Kels
@kells130.bsky.social
Prime directives
1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent.
3. Uphold the law.
1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent.
3. Uphold the law.
MASSIVE Ted Lieu fan by the way, would easily buy his jersey and merch
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 AM
MASSIVE Ted Lieu fan by the way, would easily buy his jersey and merch
Does Pam Bondi come home from work and just stand in the shower looking at the wall? Does she just look at the ceiling all night worrying, knowing she's about to get absolutely lawyered?
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Does Pam Bondi come home from work and just stand in the shower looking at the wall? Does she just look at the ceiling all night worrying, knowing she's about to get absolutely lawyered?
You think you've had a bad day at work?
Imagine being Pam Bondi
Imagine being Pam Bondi
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 AM
You think you've had a bad day at work?
Imagine being Pam Bondi
Imagine being Pam Bondi
6 months off and back...I need to vent
February 13, 2026 at 10:36 AM
6 months off and back...I need to vent
So Ghislane Maxwell is sitting in jail for sex trafficking to nobody?
July 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
So Ghislane Maxwell is sitting in jail for sex trafficking to nobody?
📣"They're eating the cods!"
April 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
📣"They're eating the cods!"
Russell Brand wasn't a big surprise, I hope they throw the booky wook at him.
April 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Russell Brand wasn't a big surprise, I hope they throw the booky wook at him.
That Stick To Football podcast with Sol Campbell is utterly painful, bit of an arrogant flop isn't he?
April 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
That Stick To Football podcast with Sol Campbell is utterly painful, bit of an arrogant flop isn't he?
Conor McGregor announcing he doesn't understand what a mosh pit is...use to like the fella but he's just an absolute egotistical bellend now
March 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Conor McGregor announcing he doesn't understand what a mosh pit is...use to like the fella but he's just an absolute egotistical bellend now
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@privateeyenews.bsky.social on top form as usual this issue.
March 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
@privateeyenews.bsky.social on top form as usual this issue.
JD Vance feels like an Adam Scott character in every Will Ferrell movie
March 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
JD Vance feels like an Adam Scott character in every Will Ferrell movie
What on earth are Vance and Trump talking about?? Have we been observing the same war here or?
February 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What on earth are Vance and Trump talking about?? Have we been observing the same war here or?
Keir Starmer seems to be whipping the orange Emperor into shape...
February 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Keir Starmer seems to be whipping the orange Emperor into shape...
Macron's face sitting next to Trump during that Gotcha moment is priceless
February 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Macron's face sitting next to Trump during that Gotcha moment is priceless
Nobody asked for videos on LinkedIn
Nobody
Nobody
February 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Nobody asked for videos on LinkedIn
Nobody
Nobody
Now I know how it feels to be on the end of an Ashley Young dive
Ouch
Ouch
February 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Now I know how it feels to be on the end of an Ashley Young dive
Ouch
Ouch
How do Brits have so many condiments, but eat such dry food?
February 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
How do Brits have so many condiments, but eat such dry food?
Hilarious how so many right wing, social media mouth pieces assume Sam Kerr is Aboriginal
February 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hilarious how so many right wing, social media mouth pieces assume Sam Kerr is Aboriginal
Just build a bunch of timeshares in Gaza, a casino? Perhaps a McDonald's too? Yeah no worries, totally, normal and legal behavior
February 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Just build a bunch of timeshares in Gaza, a casino? Perhaps a McDonald's too? Yeah no worries, totally, normal and legal behavior
I see Starmer and Albanese have said nothing about that copper cockheads comments on Gaza, gutless.
Ooooo America friends! 👍
Ooooo America friends! 👍
February 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I see Starmer and Albanese have said nothing about that copper cockheads comments on Gaza, gutless.
Ooooo America friends! 👍
Ooooo America friends! 👍
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That United goal was a joke but I'd take it
February 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That United goal was a joke but I'd take it
Rashford wanting Barcelona to then end up in Birmingham is actually quite funny.
February 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Rashford wanting Barcelona to then end up in Birmingham is actually quite funny.
Selling Garnacho after buying an actual wing back would be an absolute crime.
January 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Selling Garnacho after buying an actual wing back would be an absolute crime.