Thrashing about in my restraints
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People can do whatever they want as long as I don’t find it slightly annoying
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
People can do whatever they want as long as I don’t find it slightly annoying
Everything dies nephew that's a fact
Maybe everything that gets chopped comes back...
Maybe everything that gets chopped comes back...
December 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Everything dies nephew that's a fact
Maybe everything that gets chopped comes back...
Maybe everything that gets chopped comes back...
I love when things are the platonic ideal of themselves
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I love when things are the platonic ideal of themselves
And is there a Mr Rushmore
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And is there a Mr Rushmore
people seem to enjoy when things are set in a universe. but i do not feel strongly
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
people seem to enjoy when things are set in a universe. but i do not feel strongly
I’m wiping front 2 back. Back 2 front. Side 2 side. Up and down. Star of David. 4 dimensional taurus. Whirlpool. Roomba style
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m wiping front 2 back. Back 2 front. Side 2 side. Up and down. Star of David. 4 dimensional taurus. Whirlpool. Roomba style
I just got done rolling my boulder up to the top of a hill. Thankful it’s over
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I just got done rolling my boulder up to the top of a hill. Thankful it’s over
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My cat is biting me but I can’t get mad at her today because I dreamed she was eaten by an axolotl
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My cat is biting me but I can’t get mad at her today because I dreamed she was eaten by an axolotl
does homer still watch TV or is he gooning now
October 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
does homer still watch TV or is he gooning now
Sadness is lowkey one of the most melancholic emotions
October 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sadness is lowkey one of the most melancholic emotions
Some times people say things that are intentionally false, as though to try and deceive
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some times people say things that are intentionally false, as though to try and deceive
Life is a series of not doing laundries
October 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Life is a series of not doing laundries
A beast does not deserve the title “Mister” for he is no man. Even if he does create feastables
October 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A beast does not deserve the title “Mister” for he is no man. Even if he does create feastables
hubris to make a rice krispie treat chocolate
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
hubris to make a rice krispie treat chocolate
i told my doctor i only eat sweets 2 or 3 times a week and the rube believed me
September 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i told my doctor i only eat sweets 2 or 3 times a week and the rube believed me
posting here one time for mehnaj's benefit. ah...
March 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
posting here one time for mehnaj's benefit. ah...
She doesn’t even know I’m holding her paw
December 15, 2024 at 5:33 AM
She doesn’t even know I’m holding her paw
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a horror game where you need to search for cursed objects to feed a monster, but you don't know what the curses will be (so you need to pay CLOSE attention to your surroundings omg)
December 9, 2024 at 9:10 AM
a horror game where you need to search for cursed objects to feed a monster, but you don't know what the curses will be (so you need to pay CLOSE attention to your surroundings omg)
The lengths to which I will debase myself for a group chat’s amusement are relatively long
November 30, 2024 at 6:58 AM
The lengths to which I will debase myself for a group chat’s amusement are relatively long
I have a warm smile :) and a heart of gold <3 but I also have a lot of problems.
November 30, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I have a warm smile :) and a heart of gold <3 but I also have a lot of problems.
John Lennon was punished by god
November 28, 2024 at 5:30 PM
John Lennon was punished by god
Big black is shoegaze
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Big black is shoegaze
is this anything
November 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
is this anything
Charging up a donkey Kong neutral B in my nationally televised boxing match
November 16, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Charging up a donkey Kong neutral B in my nationally televised boxing match