Writing at home.

The sun’s out, so I wrote a song about familial heartbreak, generational trauma and a son’s relationship to his dad

Closed the window and the next open document started

“Kingdom Hearts is Final Fantasy if you fucked it in the mouth til it went Goofy”

It’s a life of contrasts

Day 7: 🍹 "Heroes drink zeros."
Drink responsibly—stay safe this Christmas season. Choose a designated driver or a taxi if you’re heading out for festivities. 🚗 #SafeRoadsThisChristmas

Day 3: 🎅 "When Santa’s out & about, he always does his Stop, Look & Listen."
Santa knows the drill – make sure you’re checking for traffic before crossing! 🚦 #SafeRoadsThisChristmas

Day 2: 🎅 "He’s making a list & checking it twice."

Santa’s been checking his road safety list—have you? Make sure your vehicle is ready for a safe journey this festive season.

#SafeRoadsThisChristmas

Day 1: 🎅 "Santa wears his seatbelt; does everyone in your vehicle?"

Before you hit the road this Christmas, make sure your whole crew is buckled up – even Rudolph!

#SafeRoadsThisChristmas

Day 8: 🧭 "Don’t just follow the star, set your SatNav before you go."
Get your directions sorted before you start driving—Santa always knows the way! 🚙 #SafeRoadsThisChristmas

🎄🚗 Stay Safe on the Roads This Christmas! 🚶‍♀️❄️

Starting 1st December, we're teaming up with Nottinghamshire County Council for our Road Safety Campaign! 🗓️ Follow us for daily safety tips, festive illustrations, and reminders to keep safe on the roads this winter.

#SafeRoadsThisChristmas

Day 5: 🚦 "The lollipop means Stop – For everyone, even Santa!"
Crossing patrols aren’t just for children. Wait for the signal, be safe, and follow the rules. 🛑 #SafeRoadsThisChristmas

Day 6: 🚲 "Don’t forget the accessories – lights, helmet & bell for riders!"
Cycling this season? Make sure you’re bright and visible, just like Santa’s sleigh! 🛷🎄 #SafeRoadsThisChristmas

Day 3: 🎅 "When Santa’s out & about, he always does his Stop, Look & Listen."
Santa knows the drill – make sure you’re checking for traffic before crossing! 🚦 #SafeRoadsThisChristmas

Day 9: 🎅 "Santa keeps up to date with the Highway Code, he knows the rules of the road!"
Do you? Refresh your knowledge of the rules this holiday season and drive safely. 🛣️ #SafeRoadsThisChristmas

The Dark Room has gone and gotten 1.1 million views for a clip on TikTok this morning!

Folk are being very positive. 10/10 can recommend, thank you gang

(Can’t monetise the clips cos swearing - dang it, I’ve never been more open to being paid per fuck)

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Thank you @sparksofficial.bsky.social

Period

It’s lovely to not have weirdly attractive people trying to follow me for no reason and craploads of advert posts chasing me.