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kelsterbach.bsky.social
kels🌿🌈
@kelsterbach.bsky.social
druid/rogue/paladin✨
just livin a happy little life with my wife🥰
I hate thanksgiving but I do love that people who love are very insistent that it’s not a day to spend alone which almost always means I’m being invited to a friend’s friend’s family’s dinner which is v sweet
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sometimes I just want a low stakes show to put on in the background while I work and everything is just cop show, cop show, paywall with ads every 3 minutes, israel propaganda, more cop show, woman murdered show, only available on our app, disable ad blocker to watch, cop show.

I’m Tired!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Your library also probably has access to streaming on Kanopy or Hoopla. And also dvds and blurays and games and tools and all kinds of amazing shit you might want or need. Go to the library.
As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.

They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
September 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I love to watch utopia scifi media and try to find a single fat person in the background. Guess we have to cull fatness so everyone can wear standard issue uniforms in sizes xs-xl
September 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Disrespectfully, I need anyone who has not looked for a job within the past year to shut up because shit has changed. Your advice and experience doing this in the past means nothing. You have not job hunted like people are job hunting right now, don’t give people false hope with your outdated ideas
July 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
fellas is it gay to address all your friends as “my beloved”
July 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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i just need someone to romance my dnd characters and 500 million dollars i think that would fix me
June 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I am and always will be a…
June 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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more from the Los Angeles reddit

Stay safe, protect your neighbors
June 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Imagine me firmly grasping both sides of your face and staring into your eyes as if we are world weary brothers in battle and saying, “have you ever wanted to play D&D?” This is energy I’m bringing to the party every single time
May 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Had to interrupt myself mid-rant about the government to explain hitchhikers guide to my therapist bc I told her I was unwell but not “so long and thanks for all the fish” unwell
March 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Y’all ever walk into a place that’s playing Fast Car and listen a little too hard and then almost start crying while standing in line for coffee? Ok yeah cool me neither
February 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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happy valentine’s day 🪱 i showed you my worms please respond
February 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
hyped myself up to make an appt that I’ve needed to do for like three months only for them to transfer me to two different offices who couldn’t help and will have to call me back at an unspecified time🫠
February 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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killing all the flowers will not prevent the spring
February 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yeah I’d love to make plans but I did just discover Gregorian techno so I’m gonna be pretty busy with that for the foreseeable future
February 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
m: do you wanna decode something in tonights session

me, foaming at the mouth: don’t even think about letting someone else do it
February 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
today we’re doing our fuckin best to make art and be cozy and take care of ourselves but boy my brain sure is trying to fight all of that
January 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM