So. Damn. When you’re not ready to know something you get good at burying it.

Like oh, I thought you were so bad at social interactions I felt bad for you… it turns out I was just tolerating you being cruel and no one else would.

*it may cost way more than I said
*like, emotionally
*actually it’s not easy at all
*good luck

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After the show we went to a diner. As I was walking toward the diner some other people were walking out, and my pants just fully fell down around my ankles.

The other person was dressed as a clown. But only I was pantsed by fate. Who is the clown? 🤡 2/2