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Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene.bsky.social

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Writer, satirist, chronically online. Currently @ Buzzfeed. Work in The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, etc. New Substack post every Friday (TMI - Too Much Internet). https://linktr.ee/kelleygreene

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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Nov 23

the writing ideas i jotted down at 3am sitting in my notes app

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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · 3d

scott hansen taking his last-minute piss rn

Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · 5d

i absolutely love bluesky but it's hard for me to leave twitter because i can still directly call russ vought a bitch and know he can see it

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A Couple of Drakes @acoupleofdrakes.bsky.social · 14d

Them: So what have y'all been up to?
Me: Haha, you know. The usual.

The Usual:

A wizard ponders five blue crystal orbs labeled WIP

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 21d

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · 19d

I’ve been out on the front lines doing hard hitting journalism
www.buzzfeed.com/kelley_green...

Here's Every Single Thought I Had While Watching "Twilight" For The Very First Time

The 2008 nostalgia is hitting VERY hard.

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Writers Guild of America East @wgaeast.bsky.social · 21d

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice.
As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree.
Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich.
Silencing us impoverishes the whole world.
The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · Sep 8

i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective

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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Sep 9

BOOKMARKS!!!! OH BOY i'm gonna make bsky's AWS bill go up 200%

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · Sep 8

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

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dulce 🍂 @dulcedeloosh.bsky.social · Sep 6

When it’s finally 9pm PT #bb27

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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Sep 6

RACHEL'S PICTURE IS GRAY???? #bb27

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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 28

This man is always up to something, and thankfully Johnny always gives me a place to discuss.

Culture Dumpster @culturedumpster.com · Aug 27

@kelleygreene.bsky.social returns for the first follow up in our ongoing series about weird rich guy and man who will never die, Bryan Johnson.
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"An Idiot's Guide to Rimming" by Bryan Johnson. w/ Kelley Greene

Friend of the show Kelley Greene is back to update Johnny on the machinations of our favorite billionaire who will never die.

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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 28

Highly recommend getting you a husband that will order you a birthday cake from a meme ❤️ (cc: @schtoop.bsky.social)

Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 26

gotta put a piece of duct tape over it

Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 26

hahaha amazing

Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 26

A FARADAY BAG FOR THE MALL?? how do you scroll while you're in there

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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 26

The Life of A Showgirl Revealed to Be Elaborate Way to Tell Brittany Mahomes She’s Not a Bridesmaid

Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 26

i love how all you have to do now is visit a website to window shop and they can just magically email you 300x a day

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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 22

#bb27

deuxmoi meme: saw vince in alliance / anon please / likely place for him to be

Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 17

sounds very cool!!

Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 16

okay this is fucking sick as hell

Screenshot of Flight Radar following a Red Bull Stunt plane next to a screenshot of a stream showing the plane flying around

Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 16

lol i was watching one of the thunderbird jets for about 20 min but he's off my radar now. assume he'd rather scare us when he comes back by

Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · Aug 16

okay it's actually quite fun to watch the air & water show from home too

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 14

Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Aug 11

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

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