It's 4d chess, I tells ya!

You're right. They barely even alleged.

We need more systems that recognize people's full humanity. I am not sure we have any. I have decided to be as much of a person as I can get away with at work. It makes some folks uncomfortable.

Fair enough. Still hate 'em. Look for The Vindictive's "Party Time For Assholes" to hear punk rock covers of pop songs done right.

Anything by Me First and The Gimme Gimme's

Death for the soldiers and awards for the generals.

Can't The Onion buy it?

Are they in charge of the bribes?

"Look, I can't stop The Hunger Games, but I can at least make it fun!"

And a lot of folks should be going to federal prison

If by a little bit successful he means responsible for millions of deaths, mostly children, then sure, a little bit...