I get that. I'm a little more old school. I think we need some guidelines, or researchers will just claim everything as meaningful. I want frequentists to do a better job holistically evaluating evidence. I guess I land in the camp of "p-values should be demoted, but not fired."

Collectively, I think we should agree on a different way to indicate p-values other than asterisks. It's too flashy. I think people associate "stars" with importance. Three stars is more than two stars, so that's got to be bigger, right?!

Against Me! Thrash Unreal:
When people see the track marks on her arms
She knows what they're thinking
She keeps on working for that minimum
As if a high school education gave you any other options, you know

every sentence that *actually* says something

I've already pre-ordered my copy!