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TikTok calls report that China is exploring sale of app to Elon Musk ‘pure fiction’
TikTok Calls Report That China Is Exploring Sale of App to Elon Musk ‘Pure Fiction’
TikTok denied a report that China is exploring a sale of the app to Elon Musk to keep TikTok operational in America amid a looming U.S. ban.
variety.com
January 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
TikTok calls report that China is exploring sale of app to Elon Musk ‘pure fiction’
holy shit
The announcement of the Oscar nominations has been delayed again to January 23.
January 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
holy shit
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i hate the word "treatlerite" because i know it applies to me... i never use doordash or any of those apps but i am motivated by a tiny delicious snack to a degree that can be described as fascist...
January 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i hate the word "treatlerite" because i know it applies to me... i never use doordash or any of those apps but i am motivated by a tiny delicious snack to a degree that can be described as fascist...
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They should put chat gpt in coffee mugs so you can have a breakfast conversation
January 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They should put chat gpt in coffee mugs so you can have a breakfast conversation
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(door creaking) Mom........ we peed. (8 hulking silhouettes lined menacingly behind me)
January 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
(door creaking) Mom........ we peed. (8 hulking silhouettes lined menacingly behind me)
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For Little White Lies, I wrote about RaMell Ross’ miraculous NICKEL BOYS - the defining American film of the decade, and a profoundly inspirational synthesis of narrative feature and avant-garde visual essay lwlies.com/reviews/nick
Nickel Boys review – a miracle of a movie
With this adaptation of Colson Whiteheads Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, filmmaker RaMell Ross delivers 2024’s most harrowing and transcendent film.
lwlies.com
January 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
For Little White Lies, I wrote about RaMell Ross’ miraculous NICKEL BOYS - the defining American film of the decade, and a profoundly inspirational synthesis of narrative feature and avant-garde visual essay lwlies.com/reviews/nick
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Me: (scribbling on resume) And can you tell me your greatest weakness
Tech bro: I have been described as... "monomaniacal," by those weaker than me, those with a, shall we say, dominatable constitution.
Me: (very quietly) okay... gay...
Tech bro: I have been described as... "monomaniacal," by those weaker than me, those with a, shall we say, dominatable constitution.
Me: (very quietly) okay... gay...
January 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me: (scribbling on resume) And can you tell me your greatest weakness
Tech bro: I have been described as... "monomaniacal," by those weaker than me, those with a, shall we say, dominatable constitution.
Me: (very quietly) okay... gay...
Tech bro: I have been described as... "monomaniacal," by those weaker than me, those with a, shall we say, dominatable constitution.
Me: (very quietly) okay... gay...
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(On my private island) Poaching bores me. I wish to hunt... the most dangerous game.
(Servant bursts in) Sir, we just successfully cloned the most ferocious sabertooth tiger in history!
(sweating) Hmmm.. Actually, the most dangerous game is, (pointing to smallest member of cleaning crew) That guy
(Servant bursts in) Sir, we just successfully cloned the most ferocious sabertooth tiger in history!
(sweating) Hmmm.. Actually, the most dangerous game is, (pointing to smallest member of cleaning crew) That guy
January 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
(On my private island) Poaching bores me. I wish to hunt... the most dangerous game.
(Servant bursts in) Sir, we just successfully cloned the most ferocious sabertooth tiger in history!
(sweating) Hmmm.. Actually, the most dangerous game is, (pointing to smallest member of cleaning crew) That guy
(Servant bursts in) Sir, we just successfully cloned the most ferocious sabertooth tiger in history!
(sweating) Hmmm.. Actually, the most dangerous game is, (pointing to smallest member of cleaning crew) That guy
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Ashton: Check this one out. "She mac on my roni til I cheese"
(Football team laughing)
Me: (desperately trying to fit in) She Fuck on my ass till I Squeam
Ashton:
DJ:
Brock:
Carson:
Jalen:
AJ:
Aaron:
Ryan:
Zach:
CJ:
Coach Branson:
Deshawn:
Mikey: ... "Squeam" ?
(Football team laughing)
Me: (desperately trying to fit in) She Fuck on my ass till I Squeam
Ashton:
DJ:
Brock:
Carson:
Jalen:
AJ:
Aaron:
Ryan:
Zach:
CJ:
Coach Branson:
Deshawn:
Mikey: ... "Squeam" ?
December 13, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Ashton: Check this one out. "She mac on my roni til I cheese"
(Football team laughing)
Me: (desperately trying to fit in) She Fuck on my ass till I Squeam
Ashton:
DJ:
Brock:
Carson:
Jalen:
AJ:
Aaron:
Ryan:
Zach:
CJ:
Coach Branson:
Deshawn:
Mikey: ... "Squeam" ?
(Football team laughing)
Me: (desperately trying to fit in) She Fuck on my ass till I Squeam
Ashton:
DJ:
Brock:
Carson:
Jalen:
AJ:
Aaron:
Ryan:
Zach:
CJ:
Coach Branson:
Deshawn:
Mikey: ... "Squeam" ?
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Viral post: Bisexuals will be watching a movie and pull out their phone and just be on it and it's not even an emergency.
Me: Lol...That's so stupid.
[later; watching movie with bisexual dude and he pulls out his phone]
Me: Whatsup dude? there like an emergency or something ?
Me: Lol...That's so stupid.
[later; watching movie with bisexual dude and he pulls out his phone]
Me: Whatsup dude? there like an emergency or something ?
December 29, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Viral post: Bisexuals will be watching a movie and pull out their phone and just be on it and it's not even an emergency.
Me: Lol...That's so stupid.
[later; watching movie with bisexual dude and he pulls out his phone]
Me: Whatsup dude? there like an emergency or something ?
Me: Lol...That's so stupid.
[later; watching movie with bisexual dude and he pulls out his phone]
Me: Whatsup dude? there like an emergency or something ?
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sending back my prime rib because it looks "AI generated"
January 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
sending back my prime rib because it looks "AI generated"
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(Not paying enough attention and not realizing you switched from talking about Nosferatu to trauma dumping) That's fie 🔥🔥
January 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
(Not paying enough attention and not realizing you switched from talking about Nosferatu to trauma dumping) That's fie 🔥🔥
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Just like the “male loneliness epidemic” the imbalance in men going to college is entirely their own doing. A whole generation has decided to make themselves uneducated and unfuckable because they’re addicted to resentment. Manosphere influencers line their pockets by ensuring they stay that way.
i hate to be a monocausal guy but i really think this discussion of masculinity, trade school, the gendering of education etc is beating around the bush. male democrats have seen no sizable drop in their desire to attend college. female republicans have. it’s about politics.
January 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just like the “male loneliness epidemic” the imbalance in men going to college is entirely their own doing. A whole generation has decided to make themselves uneducated and unfuckable because they’re addicted to resentment. Manosphere influencers line their pockets by ensuring they stay that way.
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Interviewer: Okay, give us your letterbox top 4!
Me: Fuck me.. That's such a hard question... Oh that's torture... What a mean question, (yoda voice out of nowhere) Mean little man you are! (normal again) I just love them all so much, and I HAVE seen them.
Interviewer: Seen what?
Me: The films.
Me: Fuck me.. That's such a hard question... Oh that's torture... What a mean question, (yoda voice out of nowhere) Mean little man you are! (normal again) I just love them all so much, and I HAVE seen them.
Interviewer: Seen what?
Me: The films.
January 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Interviewer: Okay, give us your letterbox top 4!
Me: Fuck me.. That's such a hard question... Oh that's torture... What a mean question, (yoda voice out of nowhere) Mean little man you are! (normal again) I just love them all so much, and I HAVE seen them.
Interviewer: Seen what?
Me: The films.
Me: Fuck me.. That's such a hard question... Oh that's torture... What a mean question, (yoda voice out of nowhere) Mean little man you are! (normal again) I just love them all so much, and I HAVE seen them.
Interviewer: Seen what?
Me: The films.
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
December 7, 2024 at 11:55 PM
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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New York employers must now offer paid medical leave during pregnancy
New York employers must now offer paid medical leave during pregnancy
Pregnant New Yorkers will be entitled to at least 20 hours of paid leave to attend prenatal medical appointments under a new law. Gov.
apnews.com
January 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
New York employers must now offer paid medical leave during pregnancy
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People seem to be jumping to wild conclusions as to why that cybertruck blew up when the most logical explanation is that it's because it was kind of foggy last night
January 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
People seem to be jumping to wild conclusions as to why that cybertruck blew up when the most logical explanation is that it's because it was kind of foggy last night
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2025 coming in like…
January 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
2025 coming in like…
jesus has it been that long lol
hello :)
November 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
jesus has it been that long lol