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Khaos
@khaosguillotine.bsky.social
90% dropout 10% family guy
Don’t get too many followers, you already couldn’t recognize a day one fan at the con (me)
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Not as hot as @jambschart.bsky.social’s mom. How’s Donna doin?? 🫦🫦🫦
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
u misspelled Grace but ok
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don’t tag anyone in anything because I don’t trust they’ll have a refined comedic palate like I do 💅💅💅
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
In your day Netflix came in the mail
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Do u wanna know my family drama from thanksgiving to make up for it? It’s juicy as fuck
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that’s so crazy who would’ve put Thomas into an Amir edit
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Well maybe if you said your favorite ship at a recent con then the fans wouldn’t have to make their own content. Can’t believe you would let down all of Amirica like that
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Really glad I signed up for your zoom poker lessons to understand this !!
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
U folded before I even noticed it happened lmfaoo
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Also clarifying bc there’s no tone tag. This was me being fake dramatic and emo
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
bc genuine heartfelt compliments are gross and it’s way more swag to bully 😝🤚 (<— that’s me hitting the nae nae)
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s alright babes. I’m also on a spiral because once you’ve seen this one, nothing is rlly funny anymore 😔😔😔
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Well I’m medicated now, Elise.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Old Amirica us were so funny we rlly should’ve started a podcast
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I frequently think about you going private and removing only me as a follower bc wtf
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
That’s a great reward, I love historical documents
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
also watch the video all the way through, retention rate is good for the algorithm !!
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Liberal opinion: universal basic income should be implemented

Conservative opinion: we should change the national anthem to Chicken Fried by the Zac Brown Band
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Why? I expect you to crochet everything, not buy it
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
@inflatablealastor.bsky.social only u would need this
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM