Kelly Crawford
@kellycrawford.bsky.social
Complete amateur. At everything. Absolutely lacking in any measurable talent.
Organised fun!
For someone who I assume was never a regular abuser of ketamine/ecstasy/cocaine she does seem to have spent most of the 80s & 90s gurning
For someone who I assume was never a regular abuser of ketamine/ecstasy/cocaine she does seem to have spent most of the 80s & 90s gurning
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Organised fun!
For someone who I assume was never a regular abuser of ketamine/ecstasy/cocaine she does seem to have spent most of the 80s & 90s gurning
For someone who I assume was never a regular abuser of ketamine/ecstasy/cocaine she does seem to have spent most of the 80s & 90s gurning
That Christmas 2025 is still bloody ages away.
I’ve already missed the deadline for the local Scout postal service.
I’ve already missed the deadline for the local Scout postal service.
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
That Christmas 2025 is still bloody ages away.
I’ve already missed the deadline for the local Scout postal service.
I’ve already missed the deadline for the local Scout postal service.
What did I say about time wasters?
The terms of my offer are clearly stated.
The terms of my offer are clearly stated.
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What did I say about time wasters?
The terms of my offer are clearly stated.
The terms of my offer are clearly stated.
Ha! That would have been perfect.
The most nonsense baubles are on, but it’s looking pretty sparse.
The most nonsense baubles are on, but it’s looking pretty sparse.
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ha! That would have been perfect.
The most nonsense baubles are on, but it’s looking pretty sparse.
The most nonsense baubles are on, but it’s looking pretty sparse.
We got half the tree done on Sunday but no further progress since then.
Frankly, once my sparkly tiger head and Golden Girls baubles go on the tree I can’t be arsed with the rest.
Frankly, once my sparkly tiger head and Golden Girls baubles go on the tree I can’t be arsed with the rest.
December 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We got half the tree done on Sunday but no further progress since then.
Frankly, once my sparkly tiger head and Golden Girls baubles go on the tree I can’t be arsed with the rest.
Frankly, once my sparkly tiger head and Golden Girls baubles go on the tree I can’t be arsed with the rest.
If anyone actually likes marzipan or black cherry creme, I’ll trade you for your coconuts and coffee cremes.
Genuine offer. No time wasters.
Genuine offer. No time wasters.
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If anyone actually likes marzipan or black cherry creme, I’ll trade you for your coconuts and coffee cremes.
Genuine offer. No time wasters.
Genuine offer. No time wasters.
Not watching tonight but I assume this is a Brian Harvey reference?
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not watching tonight but I assume this is a Brian Harvey reference?
But also, vintage ITT with Len’s weekly annoyance at Claudia being unable to grasp simple instructions.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
But also, vintage ITT with Len’s weekly annoyance at Claudia being unable to grasp simple instructions.
Although if I had been married to the ickiest man in Britain I’d probably be grateful for them to disappear.
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Although if I had been married to the ickiest man in Britain I’d probably be grateful for them to disappear.
Have you tried writing any old shit and sticking James Patterson’s name above yours on the cover, but in a slightly bigger font?
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Have you tried writing any old shit and sticking James Patterson’s name above yours on the cover, but in a slightly bigger font?
Ronnie Ronnie-ing again.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Ronnie Ronnie-ing again.
Thanks for the intel.
We’re not hosting at all this year, but I’m still stockpiling bags of fancy crisps “for Christmas”
We’re not hosting at all this year, but I’m still stockpiling bags of fancy crisps “for Christmas”
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Thanks for the intel.
We’re not hosting at all this year, but I’m still stockpiling bags of fancy crisps “for Christmas”
We’re not hosting at all this year, but I’m still stockpiling bags of fancy crisps “for Christmas”
These are fab but they’re not always available
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
These are fab but they’re not always available
PSA They still sometimes have them in Home Bargains…
Savoursmith’s Wagyu Beef & Mustard are good but they’re spendy
Savoursmith’s Wagyu Beef & Mustard are good but they’re spendy
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
PSA They still sometimes have them in Home Bargains…
Savoursmith’s Wagyu Beef & Mustard are good but they’re spendy
Savoursmith’s Wagyu Beef & Mustard are good but they’re spendy
My 55yo husband regularly wears pink T-shirts/sweatshirts.
My 12yo has point blank refused to wear pink, purple or skirts/dresses from the age she was old enough to express an opinion on it (3?). Every birthday/Xmas I’ve had to remind family and friends but hardly anyone listens.
My 12yo has point blank refused to wear pink, purple or skirts/dresses from the age she was old enough to express an opinion on it (3?). Every birthday/Xmas I’ve had to remind family and friends but hardly anyone listens.
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My 55yo husband regularly wears pink T-shirts/sweatshirts.
My 12yo has point blank refused to wear pink, purple or skirts/dresses from the age she was old enough to express an opinion on it (3?). Every birthday/Xmas I’ve had to remind family and friends but hardly anyone listens.
My 12yo has point blank refused to wear pink, purple or skirts/dresses from the age she was old enough to express an opinion on it (3?). Every birthday/Xmas I’ve had to remind family and friends but hardly anyone listens.
It’s about his brother’s suicide isn’t it?
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It’s about his brother’s suicide isn’t it?
Bloody Jeremy Vine
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Bloody Jeremy Vine
In a similar vein, there has been a lot of “kids affected by lockdown”, but I haven’t seen anything on how this affected the parents of children who were with them 24/7 for months on end.
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
In a similar vein, there has been a lot of “kids affected by lockdown”, but I haven’t seen anything on how this affected the parents of children who were with them 24/7 for months on end.