Kelly Welles
@kellywelles.bsky.social
Football obsessive. Author. Currently writing a non-fic about the dark arts of football for Halcyon Publishing.
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Kelly Welles
@kellywelles.bsky.social
· May 1
OH HELLO. You all know I'm writing a football book at the mo but I've also written two novels. The Fear is a dark comedy about a mental health breakdown while working in a record shop & If I Were You is spec fic I wrote before Musky started putting chips in our heads. Links below...
Is he having a breakdown?
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Is he having a breakdown?
King among men 😍👑
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
King among men 😍👑
I know eff all about cricket but WHAT A CATCH
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I know eff all about cricket but WHAT A CATCH
Yellow card for this. Absolute scenes.
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Yellow card for this. Absolute scenes.
And to think I read so many of his books when I was younger while having no idea about this magnificent barnet 😃
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
And to think I read so many of his books when I was younger while having no idea about this magnificent barnet 😃
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David Squires on … making the World Cup great again
David Squires on … making the World Cup great again
Our cartoonist on the people and themes that are fuelling the buildup to next summer’s tournament in North America
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You can buy a cartoon now in our Print Shop
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David’s latest book, Chaos in the Box: get it now
Continue reading...
dlvr.it
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
David Squires on … making the World Cup great again
People seem to have identified that Declan is easily petrified. As a fellow sufferer of The Fear, I'd like to request that people stop jump scaring him until after the World Cup because he could have a nervous collapse and we need him. Thank you.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
People seem to have identified that Declan is easily petrified. As a fellow sufferer of The Fear, I'd like to request that people stop jump scaring him until after the World Cup because he could have a nervous collapse and we need him. Thank you.
@samwhyte.bsky.social MEANWHILE DCL 👑
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
@samwhyte.bsky.social MEANWHILE DCL 👑
Good lord.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Good lord.
How much of a bin bag do you have to be to phone up BBC606 and claim the reason Spurs lost the derby is that 'all the players are forrin'? JFC people.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
How much of a bin bag do you have to be to phone up BBC606 and claim the reason Spurs lost the derby is that 'all the players are forrin'? JFC people.
Lot to unpack here.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Lot to unpack here.
While loving the Sky Sports presenters wearing a white ribbon to support the campaign to end violence against women and girls, I did think it was the plastic bit you peel off a sanitary towel at first glance.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
While loving the Sky Sports presenters wearing a white ribbon to support the campaign to end violence against women and girls, I did think it was the plastic bit you peel off a sanitary towel at first glance.
My pal is in London visiting Tussauds. No wonder Salah is having a shit season. Look at that effing suit 😂
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My pal is in London visiting Tussauds. No wonder Salah is having a shit season. Look at that effing suit 😂
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My column this week on the Kirstie Allsopp Theory of Housing:
The Kirstie Allsopp theory of housing
It’s completely warping our view of home ownership
www.newstatesman.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
My column this week on the Kirstie Allsopp Theory of Housing:
Jamie Redknapp on that mad Xmas mural.
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Jamie Redknapp on that mad Xmas mural.
Ahem. @samwhyte.bsky.social and I would like to apologise to anyone we may have inconvenienced.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ahem. @samwhyte.bsky.social and I would like to apologise to anyone we may have inconvenienced.
On the Sky Halo TikTok debacle: so what you’re saying is you set out to build something for women shaped entirely around how ignorant men might react to it? And you’re wondering why we’re pissed off?
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
On the Sky Halo TikTok debacle: so what you’re saying is you set out to build something for women shaped entirely around how ignorant men might react to it? And you’re wondering why we’re pissed off?
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Happy International Men's Day, you pieces of shit x
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Happy International Men's Day, you pieces of shit x
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I finished All Her Fault yesterday. It feels like everyone in TV who saw Shiv get done over by Tom Wambsgans in Succession is queueing up to make shows in which she utterly destroys an inferior male and I am TOTALLY HERE FOR IT.
a woman in a gray dress is sitting in a chair
ALT: a woman in a gray dress is sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I finished All Her Fault yesterday. It feels like everyone in TV who saw Shiv get done over by Tom Wambsgans in Succession is queueing up to make shows in which she utterly destroys an inferior male and I am TOTALLY HERE FOR IT.
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For when you’ve got work at 9 but have to instigate a Puritan uprising at 5
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
For when you’ve got work at 9 but have to instigate a Puritan uprising at 5
Erivo going Full Ellen Ripley. Here for it. #GetAwayfromHerYouBitch
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Erivo going Full Ellen Ripley. Here for it. #GetAwayfromHerYouBitch