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Kelsey
@keltre.bsky.social
120 followers 150 following 320 posts
Not good! Very bad. She/her
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He is making the weirdest little face every time I look at him
A black and white cat staring blankly at the camera with his mouth slightly open Zoomed in photo of a black and white cat staring blankly at the camera with his mouth slightly open, showing all of his weird little teeth
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Goblin queen on her goblin throne (the bath mat)
A small grey and white cat lying on a green bath mat on grey marble tile floor A small grey and white cat lying on a green bath mat on grey marble tile floor
December 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Ah yes, allowing unrestricted speeding is one of the best ways to cut down on somebody’s commute time
Post that says “Yeah, it’s easier to put another chip in cars that detects the speed limit & limits speed, if you don’t actually think through the issues it would create, than to address “people have very little free time, so they want to spend as little of it as possible commuting” but…”
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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@gooffkings.bsky.social did Gex Week and now my twitch stats will never recover
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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You can always tell a Milford man
A black and white cat peeking out from behind a china cabinet The ears of a black and white cat poking up in a bathtub from a distance
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Can't believe this Simpsons joke was real
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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So excited for Huge Boob Corner tonight
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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For some reason my vet recorded Heidi's birthday as today even though her birthday is in December but I think I'm going to change it to today because she feels like a Scorpio. Happy new birthday you little goblin!
A grey and peach cat with white accents squints menacingly at the camera in front of bright floral curtains.
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Things are finally starting to look up for my fantasy football team
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Cool!
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Nietzsche 🤝 @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Walking alone for 8 hours a day and creating works of philosophical genius
September 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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She’s such a bitch lol
A small grey cat with peach and white markings sits on a bookcase under a window and is looking up at something A small grey cat with peach and white markings sits on a bookcase under a window and is looking directly at the camera
September 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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AI is so washed @murderxbryan.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I’ve been re-watching Sex and the City. In season 3, Charlotte gets married to Trey MacDougall who turns out to be impotent and look what she researches on the internet @murderxbryan.bsky.social
August 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Who up decorating they walls
August 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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She’s a Pullman Loaf
A small grey cat with no tail sitting in a loaf shape on a grey table looking at the camera The back of a small grey cat with no tail sitting in a loaf shape on a grey table
July 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Little balcony boy loves his balcony
Black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a balcony surrounded by trees
July 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Why does he look like Paul Dano
June 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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From the actual Government of Alberta website www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...
June 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Heidi holds my hand when I post, we post as a team
A hand on the trackpad of a pink laptop with a small grey cat sleeping on top, a tiny white paw is draped over the hand
June 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Found the best stupid Star Wars take today
A Reddit post that says “I don’t think the Ghorman Spiders are actually spiders. I think they are ants. (arachnophobia warning for those who give a ****)”
June 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM