Kevin Elf Böy 🧝♂️
@kevinterribly.bsky.social
Hey my name is kevin I'm 33 who makes songs Im german. ......Im happy with my life. I like music. IG: @KevinTerribly. Dog liker. Single. gammer 🎮 nintendo [+..••]. Suspended at 11K on Twitter
📍Newport News, Chesapeake
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📍Newport News, Chesapeake
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I didn't realize that the three headed dog from I think the first book was repatriated to Greece by Dumbledore rather than just leaving the dog in the forbidden forest which I'm not quite sure why he didn't leave the dog in the forest in the first place.
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I didn't realize that the three headed dog from I think the first book was repatriated to Greece by Dumbledore rather than just leaving the dog in the forbidden forest which I'm not quite sure why he didn't leave the dog in the forest in the first place.
I remember when a lot of people said that The Polar Express is a horror movie but is it really a horror movie I beg to differ.
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I remember when a lot of people said that The Polar Express is a horror movie but is it really a horror movie I beg to differ.
He's making a list
it's kept in plain text
an elf just got phished
you know what is next
santa claus has leaked 3.3 billion user's names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses, and the times they are asleep in their homes.
it's kept in plain text
an elf just got phished
you know what is next
santa claus has leaked 3.3 billion user's names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses, and the times they are asleep in their homes.
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
He's making a list
it's kept in plain text
an elf just got phished
you know what is next
santa claus has leaked 3.3 billion user's names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses, and the times they are asleep in their homes.
it's kept in plain text
an elf just got phished
you know what is next
santa claus has leaked 3.3 billion user's names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses, and the times they are asleep in their homes.
What if Charles Dickens wrote a very nice, festive Christmas story.
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What if Charles Dickens wrote a very nice, festive Christmas story.
I didn't know until now that Warwick Davis played different roles in Harry Potter I knew of one Flitwick was the only character I actually knew he played because of the voice.
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I didn't know until now that Warwick Davis played different roles in Harry Potter I knew of one Flitwick was the only character I actually knew he played because of the voice.
The Harry Potter series is better than Twilight even tho I've not watched Twilight in my life.
#HarryPotter #Twilight
#HarryPotter #Twilight
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The Harry Potter series is better than Twilight even tho I've not watched Twilight in my life.
#HarryPotter #Twilight
#HarryPotter #Twilight
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Lord Voldemort jumbles to spell Tom Marvolo Riddle.
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Lord Voldemort jumbles to spell Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Hagrid's cousin is Hodor I wouldn't have known this.
December 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Hagrid's cousin is Hodor I wouldn't have known this.
Something I didn't know in the late 1960s, Mudbloods had to sit in the back of the Hogwarts Express.
#WizardLivesMatter
#WizardLivesMatter
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Something I didn't know in the late 1960s, Mudbloods had to sit in the back of the Hogwarts Express.
#WizardLivesMatter
#WizardLivesMatter
Wait a minute so I found out that Hagrid wasn't ever able to produce the Patronus spell because it was said to be a very difficult spell. So I thought all these years that Hagrid did that spell.
December 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Wait a minute so I found out that Hagrid wasn't ever able to produce the Patronus spell because it was said to be a very difficult spell. So I thought all these years that Hagrid did that spell.
Literally I saved Anaconda to my watchlist in justwatch when I heard about the movie and now I'm waiting for it to release so I can watch it.
December 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Literally I saved Anaconda to my watchlist in justwatch when I heard about the movie and now I'm waiting for it to release so I can watch it.
In honouring Snape I think Harry hoped in his heart that he too would be forgiven. The deaths at the battle of Hogwarts would haunt Harry forever and Voldemort would keep trying to kill Harry.
December 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In honouring Snape I think Harry hoped in his heart that he too would be forgiven. The deaths at the battle of Hogwarts would haunt Harry forever and Voldemort would keep trying to kill Harry.
I guess Snape was all grey from things I've heard. You couldn't make him a devil but he died trying to save the wizarding world and Harry. Doesn't that make Snape a good person.
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I guess Snape was all grey from things I've heard. You couldn't make him a devil but he died trying to save the wizarding world and Harry. Doesn't that make Snape a good person.
It’s still odd to me that when Voldemort failed to kill baby harry in the first book it basically destroyed him when he literally could have just .... like ....... picked harry up out of his crib but instead he wasn't able to kill him because of his mother Lily Potter's sacrificial love magic. Which
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s still odd to me that when Voldemort failed to kill baby harry in the first book it basically destroyed him when he literally could have just .... like ....... picked harry up out of his crib but instead he wasn't able to kill him because of his mother Lily Potter's sacrificial love magic. Which
Someone once said did you know that Draco could be a werewolf and that Snape isn't a vampire. I said I knew that but never heard such a thing like that before.
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Someone once said did you know that Draco could be a werewolf and that Snape isn't a vampire. I said I knew that but never heard such a thing like that before.
Good morning to everybody
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Good morning to everybody
I just realized something Voldemort hates Harry Potter so, so much.
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I just realized something Voldemort hates Harry Potter so, so much.
I'm not the same person everyone thought I would be but I'm a lot of things and that's okay I realize that.
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm not the same person everyone thought I would be but I'm a lot of things and that's okay I realize that.
I don't know who needs to hear this but eating cake for breakfast is totally acceptable. It's just a muffin with upgraded frosting.
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but eating cake for breakfast is totally acceptable. It's just a muffin with upgraded frosting.
I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're going to be late at least make it fashionably late. Show up like you meant to.
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're going to be late at least make it fashionably late. Show up like you meant to.
IT Welcome to Derry isn't that scary as what people think.
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
IT Welcome to Derry isn't that scary as what people think.
5'1 you don't say? an I'm only 5'4
Whenever the doctor asks when was the last time you measured your height? This is to just understand any changes over time and I have to say I'm 5'1 or just last week.
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
5'1 you don't say? an I'm only 5'4
Reposted by Kevin Elf Böy 🧝♂️
We asked my sister if she were a dessert, what kind of a dessert she’d be, and her response was “Maybe Nerd Rope? No, that’s more breakfast than dessert”
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
We asked my sister if she were a dessert, what kind of a dessert she’d be, and her response was “Maybe Nerd Rope? No, that’s more breakfast than dessert”
Reposted by Kevin Elf Böy 🧝♂️
If Bill Clinton is your political hero, you need to do some serious internal work.
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If Bill Clinton is your political hero, you need to do some serious internal work.