Sally McStuffing 🦃
@sallymcsurly.bsky.social
Two-time fantasy hockey champion. Hokie. I talk about Predator a lot. I like to take pictures of animals.
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Me watching Dune: it’s hard to keep track of all of Paul’s names
Also me: would you like to hear the 20 names I have for each of my pets
Also me: would you like to hear the 20 names I have for each of my pets
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Carving the turkey after my wife did all the work feels like a NFL team owner being the first one to lift the Super Bowl trophy.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Carving the turkey after my wife did all the work feels like a NFL team owner being the first one to lift the Super Bowl trophy.
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Good morning. Please enjoy this Thanksgiving composition by a burgeoning young writer.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Good morning. Please enjoy this Thanksgiving composition by a burgeoning young writer.
Cherub Rock
Immigrant Song
Papa Won’t Leave You Henry
Violet
Badlands
Immigrant Song
Papa Won’t Leave You Henry
Violet
Badlands
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Cherub Rock
Immigrant Song
Papa Won’t Leave You Henry
Violet
Badlands
Immigrant Song
Papa Won’t Leave You Henry
Violet
Badlands
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November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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sentimental about a time I was at an after party in Blacksburg and a guy pointed at me, saying, ‘That’s Big Slim! She knows all the words to the hip hop songs.’
He was right!
He was right!
Complete this statement: "When I listen to DMX's debut album 'It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot' (1998), I feel __________." | Rediscover the album here: album.ink/DMXidahih
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
sentimental about a time I was at an after party in Blacksburg and a guy pointed at me, saying, ‘That’s Big Slim! She knows all the words to the hip hop songs.’
He was right!
He was right!
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
Lots of discourse about which Thanksgiving dishes are good. Here’s the thing: they’re all good, even if you personally hate them. Who cares. Just eat something and take a nap! Enjoy yourself!
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Lots of discourse about which Thanksgiving dishes are good. Here’s the thing: they’re all good, even if you personally hate them. Who cares. Just eat something and take a nap! Enjoy yourself!
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this unbelievable dope is my representative 👎
Rep. John McGuire: "They say more people are under slavery today than any time in human history"
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this unbelievable dope is my representative 👎
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Newborn rhinos are extremely vulnerable. They need to be shielded from even the slightest chill, hence Chamboi's woollen, cherry red blanket. It was such a favourite when he first came into our care, that he flatly refused to wear anything else! Meet the rhinos currently in our care: t.co/CvOTGiQk8X
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Newborn rhinos are extremely vulnerable. They need to be shielded from even the slightest chill, hence Chamboi's woollen, cherry red blanket. It was such a favourite when he first came into our care, that he flatly refused to wear anything else! Meet the rhinos currently in our care: t.co/CvOTGiQk8X
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
that lil bitty change!
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
that lil bitty change!
Who has room to put their feet on the chair ahead of them? If I did that my knees would be in my face. Then again I am poor and can’t afford leg room like real world Sean over here
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Who has room to put their feet on the chair ahead of them? If I did that my knees would be in my face. Then again I am poor and can’t afford leg room like real world Sean over here
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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We don’t talk enough about how blisteringly hot Joe Strummer was
September 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We don’t talk enough about how blisteringly hot Joe Strummer was
Crucial Taunt gotta be one of the worst fake band names ever
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Crucial Taunt gotta be one of the worst fake band names ever
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Aaron Rodgers did not injure his wrist. He got too close to blowing the lid off the conspiracy (it doesn't matter which one) and so the league had to suspend him.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Aaron Rodgers did not injure his wrist. He got too close to blowing the lid off the conspiracy (it doesn't matter which one) and so the league had to suspend him.
This is my church
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is my church
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You will never guess what this is in reference to.