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Kelly
@kellybot5000.bsky.social
A featherless biped, with broad, flat nails
It must be hard to talk in the veneers, the entire administration has mush mouth
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I say this to myself every day as i make coffee. My brain is broken.
May 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Listened to this during my workout today
April 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Twins! Congratulations ❤️
March 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What a productive way to spend your money
February 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The LLMs have the appearance of utility, but in practice, they tell me the wrong answer every third query.
I recently asked one how to project by default to an external monitor on an A2338 Macbook Pre in OS Sonoma, and it gave me the instructions for an iMac running OS Catalina
i.ac
February 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Open road song" may be appropriate, if it's a Boeing
February 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"He has assured me, personally, that he will keep his balls at their current size until the end of his tenure"
February 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Shelob energy
February 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
That says more about the media environment than it does about the political parties
February 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
THICK
February 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Clerks
February 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The rubicon has been crossed, paved, and lined with fast food restaurants
February 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So, the white pilot was too stressed out to fly the plane? Emotional, even? Maybe white male hysteria was a condition previously allowed in their DEI policy.
January 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The entire world order is dictated by the egos of like 3-6 old guys
January 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A white religious dude's hot take on gender ideology? I bet this is unique and provocative
January 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM