Kyle
@khomni.bsky.social
If anyone sends me an instagram reel, I promise I'll watch it with you the next time I see them in person. They better be good and timeless, depending on how often we hang out
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 AM
If anyone sends me an instagram reel, I promise I'll watch it with you the next time I see them in person. They better be good and timeless, depending on how often we hang out
My new years resolution is to dive headlong into having on online presence and enjoy it like everyone else seems to. Playing online games, joining discord channels, engaging in lively and reasonable discussions with like-minded folks and forgetting entirely about privacy and palantir and shit
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My new years resolution is to dive headlong into having on online presence and enjoy it like everyone else seems to. Playing online games, joining discord channels, engaging in lively and reasonable discussions with like-minded folks and forgetting entirely about privacy and palantir and shit
I think it's fine to set lofty dreams when you're young and readjust them to be more realistic when you get older. My dreams have never been that lofty, I just happen to be unfit for my own dreams and more capable helping other people's dreams and dying inside
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think it's fine to set lofty dreams when you're young and readjust them to be more realistic when you get older. My dreams have never been that lofty, I just happen to be unfit for my own dreams and more capable helping other people's dreams and dying inside
People visiting family for the holidays:
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
People visiting family for the holidays:
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December 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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I feel like I've seen enough people doing their job poorly, including leadership, that I find myself questioning if anyone actually knows what they're doing, or if we're all just faking it, and at best propping up the last generation of people pretending they knew what they were doing
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I feel like I've seen enough people doing their job poorly, including leadership, that I find myself questioning if anyone actually knows what they're doing, or if we're all just faking it, and at best propping up the last generation of people pretending they knew what they were doing
I could really use a pep-talk, but not a generic one, or one that I wrote to motivate me in the specific way I want. If somebody knows a private investigator that will stalk me and then give me personalized motivation, I'll compensate. If not, I could use investors for a new business idea
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I could really use a pep-talk, but not a generic one, or one that I wrote to motivate me in the specific way I want. If somebody knows a private investigator that will stalk me and then give me personalized motivation, I'll compensate. If not, I could use investors for a new business idea
Imagine someone developing a kink where they want real life people to talk to them like they're an AI chat bot, but living in a hell where the person isn't convincing enough to play the role, or so convincing that they might not be real. Such things are possible in an area we call the Twilight Zone
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Imagine someone developing a kink where they want real life people to talk to them like they're an AI chat bot, but living in a hell where the person isn't convincing enough to play the role, or so convincing that they might not be real. Such things are possible in an area we call the Twilight Zone
Care about online privacy long enough, it'll ruin your ability to enjoy the internet. Yet when I see people posting stupid shit with accounts linked to their full name traceable to all their activity online, I feel a little envious. Are they seeing the internet through a more innocent, joyful lens?
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Care about online privacy long enough, it'll ruin your ability to enjoy the internet. Yet when I see people posting stupid shit with accounts linked to their full name traceable to all their activity online, I feel a little envious. Are they seeing the internet through a more innocent, joyful lens?
I want to be invited to an online community, but only so I can be distant and guarded until someone offhandedly mentions something that I'm passionate about and invites me to a smaller, chiller community that I can feel slightly more guilty for neglecting
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I want to be invited to an online community, but only so I can be distant and guarded until someone offhandedly mentions something that I'm passionate about and invites me to a smaller, chiller community that I can feel slightly more guilty for neglecting
If speculation markets are going to be the next big thing by "financializing" disagreements, it might be possible that people with student debt can actually break even on the question "was a college education a good long-term financial investment"
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If speculation markets are going to be the next big thing by "financializing" disagreements, it might be possible that people with student debt can actually break even on the question "was a college education a good long-term financial investment"
I miss being a DM. I put a lot of effort into building a world over three whole years for a bunch of friends who probably spent more time being drunk and adulterous. Those drunk narcissistic idiots ruined everything, and my writing just goes into the trash
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I miss being a DM. I put a lot of effort into building a world over three whole years for a bunch of friends who probably spent more time being drunk and adulterous. Those drunk narcissistic idiots ruined everything, and my writing just goes into the trash
Sometimes I get a rare impulse to log back in to linkedin and wreak havoc, but looking at linkedin is so soul-draining it makes it impossible to have fun on it, even mischievously
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Sometimes I get a rare impulse to log back in to linkedin and wreak havoc, but looking at linkedin is so soul-draining it makes it impossible to have fun on it, even mischievously
Reposted by Kyle
once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you guys if that's ok with you, no worries if not. 😖
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you guys if that's ok with you, no worries if not. 😖
I've had enough. Putting "refrigerate after opening" on the packaging of food sold at room temperature is basically assault and battery. I'm not eating dehydrated meat from a bag because I have the patience to snack like a lawyer and read the fine print on the bottom of the bag.
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I've had enough. Putting "refrigerate after opening" on the packaging of food sold at room temperature is basically assault and battery. I'm not eating dehydrated meat from a bag because I have the patience to snack like a lawyer and read the fine print on the bottom of the bag.
Somewhere, there's gotta be so many stressful Teams meetings full of middle managers of product teams at Microsoft desperately trying to find out "what the hell is an arch linux"
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Somewhere, there's gotta be so many stressful Teams meetings full of middle managers of product teams at Microsoft desperately trying to find out "what the hell is an arch linux"
I want someone to persistently bully me into being creative, but like in a specific way that triggers my primal procrastinator instinct to not let people down by missing a deadline
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I want someone to persistently bully me into being creative, but like in a specific way that triggers my primal procrastinator instinct to not let people down by missing a deadline
Even if you don't live in NYC, you can root and celebrate Zohran's success more broadly since it means that people have opened up to left-leaning, progressive and pro social policies. If DNC leadership continues to fight against it only underscores a role as impotent controlled opposition.
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Even if you don't live in NYC, you can root and celebrate Zohran's success more broadly since it means that people have opened up to left-leaning, progressive and pro social policies. If DNC leadership continues to fight against it only underscores a role as impotent controlled opposition.
I'm personally celebrating municipal election results for a state I don't live in since I've never seen such a large public celebration of progressive sentiment
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm personally celebrating municipal election results for a state I don't live in since I've never seen such a large public celebration of progressive sentiment
While we're all being reductive, there are only 4 types of ways to engage online:
1) being smug and/or seeking approval
2) being pitiful and/or wanting attention
3) being hostile and/or deriving joy from suffering
4) crackpot
1) being smug and/or seeking approval
2) being pitiful and/or wanting attention
3) being hostile and/or deriving joy from suffering
4) crackpot
October 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
While we're all being reductive, there are only 4 types of ways to engage online:
1) being smug and/or seeking approval
2) being pitiful and/or wanting attention
3) being hostile and/or deriving joy from suffering
4) crackpot
1) being smug and/or seeking approval
2) being pitiful and/or wanting attention
3) being hostile and/or deriving joy from suffering
4) crackpot
If I make a joke about being depressed and someone takes it as a personal attack, I don't know whether I should just stop being frank about depression or if I just need to be funnier
October 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
If I make a joke about being depressed and someone takes it as a personal attack, I don't know whether I should just stop being frank about depression or if I just need to be funnier
Exciting new ways to justify not going to therapy:
1) The provider or your insurance have a profit motive to give you poor, ongoing care instead of helping
2) You have SO MUCH baggage to unload, and you're too much of an empath to burden a hard working therapist with your problems
1) The provider or your insurance have a profit motive to give you poor, ongoing care instead of helping
2) You have SO MUCH baggage to unload, and you're too much of an empath to burden a hard working therapist with your problems
October 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Exciting new ways to justify not going to therapy:
1) The provider or your insurance have a profit motive to give you poor, ongoing care instead of helping
2) You have SO MUCH baggage to unload, and you're too much of an empath to burden a hard working therapist with your problems
1) The provider or your insurance have a profit motive to give you poor, ongoing care instead of helping
2) You have SO MUCH baggage to unload, and you're too much of an empath to burden a hard working therapist with your problems
Maximal distrust is like quicksand where the likelihood of someone trying to rescue you from it gets harder the further you sink. If people that care about you ask if you need a rope you just say "Quicksand? I don't want to put you out of any ropes for a 'quicksand' problem, I'll figure it out"
October 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Maximal distrust is like quicksand where the likelihood of someone trying to rescue you from it gets harder the further you sink. If people that care about you ask if you need a rope you just say "Quicksand? I don't want to put you out of any ropes for a 'quicksand' problem, I'll figure it out"