Kelsey Lahr
@kelseylahr.bsky.social
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Hiker, writer, aspiring farmer. She/her. kelseylahr.com
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I mentioned to a MAGA uncle that I'd walked all over Portland a few weeks ago & had a lovely time and he said, "Sure, but you can find a few nice places in LA too." To such said, "Yes! I've lived there. Lots of great areas. We don't need troops in LA either." These people are so scared of cities lol
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Portland is ... right there. It's a real place. People live in it. People can go look at it. You could call someone there right now.
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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It's nice, in a way, knowing I'll never block anyone's view.
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And there's a song from a mixtape by my second-ever boyfriend back in 2012 🥲
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At 5'2" I never really see anything at a show but my current experience is being just bodied by 14689553 senior citizens.
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I am at a Neko Case show and was...unprepared to be among the youngest in the crowd.
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Many of us with cousins can definitely relate!
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So much for "they'll have to go through me."
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This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate.
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ps i am a pacifist and am 100% against all judicial and extra-judicial killings, so do not put me in charge of deciding who gets the wall when the revolution comes.
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when the revolution comes, anyone with this kind of thing named after them will be the first to get the wall
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weird cases of widespread amnesia throughout the country on this particular situation.
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Could totally be any of those things! My 1st (that I know of) was a situation so out of my control where I was surrounded by unmasked plague vectors. My partner tested positive too, but never had ANY symptoms, so idk it's all a mystery. AND first time my N95 has failed me 😭I hope yours is nothing!
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I recently got my first case of covid despite an N-95 and a month-old covid shot :( it can happen (and obvs other illnesses can get through masks sometimes too).
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So mysterious! Reminds me of (a FAR slimmer version) of my childhood black cat Spooky.
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HAHAH! I guffawed. Thank you!
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Thanks very much❤️ It was a cousin--one of those "close but not close enough to miss work" kinds of losses
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We had a sudden death in the family and it's wrecking us.
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Anyway this week was ESPECIALLY rough for my family in addition to...everything, so if you have any pet pics, pls drop them here tysm!
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No no, I'm fine. Just welling up at the bar watching a woman shower her pitbull with kisses on the head and it's such a nice contrast to the horrors.
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Remember...whenever the French government threatens to raise the retirement age by five minutes, the people are instantly out in the streets lighting shit on fire.

www.lemonde.fr/en/politics/...
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Thank you! It's growing on me! (Pun not intended, truly)
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This post brought to you by my new haircut that is approximately 4 inches shorter than I wanted it! And with layers? somehow? that I didn't ask for.
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If you ever need a reminder that you are not in control of anything on an existential level, just go get a haircut!