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Economics without morality is just legally sanctioned gang shit

I would pay extra at a dispensary that gave off Early 2000s Dude In The Hood That Sells You A Half Loaded Into Cigarette Celophanes, Tries To Upsell, And Makes You Stay For 45 Mins In Case You Were Followed vibes

It's crazy how we're so Eurocentric that we don't consider Egypt or Iraq, places that we openly credit for the development of large portions of western society, to be "western"

Tfw you let your kids use ur phone and now your work playlist is all bangers

About to take a laser to the eye

We're all going to die in a relatively short amount of time so I had this weird idea, and tell me if it's stupid, but maybe we could all be kind to each other until then??

"I got this dad. You can just stack it."
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In 2020, if you had told me that Infowars becomes satire for the lolz but neonazis buy out and nearly tank Twitter I would have laughed in your face.

I taught my daughter how to tight roll her jeans like the cool kids taught me in 1st grade bc it's the circle of life

This place is kinda nice. I think I'll stick around for a bit.

*takes blunt outside before lighting it bc I'm being respectful*

Prayer In School is weak. Put the IRS In Church