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Kev
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Calm down.
On big huff
Robert Pattinson was asked which of his characters he would choose to give a second chance at life

"Cedric Diggory … It was a tragic one"
March 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Me as a kid: (contorting myself up into a katamari and tumbling down the stairs) wheeeee!

Me in my 30s: (staring at an envelope I dropped on the ground and debating if it is worth the risk) that's where the mail goes now
December 4, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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(doing tech support for the Pharaoh)
Okay, close out of Curse Defender.
Yeah just click the little sarcophagus.
Awesome, now click the Ankh at the very bottom.
Yes, now go to My Pyramid.
Now enter in your password.
(sigh)
Okay no worries I can reset it again.
December 2, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Lamar trusts Mark Andrews more than I trust members of my immediate family
December 1, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Yearly Kamehameha Update:

Still can't 😞
November 30, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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Acclimating to Bluesky and loving all the science starter packs but does anyone was like a “shit poster meme” pack? Little too academic around here….
November 13, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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I'm just not so sure the presidency and the position of attorney general were meant to be safe havens for people trying to avoid prison time
November 14, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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This is like going to a new school in the middle of the year
November 13, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Are we down to call these bleets or what?
November 14, 2024 at 3:19 AM