Kickstand Optional
@kickstandoptional.bsky.social
I like a good fight, but no one wants to swing on a man with one leg. Anyway that's why I'm permabanned from everywhere else.
Pinned
Which way, Western Man:
To the window?
Or to the wall?
To the window?
Or to the wall?
Carefully explaining to my boomer acquaintance with a transfemoral amputation why he gets weird reactions to calling himself a "transfem" online.
May 14, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Carefully explaining to my boomer acquaintance with a transfemoral amputation why he gets weird reactions to calling himself a "transfem" online.
Which way, Western Man:
To the window?
Or to the wall?
To the window?
Or to the wall?
March 3, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Which way, Western Man:
To the window?
Or to the wall?
To the window?
Or to the wall?
Tinfoil hat time:
Trump Sneakers are being auctioned off for insane prices.
This is all a money laundering scheme. The Trump Organization needed to get a bunch of money out of this country, and fast.
Trump Sneakers are being auctioned off for insane prices.
This is all a money laundering scheme. The Trump Organization needed to get a bunch of money out of this country, and fast.
February 24, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Tinfoil hat time:
Trump Sneakers are being auctioned off for insane prices.
This is all a money laundering scheme. The Trump Organization needed to get a bunch of money out of this country, and fast.
Trump Sneakers are being auctioned off for insane prices.
This is all a money laundering scheme. The Trump Organization needed to get a bunch of money out of this country, and fast.
Getting down about people who don't regret hurting you is a colossal waste of your precious time and energy.
November 4, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Getting down about people who don't regret hurting you is a colossal waste of your precious time and energy.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart" but it's Paul Sorvino singing "Don't Go Breaking My Balls."
November 3, 2023 at 12:37 PM
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart" but it's Paul Sorvino singing "Don't Go Breaking My Balls."
To Valhalla
If one of you doesn’t bring my body to my funeral like this then I don’t wanna die
October 21, 2023 at 5:12 AM
To Valhalla
What (and I cannot emphasize this enough) the fuck
October 10, 2023 at 8:35 PM
What (and I cannot emphasize this enough) the fuck
WGA has a tentative agreement. Many thanks to everyone but especially not Bill Maher.
September 26, 2023 at 4:01 AM
WGA has a tentative agreement. Many thanks to everyone but especially not Bill Maher.
With jaded eyes and features
You think they really care
You think they really care
September 24, 2023 at 3:55 PM
With jaded eyes and features
You think they really care
You think they really care
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So anyway when you shove this thing into the tracks, it will experience a 5 foot fall, and there's 625V of DC current between the third rail and the running rails.
New York City will deploy the K5, a "fully autonomous" security robot, in the Times Square subway station, the city's busiest underground transit hub. Armed with four cameras, the K5 is part of Mayor Eric Adams's push for more law-enforcement technology. www.nytimes.com/2023/09/22/n...
September 22, 2023 at 9:50 PM
So anyway when you shove this thing into the tracks, it will experience a 5 foot fall, and there's 625V of DC current between the third rail and the running rails.
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Two months ago, the trees were full of leaves, and they were green. Now, many of them are yellow. Some have fallen off entirely. If you ask about this, you're told it's because of "autumn." No one had ever heard of "autumn" before this year. And you're not allowed to say this doesn't make sense.
September 19, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Two months ago, the trees were full of leaves, and they were green. Now, many of them are yellow. Some have fallen off entirely. If you ask about this, you're told it's because of "autumn." No one had ever heard of "autumn" before this year. And you're not allowed to say this doesn't make sense.
"Don't block people" is something dang ol' Dale Earnhardt would scoff at.
This is Nurburgring mf take yo sensitive ass back to Daytona.
This is Nurburgring mf take yo sensitive ass back to Daytona.
“don’t block people” is a great way to get the quarterback sacked and I think we should rethink it as an offensive strategy
September 17, 2023 at 8:02 PM
"Don't block people" is something dang ol' Dale Earnhardt would scoff at.
This is Nurburgring mf take yo sensitive ass back to Daytona.
This is Nurburgring mf take yo sensitive ass back to Daytona.
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you: hehe nine eleven
me, a smart genius: you forgot ten
me, a smart genius: you forgot ten
September 11, 2023 at 2:44 AM
you: hehe nine eleven
me, a smart genius: you forgot ten
me, a smart genius: you forgot ten
Well that sucks.
Went to change my oil and the head sheared right off the drain plug.
Went to change my oil and the head sheared right off the drain plug.
September 9, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Well that sucks.
Went to change my oil and the head sheared right off the drain plug.
Went to change my oil and the head sheared right off the drain plug.
Oh hey look I found the key to your 2010-2021 Hyundai/Kia.
September 9, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Oh hey look I found the key to your 2010-2021 Hyundai/Kia.
Charles Bukowski
September 7, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Charles Bukowski
Frosted Frakes
September 7, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Frosted Frakes
"I'm not leaning on elitist stereotypes, anyway here's more elitist stereotypes."
Every damn time with these people.
Every damn time with these people.
September 5, 2023 at 2:06 AM
"I'm not leaning on elitist stereotypes, anyway here's more elitist stereotypes."
Every damn time with these people.
Every damn time with these people.
Remarkably effective way to demonstrate one's ignorance regarding both the military AND the South.
September 4, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Remarkably effective way to demonstrate one's ignorance regarding both the military AND the South.
Though locals still call it Mobile for tradition's sake, this entire county is actually legally named West Pensacola as the southern portion of Alabama was annexed by Florida in 1973.
The remaining territory is called Halfabama.
The remaining territory is called Halfabama.
Let’s start telling everyone fun lies about where we live.
I’ll go first! In Arizona, we don’t actually have to worry about gendered language because we all call each other “Pardner” 👈😎👈
I’ll go first! In Arizona, we don’t actually have to worry about gendered language because we all call each other “Pardner” 👈😎👈
September 4, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Though locals still call it Mobile for tradition's sake, this entire county is actually legally named West Pensacola as the southern portion of Alabama was annexed by Florida in 1973.
The remaining territory is called Halfabama.
The remaining territory is called Halfabama.
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WHITE DUDE WITH DREADLOCKS: [writing to his girlfriend] my dearest Tallulah, it has been a fortnight since I entered Burning Man. we are nearly out of quinoa and Kind bars. please take good care of my HelloFresh promo code should I fail to return. namaste.
September 3, 2023 at 4:44 PM
WHITE DUDE WITH DREADLOCKS: [writing to his girlfriend] my dearest Tallulah, it has been a fortnight since I entered Burning Man. we are nearly out of quinoa and Kind bars. please take good care of my HelloFresh promo code should I fail to return. namaste.
I should be in bed.
But I realized last minute I need to do laundry, and there are things an amputee has to wear that HAVE to be clean.
And so I wait.
But I realized last minute I need to do laundry, and there are things an amputee has to wear that HAVE to be clean.
And so I wait.
September 4, 2023 at 4:18 AM
I should be in bed.
But I realized last minute I need to do laundry, and there are things an amputee has to wear that HAVE to be clean.
And so I wait.
But I realized last minute I need to do laundry, and there are things an amputee has to wear that HAVE to be clean.
And so I wait.
It's so funny that once upon a time my wife thought she'd hate D&D, because now she's that player who builds the most interesting characters and roleplays them pitch perfectly.
September 4, 2023 at 3:36 AM
It's so funny that once upon a time my wife thought she'd hate D&D, because now she's that player who builds the most interesting characters and roleplays them pitch perfectly.
Without downloading any new videos, or photos, what's it like dating you?
September 4, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Without downloading any new videos, or photos, what's it like dating you?