a wild ride of a movie. hope it’ll be available for purchase or streaming soon!
istockphoto....make it make sense.........
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 AM
istockphoto....make it make sense.........
Not sure if he’s at Broadview or elsewhere now, but he is still being detained as of the last update the petition organizer posted earlier today
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Not sure if he’s at Broadview or elsewhere now, but he is still being detained as of the last update the petition organizer posted earlier today
let’s try this again:
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
let’s try this again:
oh it’s so funny lmao. believe me, i do think this looks like ass! it’s just that you don’t have to suffer through it for very long!
sad that they cut out the part where Daler Mehndi and his clones come and help them fight tho
sad that they cut out the part where Daler Mehndi and his clones come and help them fight tho
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
oh it’s so funny lmao. believe me, i do think this looks like ass! it’s just that you don’t have to suffer through it for very long!
sad that they cut out the part where Daler Mehndi and his clones come and help them fight tho
sad that they cut out the part where Daler Mehndi and his clones come and help them fight tho
We invented a Raisin Zodiac where we put all of Raisin’s toys in front of her at midnight on New Year’s, and the first toy she plays with is the year’s Zodiac sign
Happy to announce that this year is 2026: Year of the Ball
Happy to announce that this year is 2026: Year of the Ball
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
We invented a Raisin Zodiac where we put all of Raisin’s toys in front of her at midnight on New Year’s, and the first toy she plays with is the year’s Zodiac sign
Happy to announce that this year is 2026: Year of the Ball
Happy to announce that this year is 2026: Year of the Ball
screenshot from the petition page as to which steps they’re prioritizing to get this man the help he needs.
Tammy Duckworth’s phone number: (312) 886-3506
Dick Durbin’s phone number: (202) 224-2152
Tammy Duckworth’s phone number: (312) 886-3506
Dick Durbin’s phone number: (202) 224-2152
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
screenshot from the petition page as to which steps they’re prioritizing to get this man the help he needs.
Tammy Duckworth’s phone number: (312) 886-3506
Dick Durbin’s phone number: (202) 224-2152
Tammy Duckworth’s phone number: (312) 886-3506
Dick Durbin’s phone number: (202) 224-2152
for those unacquainted she usually looks like this
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
for those unacquainted she usually looks like this
it is my dog’s birthdayyyyyy
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
it is my dog’s birthdayyyyyy
when you’re mean to me online this is who you’re being mean to
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
when you’re mean to me online this is who you’re being mean to
hellooooooo pay no attention to the paper towels<3
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
hellooooooo pay no attention to the paper towels<3