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Kel Meister
@kelmeister1013.bsky.social
Professional Skills: Library Science, Anxiety, Cursing, Brain Rot, Reylo, Buying Stray Kids Merch, Frappuccinos, Microsoft Excel. She/her. I'M 50 *high kick*
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Do not laugh. He's gonna sue bluesky in the northern district of Texas under some made up pretext in an attempt to shut it down and it could absolutely work.
Elon's definitely, totally not mad.
November 27, 2024 at 7:46 PM
The kid and I are watching YouTube videos of "scariest books ever" lists and he's making fun of me for owning all the books but never having read any of them

BTW every one includes Pet Sematary in case you were wondering what the scariest book ever is (it's not House of Leaves, that's a love story)
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
My son's playing in a soccer tournament a few hundred miles away and it's broadcast on YouTube so it's like I'm watching a pro match (that's him on the sideline)
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I had a dream last night I was stuck in traffic. Someone was going car to car passing out flyers. It was Thea advertising for her new book. I freaked out and screamed IT'S ME KELMEISTER1013 I FOLLOW YOU ONLINE I'VE WRITTEN REYLO FIC TOO and she was like, Uh good for you? Never meet your heroes lol
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 PM
GUESS WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR IT IS KIDS
November 17, 2024 at 10:56 PM
So blue sky is all reylo and Twitter is all stray kids, what is this madness

Someone make an app where I can see both feeds at the same time lol
November 16, 2024 at 2:42 PM
So you're visiting from another app and wondering if it's really me, well below are some images to help recognize me in the wild
September 3, 2024 at 8:11 PM