Roo 🐸
@kenga-roo.bsky.social
they/them
Hi, im Roo, im 22 and i never learned how to fucking read
Also i like frogs. Very gay of me, i know
Hi, im Roo, im 22 and i never learned how to fucking read
Also i like frogs. Very gay of me, i know
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Nobody trust my "hours played" record on Steam. You underestimate the annoyance of my ADHD and dissociation, I will simply leave a game running and return to it three hours later and there is nothing you can do to stop me
January 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Nobody trust my "hours played" record on Steam. You underestimate the annoyance of my ADHD and dissociation, I will simply leave a game running and return to it three hours later and there is nothing you can do to stop me
Me when I'm stuck at work doing nothing because it's too cold outside but i also can't go home cause we hope at some point it won't be -40
It's so boring I'm gonna start biting people
It's so boring I'm gonna start biting people
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Me when I'm stuck at work doing nothing because it's too cold outside but i also can't go home cause we hope at some point it won't be -40
It's so boring I'm gonna start biting people
It's so boring I'm gonna start biting people
Hot girl summer but it's december, heating at work has been turned off for a questionable amount of time and I'm covered in asbestos like a boss
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Hot girl summer but it's december, heating at work has been turned off for a questionable amount of time and I'm covered in asbestos like a boss
Sometimes you miss a letter while typing and that's exactly what you needed in you life
Just typed "it didn't occur to him to cunt"
It didn't occur to me to cunt either untill this very moment but i feel compelled to try it now
Just typed "it didn't occur to him to cunt"
It didn't occur to me to cunt either untill this very moment but i feel compelled to try it now
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sometimes you miss a letter while typing and that's exactly what you needed in you life
Just typed "it didn't occur to him to cunt"
It didn't occur to me to cunt either untill this very moment but i feel compelled to try it now
Just typed "it didn't occur to him to cunt"
It didn't occur to me to cunt either untill this very moment but i feel compelled to try it now
Accidentally recommended the magnus archives to a conservative coworker because nobody i actually like cares about my hobbies enough to subject themselves to english and i forbone have not yet mastered the subtle art of shutting the fuck up
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Accidentally recommended the magnus archives to a conservative coworker because nobody i actually like cares about my hobbies enough to subject themselves to english and i forbone have not yet mastered the subtle art of shutting the fuck up
I have no personality, but with a different flavor every day ✨
June 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have no personality, but with a different flavor every day ✨
Coworker 1: vampires have to be scary!
Coworker 2: Vampires have to be sexy!
Me, an intellectual: vampires have to be ✨gay✨
Coworker 2: Vampires have to be sexy!
Me, an intellectual: vampires have to be ✨gay✨
May 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Coworker 1: vampires have to be scary!
Coworker 2: Vampires have to be sexy!
Me, an intellectual: vampires have to be ✨gay✨
Coworker 2: Vampires have to be sexy!
Me, an intellectual: vampires have to be ✨gay✨
Making a return to bsky to say this shit actually slaps
I can feel myself getting increasingly more mentally stable the longer i sit in the closet wtf
I can feel myself getting increasingly more mentally stable the longer i sit in the closet wtf
Sometimes you just gotta climb into the closet and sit there for a while and you'll be fine
May 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Making a return to bsky to say this shit actually slaps
I can feel myself getting increasingly more mentally stable the longer i sit in the closet wtf
I can feel myself getting increasingly more mentally stable the longer i sit in the closet wtf
Working my other work at work caus work wont work itself (and i need my moneey)
April 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Working my other work at work caus work wont work itself (and i need my moneey)
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I wonder what this trash can did to get promoted to the rank of general.
March 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I wonder what this trash can did to get promoted to the rank of general.
There are like 5 drunk teens on the bus
This is like the gates to hell opened and now I'm in the middle of peak rasism, sexism and homophobia
Also one of em raps terribly once in a while
This is like the gates to hell opened and now I'm in the middle of peak rasism, sexism and homophobia
Also one of em raps terribly once in a while
March 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
There are like 5 drunk teens on the bus
This is like the gates to hell opened and now I'm in the middle of peak rasism, sexism and homophobia
Also one of em raps terribly once in a while
This is like the gates to hell opened and now I'm in the middle of peak rasism, sexism and homophobia
Also one of em raps terribly once in a while
Being dumb has always been a choice and I've chosen to be dumb
February 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Being dumb has always been a choice and I've chosen to be dumb
Sometimes you just gotta climb into the closet and sit there for a while and you'll be fine
February 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sometimes you just gotta climb into the closet and sit there for a while and you'll be fine
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every day at about 6pm i lose my ability to grit my teeth and bear it honestly
February 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
every day at about 6pm i lose my ability to grit my teeth and bear it honestly
Can't eat dinner yet cause someones in the kitchen and my brain might as well deep-fry itself im around people for another second
M'hungry :(
M'hungry :(
February 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Can't eat dinner yet cause someones in the kitchen and my brain might as well deep-fry itself im around people for another second
M'hungry :(
M'hungry :(
Inside me are two wolves: one wants to never go to sleep, the other wants to never wake up
(both are gay)
(both are gay)
January 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Inside me are two wolves: one wants to never go to sleep, the other wants to never wake up
(both are gay)
(both are gay)
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I'm so glad there are fic writers willing to share their stories with us on ao3. The world is too horrible, the anxiety too intense and the stomach ache too bad to endure the day without being able to read my favorite characters suffering and laughing and banging nasty
January 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm so glad there are fic writers willing to share their stories with us on ao3. The world is too horrible, the anxiety too intense and the stomach ache too bad to endure the day without being able to read my favorite characters suffering and laughing and banging nasty
Watched Moana 2
Not thrilled
Not thrilled
January 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Watched Moana 2
Not thrilled
Not thrilled
Oh fuck it's 2025
Why am i still alive
Why am i still alive
December 31, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Oh fuck it's 2025
Why am i still alive
Why am i still alive
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I think there’s gay people here
December 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I think there’s gay people here
Bee review
It's a bee (trust me)
It's a bee (trust me)
December 26, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Bee review
It's a bee (trust me)
It's a bee (trust me)
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If you work as a glassblower, does it mean you have a blowjob?
December 19, 2024 at 3:44 AM
If you work as a glassblower, does it mean you have a blowjob?
I cannot brain today i has the dumb
December 18, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I cannot brain today i has the dumb