Kickstand Optional
@kickstandoptional.bsky.social
I like a good fight, but no one wants to swing on a man with one leg. Anyway that's why I'm permabanned from everywhere else.
Oh, look at this guy! He loves dogs, he must be such a swell fella!
April 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Oh, look at this guy! He loves dogs, he must be such a swell fella!
Good point.
To the Kroger, boys.
To the Kroger, boys.
April 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Good point.
To the Kroger, boys.
To the Kroger, boys.
Hit me with that 1600%APR on dinner for the kids
April 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Hit me with that 1600%APR on dinner for the kids
What (and I cannot emphasize this enough) the fuck
October 10, 2023 at 8:35 PM
What (and I cannot emphasize this enough) the fuck
Tfw you realize Montressor's talk about that cask was all cap
September 17, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Tfw you realize Montressor's talk about that cask was all cap
Won't someone PLEASE think of the multimillionaire, household name actresses
September 17, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Won't someone PLEASE think of the multimillionaire, household name actresses
Well that sucks.
Went to change my oil and the head sheared right off the drain plug.
Went to change my oil and the head sheared right off the drain plug.
September 9, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Well that sucks.
Went to change my oil and the head sheared right off the drain plug.
Went to change my oil and the head sheared right off the drain plug.
Oh hey look I found the key to your 2010-2021 Hyundai/Kia.
September 9, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Oh hey look I found the key to your 2010-2021 Hyundai/Kia.
Frosted Frakes
September 7, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Frosted Frakes
I should be in bed.
But I realized last minute I need to do laundry, and there are things an amputee has to wear that HAVE to be clean.
And so I wait.
But I realized last minute I need to do laundry, and there are things an amputee has to wear that HAVE to be clean.
And so I wait.
September 4, 2023 at 4:18 AM
I should be in bed.
But I realized last minute I need to do laundry, and there are things an amputee has to wear that HAVE to be clean.
And so I wait.
But I realized last minute I need to do laundry, and there are things an amputee has to wear that HAVE to be clean.
And so I wait.
Without downloading any new videos, or photos, what's it like dating you?
September 4, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Without downloading any new videos, or photos, what's it like dating you?
Ayy we're gonna give 'em a lil party
September 2, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Ayy we're gonna give 'em a lil party
Remember Salad Fingers? This is him now.
September 2, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Remember Salad Fingers? This is him now.
Me addressing my followers
September 1, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Me addressing my followers
Something something Star Citizen, something something RSI Scorpius.
September 1, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Something something Star Citizen, something something RSI Scorpius.
Also, full disclosure and all that:
My first major car wreck left me with some bruises and a bad attitude.
My first major motorcycle wreck left me with this:
My first major car wreck left me with some bruises and a bad attitude.
My first major motorcycle wreck left me with this:
September 1, 2023 at 6:55 PM
Also, full disclosure and all that:
My first major car wreck left me with some bruises and a bad attitude.
My first major motorcycle wreck left me with this:
My first major car wreck left me with some bruises and a bad attitude.
My first major motorcycle wreck left me with this:
For real India be like
September 1, 2023 at 6:53 PM
For real India be like
Two swords?
Bro here's my old Stret Bob loaded with a week's worth of clothing, a shovel, a modest toolkit and a bunch of personal electronics.
These days I carry a cane everywhere when I ride.
Two swords is easy peasy.
Bro here's my old Stret Bob loaded with a week's worth of clothing, a shovel, a modest toolkit and a bunch of personal electronics.
These days I carry a cane everywhere when I ride.
Two swords is easy peasy.
September 1, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Two swords?
Bro here's my old Stret Bob loaded with a week's worth of clothing, a shovel, a modest toolkit and a bunch of personal electronics.
These days I carry a cane everywhere when I ride.
Two swords is easy peasy.
Bro here's my old Stret Bob loaded with a week's worth of clothing, a shovel, a modest toolkit and a bunch of personal electronics.
These days I carry a cane everywhere when I ride.
Two swords is easy peasy.
White Admiral
August 31, 2023 at 10:17 PM
White Admiral