kelly is nervous
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@kelstec.bsky.social
· Apr 7
Something I love is when people talk about buying things on Amazon and then say “sorry Kelly” as if they just used a slur in front of me
Not to be melodramatic but I’m not gonna call it Fifth Third Stadium. I will not do it.
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Not to be melodramatic but I’m not gonna call it Fifth Third Stadium. I will not do it.
2026 Predictions
casseroles
drip coffee
arts and crafts
pleated pants
casseroles
drip coffee
arts and crafts
pleated pants
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 AM
2026 Predictions
casseroles
drip coffee
arts and crafts
pleated pants
casseroles
drip coffee
arts and crafts
pleated pants
Listening to my husband playing video games with his friends and interspersed with the wailing and gnashing of teeth he gave a very impassioned defense of the “coney hamburger”
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Listening to my husband playing video games with his friends and interspersed with the wailing and gnashing of teeth he gave a very impassioned defense of the “coney hamburger”
Me, two weeks ago: I’m gonna be normal about hosting NYE this year . . . No stress . . . Very easygoing
*smash cut to me lying on the kitchen floor scrubbing the bottoms of cabinets*
*smash cut to me lying on the kitchen floor scrubbing the bottoms of cabinets*
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me, two weeks ago: I’m gonna be normal about hosting NYE this year . . . No stress . . . Very easygoing
*smash cut to me lying on the kitchen floor scrubbing the bottoms of cabinets*
*smash cut to me lying on the kitchen floor scrubbing the bottoms of cabinets*
My doctors told me to be careful about overexerting myself which I was very mindful of until the exact moment my cousin opened a music trivia game
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My doctors told me to be careful about overexerting myself which I was very mindful of until the exact moment my cousin opened a music trivia game
jail to right handed spatulas masquerading as universal
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
jail to right handed spatulas masquerading as universal
endometriosis is a rat bitch
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
endometriosis is a rat bitch
Every day I lose karma on reddit because I have the audacity to comment things such as “it’s good to be gracious to children” and “kids saying 6-7 is actually totally benign relative to the rest of the internet”
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Every day I lose karma on reddit because I have the audacity to comment things such as “it’s good to be gracious to children” and “kids saying 6-7 is actually totally benign relative to the rest of the internet”
Listen to my wisdom, oh home bakers of Bluesky: do not be afraid of salt in sweet bakes
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Listen to my wisdom, oh home bakers of Bluesky: do not be afraid of salt in sweet bakes
I love the version of kelly who wrote the to do list like this
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I love the version of kelly who wrote the to do list like this
Trying to explain to my family that the greatest Christmas gift they can give me is a large quantity of nice butter
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Trying to explain to my family that the greatest Christmas gift they can give me is a large quantity of nice butter
Reposted by kelly is nervous
Childhood #fluoride exposure and cognition across the life course www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
"We find robust evidence that young people who are exposed to typical, recommended levels of fluoride in drinking water perform BETTER on tests of mathematics, reading, & vocabulary..."
"We find robust evidence that young people who are exposed to typical, recommended levels of fluoride in drinking water perform BETTER on tests of mathematics, reading, & vocabulary..."
Childhood fluoride exposure and cognition across the life course
Childhood fluoride exposure is associated with higher academic achievement in high school.
www.science.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Childhood #fluoride exposure and cognition across the life course www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
"We find robust evidence that young people who are exposed to typical, recommended levels of fluoride in drinking water perform BETTER on tests of mathematics, reading, & vocabulary..."
"We find robust evidence that young people who are exposed to typical, recommended levels of fluoride in drinking water perform BETTER on tests of mathematics, reading, & vocabulary..."
One of life’s greatest joys is yapping with strangers on vacation
August 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
One of life’s greatest joys is yapping with strangers on vacation
I have decided my Year 32 Project is documenting perfect bites. Day 1: Asiago baci in blush sauce
August 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I have decided my Year 32 Project is documenting perfect bites. Day 1: Asiago baci in blush sauce
Justice for Viva La Vida and every album prior 😤😤
coldplay deserves the same national image rehabilitation project we undertook for linkin park and nickelback. everything they put out past their first three albums or so wasn't really my bag but they're a good band
July 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Justice for Viva La Vida and every album prior 😤😤
Genuinely do not care if people irl can’t tell I’m genderqueer but if you see “they” in a zoom name and refer to me only as “she” I don’t like u
July 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Genuinely do not care if people irl can’t tell I’m genderqueer but if you see “they” in a zoom name and refer to me only as “she” I don’t like u
Ignoring fusion cuisine that is only possible in a nation of immigrants, America’s s-tier contributions to food are taco salad and PB&J
June 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ignoring fusion cuisine that is only possible in a nation of immigrants, America’s s-tier contributions to food are taco salad and PB&J
So very excited to spend the weekend on a lake with some of the best most important people in the world to meeeee
May 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So very excited to spend the weekend on a lake with some of the best most important people in the world to meeeee
I think if you try to play the “Self Sabotage Mix” on Spotify the play button should actually just patch your through to a therapist
May 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I think if you try to play the “Self Sabotage Mix” on Spotify the play button should actually just patch your through to a therapist
Friend of mine just went on a bach weekend where the per-person cost was FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS and I want you to know I think you should be tried in The Hague for that
May 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Friend of mine just went on a bach weekend where the per-person cost was FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS and I want you to know I think you should be tried in The Hague for that
hmm do you think you can die from the pain of a cyst
May 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
hmm do you think you can die from the pain of a cyst
My Catholic School group chat is going crazy rn
May 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My Catholic School group chat is going crazy rn
I just won my election by 521 votes :)
May 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I just won my election by 521 votes :)
As your elected official I will answer any question EXCEPT “how many chocolate caramels did you consume in the week before your election”
May 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
As your elected official I will answer any question EXCEPT “how many chocolate caramels did you consume in the week before your election”
Times Like These - Acoustic Version :’)
May 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Times Like These - Acoustic Version :’)