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sadly, not a bot, but an actual American living through the stupidest timeline of the world's premiere shithole country
“They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds.” — Christianopoulos
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“They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds.” — Christianopoulos
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Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
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“There was zero plan, except causing pain,” said one U.N. official about the Trump administration’s decision to stop funding the group with no notice or communication. “And that is not forgivable.”
After Trump Officials Cut Food Aid to Kenya, Children Starved to Death
“Brutal and traumatizing”: Interviews and a trove of internal documents show government officials and aid workers desperately tried to warn Trump advisers about impending disaster and death.
www.propublica.org
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
“There was zero plan, except causing pain,” said one U.N. official about the Trump administration’s decision to stop funding the group with no notice or communication. “And that is not forgivable.”
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over?
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over?
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
This is how you destroy an economy. Expect it and plan accordingly (hyperinflation, depression, corruption undermining economic growth, etc.)
Trump: "When we announce good news, the stock markets are gonna go up. That's the way it should be. We're gonna really ride that very hard. When we announce good news, we're not gonna have a Fed that's gonna raise interest rates because they're worried about inflation 3 years from now or something."
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This is how you destroy an economy. Expect it and plan accordingly (hyperinflation, depression, corruption undermining economic growth, etc.)
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You’re witnessing a kidnapping. And no local police are investigating the crime and arresting the perpetrators. And that’s all it would take to make this stop everywhere.
In Portland, Oregon, masked ICE GOONS abducted and vanished US citizen Gonzalo Catalan last week. Tragically, his family remains unaware of his whereabouts and has not received any communication from him as of today.
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You’re witnessing a kidnapping. And no local police are investigating the crime and arresting the perpetrators. And that’s all it would take to make this stop everywhere.
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In Portland, Oregon, masked ICE GOONS abducted and vanished US citizen Gonzalo Catalan last week. Tragically, his family remains unaware of his whereabouts and has not received any communication from him as of today.
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
In Portland, Oregon, masked ICE GOONS abducted and vanished US citizen Gonzalo Catalan last week. Tragically, his family remains unaware of his whereabouts and has not received any communication from him as of today.
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You know who else built extravagant ballrooms and monuments to themselves while their people suffered?
Hitler
Stalin
Mussolini
Putin
Saddam Hussein
King Jong-un
Hitler
Stalin
Mussolini
Putin
Saddam Hussein
King Jong-un
The Arc de Trump is next.
Trump told news crews as he departed for Asia, "We are building it."
The only ones who build monuments to themselves are dictators.
Find one example of someone who wasn't a dictator who built a monument in their own honor.
You can't.
Trump told news crews as he departed for Asia, "We are building it."
The only ones who build monuments to themselves are dictators.
Find one example of someone who wasn't a dictator who built a monument in their own honor.
You can't.
October 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You know who else built extravagant ballrooms and monuments to themselves while their people suffered?
Hitler
Stalin
Mussolini
Putin
Saddam Hussein
King Jong-un
Hitler
Stalin
Mussolini
Putin
Saddam Hussein
King Jong-un
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ah, this guy was taken alive, unharmed, and there hasn't been an all-hands-on-deck freakout about What It Means. Guess the demographic!
A person in Alabama was arrested with a suitcase full of ammunition, body armor, and other items, intending to attack synagogues across the US South. www.cnn.com/2025/10/28/u...
Man arrested with body armor and a suitcase filled with ammunition after threatening multiple synagogues, officials say | CNN
In the latest antisemitic incident to rock a community, threatened attacks on synagogues in Alabama and surrounding states were thwarted when a person was arrested with a suitcase full of ammunition, ...
www.cnn.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
ah, this guy was taken alive, unharmed, and there hasn't been an all-hands-on-deck freakout about What It Means. Guess the demographic!
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for whatever it's worth their article on the jugalbandi was wholesale ripped from Wikipedia's, citations and all
![Fact-checked by Grok 14 hours ago
Jugalbandi
A jugalbandhi or jugalbandi is a performance in Indian classical music, especially in Hindustani classical music but also in Carnatic, that features a duet of two solo musicians.[1][2] The word jugalbandi means, literally, "entwined twins." The duet can be either vocal or instrumental.
Often, the musicians will play different instruments, as for example the famous duets between sitarist Ravi Shankar and sarod player Ali Akbar Khan, who played the format since the 1940s. More rarely, the musicians (either vocalists or instrumentalists) may be from different traditions (i.e. Carnatic and Hindustani). What defines jugalbandi is that the two soloists be on an equal footing. A performance can only truly be deemed a jugalbandi when neither musician is always the soloist or solely an accompanist. In jugalbandi, both musicians act as lead players, and a playful competition exists between the two performers.
Hindustani-Carnatic Jugalbandi
Jugalbandi of Hindustani and Carnatic styles has evolved into a relatively common pattern that has the Hindustani artist accompanied by a tabla artist, and the Carnatic artist accompanied by a mridangam artist, and possibly also accompanied by tanpura. The main artists from each tradition present a composition in their own style and then](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vcykurfvhhpynm4cwhsnnu4d/bafkreibr7jyg7uwhqt36php2mbdqtyr4xmfn7e7fhyf63tnkyvs4caoroe@jpeg)
![Jugalbandi
A jugalbandhi or jugalbandi is a performance in Indian classical music, especially in Hindustani classical music but also in Carnatic, that features a duet of two solo musicians.[1][2] The word jugalbandi means, literally, "entwined twins." The duet can be either vocal or instrumental.
Often, the musicians will play different instruments, as for example the famous duets between sitarist Ravi Shankar and sarod player Ali Akbar Khan, who played the format since the 1940s. More rarely, the musicians (either vocalists or instrumentalists) may be from different traditions (i.e. Carnatic and Hindustani). What defines jugalbandi is that the two soloists be on an equal footing. A performance can only truly be deemed a jugalbandi when neither musician is always the soloist or solely an accompanist. In jugalbandi, both musicians act as lead players, and a playful competition exists between the two performers.
Hindustani-Carnatic Jugalbandi
Jugalbandi of Hindustani and Carnatic styles has evolved into a relatively common pattern that has the Hindustani artist accompanied by a tabla artist, and the Carnatic artist accompanied by a mridangam](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vcykurfvhhpynm4cwhsnnu4d/bafkreigmtmvja5ml3a5ca6pejubvgcqsmpl2bdxntltoo7v7m3rydsbccq@jpeg)
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
for whatever it's worth their article on the jugalbandi was wholesale ripped from Wikipedia's, citations and all
Cowards
Video from witness here from the moment CBP gassed neighbors who had gathered outside after the kidnapping.
Agent rolls a canister at the crowd out of the window of their car as they reverse away from people with whistles and bikes.
Agent rolls a canister at the crowd out of the window of their car as they reverse away from people with whistles and bikes.
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Cowards
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The Trump regime has decided that ICE is not Gestapo enough so it’s boosting the role of the Border Patrol thugs who enjoy zip-tying children and tear-gassing neighborhoods in Chicago.
Trump plans to install Border Patrol officials to lead a more aggressive migrant crackdown
The White House has approved a list of ICE leaders to be replaced by Border Patrol officials in coming days amid disappointment with arrest numbers.
www.nbcnews.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Trump regime has decided that ICE is not Gestapo enough so it’s boosting the role of the Border Patrol thugs who enjoy zip-tying children and tear-gassing neighborhoods in Chicago.
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ACLU reporting that “several of the 6 women detained at South Louisiana ICE Center in Basile, LA, & Stewart Detention Center in Lumpkin, GA were pregnant & have miscarried while in custody.”
0 outrage from MAGAs about these fetuses. They were never about life. They are only about control of women.
0 outrage from MAGAs about these fetuses. They were never about life. They are only about control of women.
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
ACLU reporting that “several of the 6 women detained at South Louisiana ICE Center in Basile, LA, & Stewart Detention Center in Lumpkin, GA were pregnant & have miscarried while in custody.”
0 outrage from MAGAs about these fetuses. They were never about life. They are only about control of women.
0 outrage from MAGAs about these fetuses. They were never about life. They are only about control of women.
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Whenever you hear a tech bro screeching about drug addiction in San Francisco, remember that crypto is supercharging the fentanyl trade and reflect on the quote historian Rick Perlstein attributed to Marc Andreessen in 2017:
“I’m glad there’s OxyContin and video games to keep those people quiet.”
“I’m glad there’s OxyContin and video games to keep those people quiet.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Whenever you hear a tech bro screeching about drug addiction in San Francisco, remember that crypto is supercharging the fentanyl trade and reflect on the quote historian Rick Perlstein attributed to Marc Andreessen in 2017:
“I’m glad there’s OxyContin and video games to keep those people quiet.”
“I’m glad there’s OxyContin and video games to keep those people quiet.”
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“You’re Dead, Liberal”: Federal Agent Threatens to Shoot Veteran
Federal agents in Chicago, alongside Trump’s Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, feel empowered to do whatever they want.
Federal agents in Chicago, alongside Trump’s Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, feel empowered to do whatever they want.
“You’re Dead, Liberal”: Federal Agent Threatens to Shoot Veteran
Federal agents in Chicago, alongside Trump’s Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, feel empowered to do whatever they want.
newrepublic.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“You’re Dead, Liberal”: Federal Agent Threatens to Shoot Veteran
Federal agents in Chicago, alongside Trump’s Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, feel empowered to do whatever they want.
Federal agents in Chicago, alongside Trump’s Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, feel empowered to do whatever they want.
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🧵This horrific story is being reported all over Latin America, but not the US.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
🧵This horrific story is being reported all over Latin America, but not the US.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
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So Trump has $40 billion for Argentina but there’s no money for hungry Americans?
Hey @RepTimBurchett @MarshaBlackburn who is ok with people going hungry again? How’s that paid vacation going?
Hey @RepTimBurchett @MarshaBlackburn who is ok with people going hungry again? How’s that paid vacation going?
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So Trump has $40 billion for Argentina but there’s no money for hungry Americans?
Hey @RepTimBurchett @MarshaBlackburn who is ok with people going hungry again? How’s that paid vacation going?
Hey @RepTimBurchett @MarshaBlackburn who is ok with people going hungry again? How’s that paid vacation going?
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Measles was declared eliminated in the United States in 2000.
RFK Jr. must resign.
RFK Jr. must resign.
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Measles was declared eliminated in the United States in 2000.
RFK Jr. must resign.
RFK Jr. must resign.
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
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Two million more people than the previous “No Kings” gatherings from June showed up across 2,700 events in big Blue cities and, notably, in reliably Republican towns.
From Texas to Tennessee, even Trump country is marching against Trump
A new Harvard study shows that 2025 protests are likely the most geographically widespread in US history.
www.motherjones.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Two million more people than the previous “No Kings” gatherings from June showed up across 2,700 events in big Blue cities and, notably, in reliably Republican towns.
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Trump is sending federal agents to monitor elections and calling for political ads to be censored because of lies he's telling about fraud and his own popularity. www.pbump.net/o/the-threat...
The threat to elections heats up
Over the past few days, President Trump has returned to one of his central animating issues: purported threats to the security of American elections. He has repeatedly claimed that elections at the lo...
www.pbump.net
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Trump is sending federal agents to monitor elections and calling for political ads to be censored because of lies he's telling about fraud and his own popularity. www.pbump.net/o/the-threat...
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Houston, Texas ICE GOONS hospitalized a 16-year-old U.S. citizen on his way to school. The teen, a star football and soccer player, was violently detained alongside his father. Despite his cries for help, “I’m underage!” the agents tackled him, resulting in severe neck and back injuries.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Houston, Texas ICE GOONS hospitalized a 16-year-old U.S. citizen on his way to school. The teen, a star football and soccer player, was violently detained alongside his father. Despite his cries for help, “I’m underage!” the agents tackled him, resulting in severe neck and back injuries.