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Kelly Welles

@kellywelles.bsky.social

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Football obsessive. Author. Currently writing a non-fic about the dark arts of football for Halcyon Publishing. .

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · May 1

OH HELLO. You all know I'm writing a football book at the mo but I've also written two novels. The Fear is a dark comedy about a mental health breakdown while working in a record shop & If I Were You is spec fic I wrote before Musky started putting chips in our heads. Links below...

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1h

PHWOAR

two men standing next to a car with the words would ya just look at it on the bottom

ALT: two men standing next to a car with the words would ya just look at it on the bottom

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 2h

I’m assuming a gold Datsun is involved in this show somewhere?

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 2h

There we go. How many on a team roster? From what I’ve seen it’s approximately 300 so we should probably get cracking on recruitment.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 2h

I’d totally watch that show.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 2h

There appear to be a number of daft bastards operating in the NFL. I think we should consider starting our own franchise.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 2h

Probably saving that for when he gets bored during the service.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 2h

In one way, I'd like to understand the thought process behind this but in another way, I'd be happy never to see that man's face again.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 2h

Bloody love Eve's pudding. Haven't had it for YEARS

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 2h

Oooh, respeckful choice.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 7h

Ooh look! A proper politician.

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 8h

Nobel Peace Prize awarded to María Corina Machado on.ft.com/4nTWp5l

Nobel Peace Prize awarded to María Corina Machado

Win for Venezuela’s main opposition leader dashes the hopes of US President Donald Trump

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing sunglasses says " absolutely not " no way

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

Are you sure you didn't burn it?

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

😂

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

Perhaps I was too hasty with my denial. The man is a genius.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

It's only a matter of time before I'm presenting the Meat Management Industry Awards.

a man wearing headphones is pointing at something in front of a poster that says england

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to take this opportunity to distance myself from vicious rumours (started by @samwhyte.bsky.social) that I am Charles Amos.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

In bits watching that. He used to be my favourite character alongside Gizzard Puke. And it's a testament to how ahead of his time Kenny was that this is such a glorious parody of How To youtube videos 😂

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

They're so easy to lose control of. Like it's important to understand that you're just holding it. It's going to do what it wants to do and you'll only survive if you stay out of it's way.