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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃

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left of left of left. Sitting here watching your little descent into fascism and civil war like I didn’t predict it, but you know I did. Do you feel clever now? Certified Cassandra but none of y’all wanna listen to me, you just wanted spreadsheets 🙄

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · Sep 14

“Drawings of sailboats and happy children and fields of flowers adorned the walls, and their friends would come in and ooh and aah at all the pretty pictures. Beneath each, a place my father had punched a hole in the wall.”

New, albeit heavy, piece now up on kels(dot)blog. Thanks for reading. ❤️

The Happy Pink House At The End Of The Street | Recounting The Abuse Of 6 Palenchuk Place

“Write it and don’t post it if you don’t want to upset anyone,” she says. The hollow laugh escapes me before she even finishes. “Or post it,” she follows. “It’s your story.”

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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 1d

“Win every election” is not a viable strategy for preventing authoritarianism

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BillThePony @billthepony.bsky.social · 1d

I constantly hear people ask "How are the Israelis supposed to live next to the people who want to kill them?"

When is anyone gonna ask "How can the Palestinians live with under the rule of the people who actually did a genocide and have made very clear they will do it again?"

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 1d

Yeah no don’t let them. Pretty famous for ripping off others’ videos and making money from it. Why should they? It’s your content.

kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 1d

Tell them that your cost per video starts at $800+, and you have a contract for them to sign stating that all the IP belongs to you.

Watch them scatter.

Which account? Is it one that just reposts other peoples’ content for entertainment? Tell them to fuck right off. I’ll do it for you! Lol

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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 2d

We're gonna need a bigger Hague

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t need therapy, I just need everyone to stop being wrong.

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 3d

Can confirm. Am stuck in game, have been since 2004

kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 3d

Ah fuck

kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 3d

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say mooseheads is… basket…ball?

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 4d

Oh my god 😂 on my way to find this

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 4d

I’m screeching this is hilarious

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 5d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 5d

It’s about that time for social media to go away for the winter (which is something I highly recommend for your mental health btw)

On that note, I’m gonna find my mutuals here on discord to keep up with you because I enjoy the vibe with friends here.

(If we’re not moots and you wanna be, comment!)

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

God I love dueling feeds during game night.

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Rick
Jarnkrok ties it after a flurry from the Leafs!

Andrew Berkshire
Bolduc cleans up the rebound and it's 2-1
Habs!

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

I’m working hard on addressing my internalized transphobia that came about from my own queer journey. A group of girls really adopted me as a baby queer and I didn’t find out they were raging TERFs until well after we parted ways.

Fucked up how much I took in and didn’t even notice. Epidemic.

kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

I cannot say this enough, but wtf did you expect? That we weren’t gonna hold a grudge? Suck my dick. I hope your whole economy tanks while ours thrives without your shitty ass products. #buycanadian

Cold shoulder from Canada is costly for American distillers struggling with global trade tensions
American distillers have gotten a costly cold shoulder from Canada

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White Trash Skoden @whitetrashskoden.bsky.social · 6d

Okay anothet thing about "leftists need to get men laid more;" last post about this I promise. If you can't see how treating women like humans, protecting their healthcare access or working towards being a safe person will help your odds to meet people, then you're beyond helping.

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White Trash Skoden @whitetrashskoden.bsky.social · 6d

Angry conservative gamers are the weakest demographic. They spent the last decade telling marginalized people to make games instead of beg for representation and now are pissed off queer people are making games

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

People assuming they’re still going to have anything resembling a democracy or the right to vote are so fucking clueless, and at this point so willfully ignorant that I’m just throwing my hands up in the air.

Like, have fun. Damn. We tried to tell you and y’all just let it happen anyway. Sucks

kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

We want so much better for you. We want you to realize how bad things are right now. We want nothing more than for you to have some self respect, grow a backbone, and fight against your oppressors.

But you don’t even seem to want to do that, so what do you want from us? A magic wand? Grow up.

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

Sharing so this gem can pay rent and afford their illicit transsexual hormone drugz!

(also will always support dunking on shitty landlords and lifting up indie game devs)

katbrush @katbrush.art · 7d

please buy my game about shitty landlords so I can pay rent and afford my illicit transsexual hormone drugz

Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest

Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...

Landlord Quest by katbrush

2BR, 1BA, NO PETS!!!

katbrush.itch.io

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

He/him lesbians also exist but none of you are ready for that nuance yet

kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

Can all the faggots (affectionate) gather ‘round please? I need to publicly call a lot of y’all out.

A butch lesbian is still a butch lesbian when she looks, dresses, and presents extremely masc. Your exclusionary superiority complex is showing through, babes.

Butch lesbians are still women.

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

Ew. Sounds like you dodged bullets like Neo. Fuck that.

kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

It kills me because literally anyone with half a brain can see the underlying theme in that book.

“Here is a handy guide that makes it so that my wife must please me sexually twice a day because my love language is physical touch I guess. Also acts of service CLEAN MY HOUSE”

Like. Come on.

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kels 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍃 @kels.blog · 6d

Aaaaand we’ve landed square on the point. The only thing it converts is living kids to dead ones.

We know. And more importantly, they know. That’s why they love it.

Gay kids dead? Best outcome.

Are we done pretending it was ever about anything else?

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 7d

As a person who twice barely avoided getting kidnapped and sent to conversion therapy by my own family members it is very disheartening to hear that conversion therapy is still being discussed. Last i checked the only thing it converts is living kids to dead ones.

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