Kelly
@kellybot5000.bsky.social
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Kelly
@kellybot5000.bsky.social
· Jan 20
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The funniest part about Trump's first 100 days is how stupid it has been, and the scariest part about Trump's first 100 days is also how stupid it has been
May 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The funniest part about Trump's first 100 days is how stupid it has been, and the scariest part about Trump's first 100 days is also how stupid it has been
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
Listening to Rep. Jasmine Crockett today on All In made me feel hopeful for the first time in a long time
February 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Listening to Rep. Jasmine Crockett today on All In made me feel hopeful for the first time in a long time
All I'm saying is that if they let me stream shows at 1.3 speed, i may be able to watch tv again
February 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
All I'm saying is that if they let me stream shows at 1.3 speed, i may be able to watch tv again
Please forgive us, eventually
Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel
February 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Please forgive us, eventually
This dumbass nominated an ex heroin addict with a brain worm to run HHS
Fuck this. This is the government of a despot.
Despite gutting aviation safety resources in his 1st week, Trump just signed an Executive Order to blame Biden and diversity for aviation safety risks.
Despite gutting aviation safety resources in his 1st week, Trump just signed an Executive Order to blame Biden and diversity for aviation safety risks.
January 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This dumbass nominated an ex heroin addict with a brain worm to run HHS
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headlines from a week ago as an incident near DCA appears to be the deadliest aviation disaster in the US since 9/11 www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
January 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
headlines from a week ago as an incident near DCA appears to be the deadliest aviation disaster in the US since 9/11 www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
It is WILD that Cheryl Hines and Olivia Nuzzi listened to this man breathing and thought "I want this closer to my face ASAP"
January 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It is WILD that Cheryl Hines and Olivia Nuzzi listened to this man breathing and thought "I want this closer to my face ASAP"
Nugget doing his best impression of a frying pan, and a towel
January 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Nugget doing his best impression of a frying pan, and a towel
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TikTok took it down, so let’s share the shit out of this reading list. #HolocaustRemembranceDay #NeverAgainIsNow #BookSky
#StateMediaCensorship
#StateMediaCensorship
January 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
TikTok took it down, so let’s share the shit out of this reading list. #HolocaustRemembranceDay #NeverAgainIsNow #BookSky
#StateMediaCensorship
#StateMediaCensorship
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It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
This is fucking insane
JFC read it: www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/s...
Secret Service responded to Chicago school, agency says amid reports of ICE encounter
Despite earlier reports that ICE agents tried to enter a Chicago elementary school Friday, the agency says it wasn't them. So what exactly happened?
www.nbcchicago.com
January 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is fucking insane
One of us, one of us, one of us
Cahco is best, entire pizza for $10 🤌
Cahco is best, entire pizza for $10 🤌
I think I need to get a Costco card honestly.
January 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
One of us, one of us, one of us
Cahco is best, entire pizza for $10 🤌
Cahco is best, entire pizza for $10 🤌
Happy caturday from Nugget
January 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Happy caturday from Nugget
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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
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Tired: DEI Hire
Wired: DUI Hire
Wired: DUI Hire
January 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Tired: DEI Hire
Wired: DUI Hire
Wired: DUI Hire
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OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
January 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
The fun thing I've learned while studying a gendered language as a native english speaker is that gendering and the concept of gender is entirely arbitrary and as useless a data point as hair or eye color. Even in english, all it does it elevate the male and subjugate the female needlessly
January 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The fun thing I've learned while studying a gendered language as a native english speaker is that gendering and the concept of gender is entirely arbitrary and as useless a data point as hair or eye color. Even in english, all it does it elevate the male and subjugate the female needlessly
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This is effectively a snitch on women, people of color, and LGBTQ folks policy. White men can just baselessly accuse any minority of being DEI and get them fired. They created a permission structure to bring back segregation as a matter of policy by calling it anti DEI.
January 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is effectively a snitch on women, people of color, and LGBTQ folks policy. White men can just baselessly accuse any minority of being DEI and get them fired. They created a permission structure to bring back segregation as a matter of policy by calling it anti DEI.
If you are also having a day, please take comfort in this pic of my dog doin a big stretchy
January 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If you are also having a day, please take comfort in this pic of my dog doin a big stretchy
I admit, that although I have been a daily tik tok user for over a year now, i don't understand why ppl are aggressively mourning this app. It's not even remotely dead, and it appears to pulling a fast one on us to juice support for the incoming autocracy. Xi would love it if our democracy collapsed
January 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I admit, that although I have been a daily tik tok user for over a year now, i don't understand why ppl are aggressively mourning this app. It's not even remotely dead, and it appears to pulling a fast one on us to juice support for the incoming autocracy. Xi would love it if our democracy collapsed