Kelly Welles
@kellywelles.bsky.social
Football obsessive. Author. Currently writing a non-fic about the dark arts of football for Halcyon Publishing.
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😂😂 Careful. I have a good arm and a well aimed potato could wound a man.
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
😂😂 Careful. I have a good arm and a well aimed potato could wound a man.
Knowing our luck there would be a tidal wave of mash.
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Knowing our luck there would be a tidal wave of mash.
A ball pool of potatoes.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A ball pool of potatoes.
The way he looks directly into the camera for a second. It’s like he sees me admiring 😝
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The way he looks directly into the camera for a second. It’s like he sees me admiring 😝
Beautiful, that.
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Beautiful, that.
But it does look capable of strolling off his head and committing a felony, so there's that.
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
But it does look capable of strolling off his head and committing a felony, so there's that.
I honestly thought this was ai when it turned up on my FB this morning.
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I honestly thought this was ai when it turned up on my FB this morning.
I want to work at that place. I'd be fabulous.
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I want to work at that place. I'd be fabulous.
I know not of what you speak*
*But we don't do duvets.
*But we don't do duvets.
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I know not of what you speak*
*But we don't do duvets.
*But we don't do duvets.
You think they just held his legs and dragged him across the floor after putting glue on his head?
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
You think they just held his legs and dragged him across the floor after putting glue on his head?
And upside down. Styled it out though.
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
And upside down. Styled it out though.
Smashing look that.
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Smashing look that.
I'm assuming there were multiple donors. Thousands, potentially.
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I'm assuming there were multiple donors. Thousands, potentially.
I honestly think I'd have enjoyed his work even more if I'd been aware of this.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I honestly think I'd have enjoyed his work even more if I'd been aware of this.
Apparently he had a hair transplant. Dude looks like Antonio Conte 💪
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Apparently he had a hair transplant. Dude looks like Antonio Conte 💪