Kevin
@kevinpetrie.bsky.social
One time Ben from Ben & Jerry's called me beautiful. 📍Minneapolis.
My children asked if they could go over to a friend's house tonight and watch a movie. I told them absolutely not. It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil. We do that as a family. Whiskey Friday still means something in this family.
January 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My children asked if they could go over to a friend's house tonight and watch a movie. I told them absolutely not. It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil. We do that as a family. Whiskey Friday still means something in this family.
Went with my family to Albi Kitchen tonight for sambusas and sweet drinks on the recommendation of Jason and Taylor. Fantastic. Highly recommend.
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Went with my family to Albi Kitchen tonight for sambusas and sweet drinks on the recommendation of Jason and Taylor. Fantastic. Highly recommend.
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The entire force of this corrupt federal government and its rapacious propaganda machine is fixated on our state, ginning up every dangerous racist in the exurbs into a froth, in an attempt to separate you from the reality that government can help make our lives better. Don't let the bastards win.
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The entire force of this corrupt federal government and its rapacious propaganda machine is fixated on our state, ginning up every dangerous racist in the exurbs into a froth, in an attempt to separate you from the reality that government can help make our lives better. Don't let the bastards win.
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Merry Christmas, friends
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Merry Christmas, friends
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The Trump administration has reacted to a small scale lone wolf attack by in DC announcing a sweeping collective punishment, using the organs of government to heap blame on partisan rivals, and potentially dissuading anyone from collaborating with US forces abroad for a generation.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Trump administration has reacted to a small scale lone wolf attack by in DC announcing a sweeping collective punishment, using the organs of government to heap blame on partisan rivals, and potentially dissuading anyone from collaborating with US forces abroad for a generation.
"Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy."
At one point this morning, a guy who lives on top floor, opposite the business HSI was raiding, opened his window and just yelled “NASCAR SUCKS” at the agents below.
Big ups to that dude
Big ups to that dude
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy."
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I feel like even a small infant would listen, nod, and then go, “So, just to be clear though: The machines — they didn’t work?”
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I feel like even a small infant would listen, nod, and then go, “So, just to be clear though: The machines — they didn’t work?”
There was a trick or treating event along the commercial corridor in my neighborhood with many businesses and organizations participating. It was fantastic.
What I didn't like was my council member setting up a campaign table on the front lawn of the fire station next to the MPD table.
What I didn't like was my council member setting up a campaign table on the front lawn of the fire station next to the MPD table.
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There was a trick or treating event along the commercial corridor in my neighborhood with many businesses and organizations participating. It was fantastic.
What I didn't like was my council member setting up a campaign table on the front lawn of the fire station next to the MPD table.
What I didn't like was my council member setting up a campaign table on the front lawn of the fire station next to the MPD table.
I'm going to keep doing this until it happens.
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm going to keep doing this until it happens.
Got a campaign mailer from a PAC today urging a vote for Frey because he is against corruption. It might have been a little more impactful if the Mayor's close friend and ally wasn't indicted today on federal embezzlement charges.
October 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Got a campaign mailer from a PAC today urging a vote for Frey because he is against corruption. It might have been a little more impactful if the Mayor's close friend and ally wasn't indicted today on federal embezzlement charges.
Rick Kupchella didn't pay me any money to rent space in my head so I think I'm going to just read a book or something.
October 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Rick Kupchella didn't pay me any money to rent space in my head so I think I'm going to just read a book or something.
For years I've dismissed concerns about gentrification in my neighborhood but now there is a Cybertruck parked out front. Really learned my lesson with this one.
September 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
For years I've dismissed concerns about gentrification in my neighborhood but now there is a Cybertruck parked out front. Really learned my lesson with this one.
I got a Spotify ad for a crypto wallet that was endorsed by Dave Portnoy and now I am really wondering why they think I would like that.
September 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I got a Spotify ad for a crypto wallet that was endorsed by Dave Portnoy and now I am really wondering why they think I would like that.
Not knowing how to say acetaminophen shows it's pretty apparent he never took any of his kids to the doctor at least once.
Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"
September 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Not knowing how to say acetaminophen shows it's pretty apparent he never took any of his kids to the doctor at least once.
Me showing my wife the picture I drew on the bus home from work of my plan to turn our house into a really cool fort.
September 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Me showing my wife the picture I drew on the bus home from work of my plan to turn our house into a really cool fort.
A columnist in the Strib referred to CK as a "kind and bold soul." I wonder was the requirements are to be a columnist over there.
September 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A columnist in the Strib referred to CK as a "kind and bold soul." I wonder was the requirements are to be a columnist over there.
There should be restorative justice programs for people that have been kicked out of Cracker Barrel for being too intoxicated with their family.
August 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There should be restorative justice programs for people that have been kicked out of Cracker Barrel for being too intoxicated with their family.
Two different, but still very good pieces of advice.
August 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Two different, but still very good pieces of advice.
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the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.
August 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.
In December my employer sent out a memo several times reminding employees not to accept like a $5 bag of popcorn from a vendor and if they sent it to you in the mail, a detailed list of instructions on how to dispose of it and document it.
Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
August 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
In December my employer sent out a memo several times reminding employees not to accept like a $5 bag of popcorn from a vendor and if they sent it to you in the mail, a detailed list of instructions on how to dispose of it and document it.
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The most consequential Speaker in state history.
June 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The most consequential Speaker in state history.
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
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Dozens of federal agents rolling in with an armored truck, masked and outfitted for combat... on a hunt for boxes of evidence. This could've been done with FBI agents in windbreakers. The intent was to instigate and terrorize. It should be the mayor's first instinct to stand up against it.
My commitment to you is simple: I will fight relentlessly to defend our communities from this administration’s efforts to tear them apart. And I will counter their efforts to sow fear and chaos in Minneapolis with facts and evidence, not panic and confusion.
June 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dozens of federal agents rolling in with an armored truck, masked and outfitted for combat... on a hunt for boxes of evidence. This could've been done with FBI agents in windbreakers. The intent was to instigate and terrorize. It should be the mayor's first instinct to stand up against it.