Kelsey
@kelskels06.bsky.social
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Mom of 2, Cat Mom of 3, Cornhusker, Democrat, Keeper of @Gonzo.bsky.social ‘s Stats. Reports directly to Sandor.
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kelskels06.bsky.social
On Wednesdays we wear pink
A woman wearing a hot pink sweater with long brown curly hair and glasses smiling at the camera
kelskels06.bsky.social
Awake at 4 am so sharing maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever said wherein I’m casually terrorizing my coworkers with dead dad jokes. 💀
Screenshot of a teams chat conversation that reads:
[Kelsey] “My dad’s birthday would be a week from today if he hadn’t died and abandoned me”

[response from coworker] GIF of a man with a horrified look on his face and the text “Jesus!”

[Kelsey] “Yeah, apparently that’s who he felt like he needed to hang out with more than me”
kelskels06.bsky.social
👀
irisblue.bsky.social
5% is not enough for pesting Charlie Brown on the eve of fang surgery. Sandor will hear about this.
kelskels06.bsky.social
From one delite to another, it is weerd.
kelskels06.bsky.social
Thank you! I think I looked pretty cute today! 😀
kelskels06.bsky.social
Gonzo almost never has ragrets!
kelskels06.bsky.social
Had pictures with my girls this morning and this trailer just happened to be at the park.
A woman sitting next to a trailer that says “A lot going on at the moment”.
kelskels06.bsky.social
It’s a good one. My 8 year old came up with it. The cat is Lynn. Lynnette for short.
kelskels06.bsky.social
This is Disco Joe. Sorry for the terrible photo. I’m laying on the couch and didn’t want to move.
Photo of a skeleton with a silver jack o lantern head.
kelskels06.bsky.social
I think it was a live art installation actually.
kelskels06.bsky.social
Is this like when @gonzo.bsky.social bites Momb’s toes?

Disco Joe is innocent!
Grey cat biting the foot of a skeleton named Disco Joe
kelskels06.bsky.social
My personal favorite talent of his is tale in spagbetty.
kelskels06.bsky.social
Wow, you are really talented!
kelskels06.bsky.social
Yes. In fact, I think that he’s legally required to.
kelskels06.bsky.social
These are Disco Joe and the Unnamed Skull and they are in a band with the same name. I will not be taking further questions at this time.
A silver skeleton with a silver metallic jack o lantern head sitting on a brown couch next to a much larger disco ball skull.
kelskels06.bsky.social
Driving around with Eldest Daughter on full blast and my sunroof open.

If you don’t like this album, I think you’ve maybe never actually been happy.
kelskels06.bsky.social
Truly. Wholly unnecessary.
kelskels06.bsky.social
I took my daughter to the park on Thursday and currently have like 437 bug bites so I will not be going outside again maybe ever.
kelskels06.bsky.social
She didn’t say anything about their reactions.
kelskels06.bsky.social
We can’t be related anymore 😂
kelskels06.bsky.social
I went down a rabbit hole of old pictures on Facebook. I found one of my dad and I crying during the father-daughter dance at my wedding.

I MISS HIM SO MUCH. 😭😭😭
kelskels06.bsky.social
Lmao, I have a minor in applied statistics with a solid background in math and also math autism. 😂😂😂😂
kelskels06.bsky.social
Gonz it has been a WHILE since you’ve had a go behind tvee crimb! June 26th was the last time!