I am so tired of these news stories about people “oh wow is me-ing” because they voted because “well, they SAID X!” It’s like they haven’t progressed past 5th grade class present elections! “But they said we would have pizza every day and more recess!”

#Florida Rep. Greg Steube goes Biblical on Mike Johnson.

RFK Jr. has had all of his own children vaccinated (he confirmed this 3 weeks ago). He just wants other people to not vaccinate their children. Especially Black people for some reason… He even required his guests to get COVID vaccines before coming to his party. www.thedailybeast.com/robert-f-ken...

RFK JR on Measles Outbreaks just now: "It is not unusual. There are measles outbreaks every year."

It is actually very unusual. This is the first Measles death in the US in 10 years.

We are devastated to learn of the passing of Michelle Trachtenberg. She was such a talent with a unique look and the ability to make even the most bristly characters fan favorites. 39 is way, way too young.

May she rest in peace.

🚨🚨 Giveaway Alert! 🚨🚨

In honor of the great migration to BlueSky, I'll be giving away a signed copy of Drive to one lucky person who reposts this skeet.

I'll pick the winner on Sunday, so make sure your DMs are set to notify you.

Let's roll!

Happy Friday, Bluesky! It's time for the Friday night ride-along!

Join your favorite Uber driver as I explore the wilds of Tallahassee, meet interesting people, and secretly tell you about them (mwahaha).

Smash the repost button for me, and let's get to it!

heard someone say that trad wives don't want to be farmer's wives they want to be plantation owner's wives and yeah they nailed it

Oh.

Susie Wiles, Donald Trump’s incoming Chief of Staff, was briefed yesterday with an allegation that Trump’s nominee to be Defense Secretary, former Fox & Friends co-host Pete Hegseth, had engaged in sexual misconduct.

Things are going great for Team Trump.

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