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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 1d

Foreigner here: if anyone in the comments wants to explain this to me, I'd be happy hear it. It looks like a good lark, well played but I understand none of it.

Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 2d

How could I forget my cheap petrol go-to?

Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 2d

I'm a 100% retro I am afraid

Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 2d

Rank that list in order of which of them will be proven to be lies the fastest

Ian Gordon @idgordon.bsky.social · 2d

The NYT's Michael Grynbaum reported that this is the note that Bari Weiss sent to CBS News staffers this morning (1/2)

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 2d

We seriously need to stop calling things Metro. I can literally catch the Metro from the Metro theatre to the Marrickville Metro, after buying snacks at a Woolworths Metro. Find a new word.

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 3d

Every movie I’ve watched this weekend had Jason Robards in it. It’s Robardsnanza

Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve never felt so seen in my life.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 3d

Did not consider that in ordering from a New York-style pizza place that the pizzas would also come in New York-style sizing and let’s just say that if you ask me what’s for dinner for the next year and a half the answer is pizza.

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 3d

I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing OR Forrest Gump. I was a teenager who was too into the Golden Years of Hollywood to see modern movies. Unless it had Cary Grant you could GTFOH

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 4d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 4d

Well I drank matcha every day for a week and what happened to my body was that at the end of the week it had consumed 7 matchas.

I Drank Matcha Every Day for a Week and Here’s What Happened to My Body

I swapped coffee for this celebrated drink, and the results were surprising.

www.prevention.com

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 4d

Glad this menu explains it. I’ve always wanted to try these things but wasn’t sure what they were.

A portion of a menu with picture of fries and the text
Fries
$13.00
Crispy potato sticks
served hot.

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 4d

I feel like you’re sleeping on the chance to have an upscale cocktail bar that pushes spirits through the data centre liquid cooling systems. The food portion of the menu would be titled “bytes”.

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 4d

Watching Logan’s Run. I will tell you one thing they apparently don’t have in the future: bras.

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 4d

I am genuinely intrigued by Pepsi’s decision to try and own chicken. I mean it’s a good meat to try and own, but I wonder how they came to this conclusion.

Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 4d

I’m still waiting for the reckoning we are due for all those tamagotchis that died of neglect

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Woltergeist II: The Other Side @wolter.bsky.social · 4d

My favorite part of Fleming’s Bond is that he’s an obnoxious, opinionated ass that would be insufferable to be around, with almost zero charm. He’s going to mansplain how to cook eggs or make a drink within 3 minutes of meeting anyone.

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 4d

oh man another one for my 'Ian Fleming's weird statements of certainty about the world' ('There's nobody crueler than a half-Belgian, half-Congolese' kind of stuff, or 'Everyone knows the Portuguese are the finest butlers')

Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 4d

There’s a Bond novel where the villain authoritatively states bolivars and Swiss francs are the safest currencies lol

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 4d

Things I enjoy in Fleming novels: the parts where Bond is in the office and it’s very pedestrian activity like paperwork and going to lunch, the descriptions of food and also, the bafflingly specific racism.

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 4d

oh man another one for my 'Ian Fleming's weird statements of certainty about the world' ('There's nobody crueler than a half-Belgian, half-Congolese' kind of stuff, or 'Everyone knows the Portuguese are the finest butlers')

Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 4d

There’s a Bond novel where the villain authoritatively states bolivars and Swiss francs are the safest currencies lol

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 5d

Took my Nespresso pods in for recycling when I went into the city on a few errands only to discover the store is closed because it’s being relocated, so now I’ve just taken my used pods on a lil day out.

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 5d

Right? I was like “is he specifically talking about ICE agents who burn flags? Because that seems like a small Venn Diagram.”

Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 5d

When I was a newspaper columnist I used to occasionally respond to emails telling me I wasn’t funny with “you know it’s not compulsory to read it right? Just use the page I’m on to line your kitty litter tray and get on with your day”. Guess you can’t do that with a phone.

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 7d

Rewatching The Meg. I’d forgotten how Statham-y Statham is in this. I’m scoring it 9/10 Statham.

Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 7d

I went to pick up the salted pretzel chocolate off the shelf at Aldi but when I came home discovered I’d bought the similarly packaged marzipan blocks. I’m sure I’ve made worse mistakes in my life, but none spring to mind.

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 7d

I was going to say that I look forward to seeing how Nicole Kidman tops the greatest divorce photo of all time, but apparently she denies that this is the context? www.news.com.au/entertainmen...

Nicole Kidman in the most 2000s photo ever appearing to celebrate in a car park

Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 7d

Is It Seasonal Allergies Or Am I Getting Sick: The Kerrie Murphy Story

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Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 9d

Made this the other day and it's pretty good, but I've also realised that because of the ingredients, when it gets a bit wilted from the dressing, you can stir fry it for a couple of minutes and it's still delicious www.recipetineats.com/sweet-potato...

Wickedly Delish Sweet Potato Salad

Wickedly delish Sweet Potato Salad with roasted sweet potato, baby spinach, wild rice, almonds, cranberries and feta and an incredible honey lemon dressing!

www.recipetineats.com

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