He is making the weirdest little face every time I look at him
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
He is making the weirdest little face every time I look at him
This is a perfect clip
Same way I found out about Epstein
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is a perfect clip
Goblin queen on her goblin throne (the bath mat)
December 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Goblin queen on her goblin throne (the bath mat)
My new favourite annual tradition
THIS FRIDAY: Our 5th annual celebration of the heritage of the tradition 🎄
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My new favourite annual tradition
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
Ah yes, allowing unrestricted speeding is one of the best ways to cut down on somebody’s commute time
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ah yes, allowing unrestricted speeding is one of the best ways to cut down on somebody’s commute time
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anyway as someone who’s been hit by cars and also only just avoids getting hit by cars every other week, I have a more practical and realistic solution for people who speed that involves the phyllobates terribilis, more commonly known as the golden poison frog
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
anyway as someone who’s been hit by cars and also only just avoids getting hit by cars every other week, I have a more practical and realistic solution for people who speed that involves the phyllobates terribilis, more commonly known as the golden poison frog
I do not want a debate about speed regulators on cars, I want all personal motor vehicle ownership banned
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I do not want a debate about speed regulators on cars, I want all personal motor vehicle ownership banned
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wow why hasnt anyone thought of this before
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
wow why hasnt anyone thought of this before
It really is too bad that cars were only designed to accelerate in perpetuity
December 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It really is too bad that cars were only designed to accelerate in perpetuity
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Heidi figured out how to open my jewelry box and that little bitch stole a necklace from me. She's hoarding it somewhere in the apartment like she's Smaug or some shit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Heidi figured out how to open my jewelry box and that little bitch stole a necklace from me. She's hoarding it somewhere in the apartment like she's Smaug or some shit.
@gooffkings.bsky.social did Gex Week and now my twitch stats will never recover
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@gooffkings.bsky.social did Gex Week and now my twitch stats will never recover
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This might not be the most popular opinion but I think that if you are at an establishment where there are no children then you don’t really have to play the Christmas music
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This might not be the most popular opinion but I think that if you are at an establishment where there are no children then you don’t really have to play the Christmas music
You can always tell a Milford man
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You can always tell a Milford man
My dad tried to argue that North Americans have too many safety regulations and are "bubble-wrapped" compared to Europeans because there are no guard rails at rail stations in Europe, and I had to remind him that I was hit by a car in a crosswalk just a few months ago.
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My dad tried to argue that North Americans have too many safety regulations and are "bubble-wrapped" compared to Europeans because there are no guard rails at rail stations in Europe, and I had to remind him that I was hit by a car in a crosswalk just a few months ago.
There's no greater form of torture than the Dynasty Typewriter pre-show video
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
There's no greater form of torture than the Dynasty Typewriter pre-show video
This is fucking my shit up
have lived in the US for 15 years and this is how I learned that “it’s a bit of a gong show” is a Canadian figure of speech
How A Campy 1970s Game Show Became Part Of Canada's National Lexicon | Defector
On tiny Hornby Island northwest of Vancouver, after the Women’s World Cup in the summer of 2015, our bed-and-breakfast host was telling us about the town. The pizza place in the park is terrific, he s...
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November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is fucking my shit up
Heathcliff is out of pocket today wtf lmao
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Heathcliff is out of pocket today wtf lmao
These fucking nerds all deserve to be shoved into lockers
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
These fucking nerds all deserve to be shoved into lockers
People making instagram reels love to ascribe human emotions to animals and say things like "I got a kitten for my dog"
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
People making instagram reels love to ascribe human emotions to animals and say things like "I got a kitten for my dog"
Listening to this as a palate cleanser after hearing @murderxbryan.bsky.social's British accent on Guys today
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Listening to this as a palate cleanser after hearing @murderxbryan.bsky.social's British accent on Guys today
My god
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My god
I have two litter boxes because I thought the cats might be territorial about them and this way they could each have their own litter box but instead they've both somehow decided that one litter box is for shitting and one is for pissing
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have two litter boxes because I thought the cats might be territorial about them and this way they could each have their own litter box but instead they've both somehow decided that one litter box is for shitting and one is for pissing
Kinda feel like I have to actually read a JCO book now
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Kinda feel like I have to actually read a JCO book now